1. I've been siting on it all day
2. I fell on it
3. Someone hit it hard (mom)
4. A unicorn poked it
5. A man was staring at it too hard
6. I slid down the stairs on it
7. I ate to much fried chicken
8. It's fat
9. It's flappy
10. My jeans were too tight
11. I was twerking too much
12. Last night was interesting
13. I was sitting here making this list
14. Someone threw a ball at it
15. It just does!!!!!
I dedicate this book to all of the lovely bitches who are reading this. This book truly speaks to me :'(