woozi
@notmyproblem
boyeong made me do this
she says I need 'more friends'
like thirteen isn't enough
woozi:
OHH
i know you!
chan talks about you a lot
he says you're the cute, smol hyung
:CHAN 👈👈
i'm not fucking cute, you bitch
MingEW:
you're not denying that you're smol
😏
:CHAN 👈👈
because i am
and from what Chan tells us, you're a lot smaller than him
height, bitch
MingEW:
....
5'3
:CHAN 👈👈
who's smol now, bitch?
woozi:
i'm not your bitch, for one
so stop calling me that
two, i'm also in high school
you're out of college
bitch
:CHAN 👈👈
....
i like you already
the name's jihoon, but everyone calls me woozi
i write songs for people, only if they pay me tho
woozi:
i know
it says it in your bio
ANYWAY
i'm hana, of course
everyone calls me hana banana tho
or hanna banana, since that's my english name 👈👈
i go to school, try my best, and paRTy FucKINg hArd
jk jk
i don't leave my bed
:CHAN 👈👈
you are literally the most chill high school student I've ever met
woozi: