Seriously read till the end...
BOB: hey
JEN: r u talking to me
BOB well i do not seeem to see anyone else here
JEN and i do not think there is any need for the rudeness
BOB what rudeness
JEN are you that clueless
BOB what are you talking about young lady
JEN do you know any other words that rhyme with i mean end with ess
BOB well.... that was random
(pause) i can think of a few
(pause)
senseless
effortless
merciless
endless
JEN thats pretty much adding ess to everyword you can think of
BOB would you have thought of it
JEN no
BOB then the word im looking for is........... thank you
JEN you know, i could have lied
BOB but you didn't so are you going to say it or not
JEN in your dreams
(pause)
BOB how old are you
JEN how old do i look
BOB 98
(pause)
JEN do you go about annoying people
BOB did i annoy you
JEN maybe
BOB well did you parents ever teach you about manners
JEN fair enough IF YOU DONT INVOLVE MY PARENTS thank you very much
BOB so you do know how to say thank you
JEN of course i do. who doesnt
BOB i dont
JEN you are such a.....
BOB im such a what
JEN everyone knows how to say thank you
BOB except me
JEN says the one who talks about table manners
BOB i do not believe i have mentioned the word TABLE at any point in this conversation
JEN well you know what i mean
BOB no i dont
JEN there we go again............ clueless
BOB what does that mean
JEN are you trying to wind me up
BOB what do you think
JEN you are trying to wind me up....... and may i just say..... ITS NOT WORKING
BOB whats not working
JEN did your brain walk out of your head at some point in this conversation
BOB brains do not have legs
(pause)
i dont think anyway
JEN you seriously dont have a clue, do you?
BOB what
JEN you seriously.....
BOB what is a clue
JEN you're weird
BOB wait dont leave
i have a lot to learn
from you
JEN u have never seen me in your life before
BOB yes i have. ha ha ha
my sister wrote this when she was like 14.... I laughed my head off xD