South Park One shots!

By Salvarione

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South Park One Shots! Like south Park? Like ships? Love reading?? Please read and enjoy, give me votes, sug... More

Christophe x Gregory // Request 1 // Blond and Cigs! Part 1!
Gregory x Christophe // Request 2 // Blond And Cigs! Part 2!
Firkle x Ike // Request 4 // Goth And Proud!
Stan X Kyle // Request 5 // Dancing in Style 1!
Butters X Kenny // Request 6 // KFC 1!
Kyle X Cartman // Request 7 // I Hate you 1!
Kyle X Cartman // Request 9 // I hate you 2!
Kyle X Cartman // Request 10 // Freaky Friday!
Kyle X Cartman // Request 11 // Freaky Friday 2!
Kyle x Cartman // Request 12 // Freaky Friday 3!
Kyle X Cartman // Request 13 // Freaky Friday 4!

Pip x Damien // Request 3 // Ouija Board!

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By Salvarione

theGodofMangos

(Happy early upcoming day of birth!) (sorry so much for this error!)

"I don't know about this friends, this seems really dangerous." Pip had cautioned with a very light voice of fear. The English boys eyes could not stop staring at the spooky board that is in every way, indeed, about summoning ghosts. The messy blondette that lived in poverty, Kenny had glanced at Cartman and Cartman looked at Kenny with only plastered smirks, they look at Pip next and their faces painted with mischief.

"Shut up pip, stop being a pansy" Cartman rudely insulted, that was your typical Cartman. Kenny had also insulted Pip though his voice restraint from his orange jumper, he insisted to follow Eric and his scheme, only for 5 dollars. The little fearful pip, in his reaction to all these insults had stiffen him, straightening up his posture had Pip thinking that he didn't like these rude insults; they were very rude and not proper as he was taught to believe yet what could this English boy do? Not much with his little self, but he couldn't restrain back and he must, must tell his friends about a certain ghost that lives with him.
"But. Damie-" he whispers before cut off.

"Help us summon a damn demon Pip! It's not that hard! " Cartman whines, his face scrunched up and his voice high pitch, the perfect message that told them that Cartman would through a fit and getting annoyed and not to mention impatient, Cartman crossed his arms, frowning so deep his dimples popped and Kenny chuckled.

"Mmphyeah MmphPip Mmphhelp Mmphus... Mmphpussy" Kenny had Jested in a muffle; making a witty remark, more of a tease than a remark. Both boys look at Pip. Philip just sighed, glaring at the board, his true friend warned him about this board and its evil power that surged through the ancient woot however since Pip is being forced, he had no choice and he cared for no more bruises on him, nor a missing tooth, or a scratch for his hands make unwanted scars along his skin when his mind is no more then a blank chalk board certainly the pain would end, this would end! So as pip believed and he sighed then nodded.

"O-ok... I know a few rules!" Pip chirped, trying to stay optimistic. Eric; Cartman. Shrugged as he placed his fingers on the triangular piece. Kenny did the same and quickly to avoid any sort of danger nor glance from the boy that ate more cheesy puffs then any human, little pip placed his finger on the triangle as well then nodded once more.
"Ok, number one rule! Never taunt a ghost or a spirit" "number two, a ghost can be manipulative so be careful." pip took a little break and stares at them with beaded eyes. " number three, don't ever use an Ouija board by yourself Number 4-"

"Yeah, yeah! We got it! Fricken' Frenchie" Eric comment in a growl, Pip looked down with a merciful, forgiving smile.

"Oh goodness, yes. Ok." Pip had mumbled u der his soft breath to himself, he takes in a deep breath with his fingers pressed against the triangle, Pip could feel an odd energy surge through his soul. Before asking the unknown, the sapphire blue eyed boy swallowed hard in his dry throat, with no hesitation he asked, "Is there anyone in this room?"
His English voice was so pure and light, so innocent, it would bring any demon to him in his room, in the dark of the night they could come.... A force surrounds them... A force so familiar to Pip, a force deadly to the other boys. Everyone blinks a few times and before you know it, Cartman breaks one of the simple rules.

"Do you hear that Kenny? I think the ghosts are chickens" Cartman joked with a laugh, Kenny laughs back, agreeing he too also insults the "ghost".

"If there is anyone here would you like to make yourself known?" pip asked one more time, with widening eyes, pip watched the triangle move around the board. The triangle slowly moves to the YES. A chill down the boys back, they were now silent. Kenny watched with keen eyes while Cartman watched with wider ones but he soon calms down, brushing it off as a prank.
"What is your name?" Pip asked quietly. The triangle started to move after another minute. The triangle lands first on the D then A M I E N.
"Damien?" Cartman asked in confusion, then scoffs
His eyebrows were furrowed now, he got angry at the fact that he could not understand who was Damien, he growled a little while Kenny was creeped out now. Pippy was smiling softly, he realized the odd, large amount of power, D A M I E M.

"This is so fucking stupid" Cartman mumbled as he pulled away from the triangle, both Kenny and Pip look at the teen.

"What?"

"Mmphdude Mmphyou Mmphcant Mmphdo Mmphthat"

"Fuck you, Kenny, I can do what I want" Eric barked unhappily, soon though Kenny himself mustered himself to leave the triangle aswell. It was only pip now, a nervous sweat slowly falling to the side of his pale head. The power within the board, surging around the room and making the air thick with nervousness, a heavy dread over their heads. While it was quiet, there was a crackle of intense lightning in the room, not enough to harm them, but to freak them out. You've seen it all in horror movies, almost everyone does something wrong, or one insults a ghost, one leaves, someone trusts the evil ghost, two are secrete murderous and the final cloche, all of them die. Typical ghost movie, but today, the ghost D A M I E N seemed pretty okay to scare two boys that have intention on harming his muffin.

"Fucking ghost is that all you can do?" Eric bickered with a big frown.

"You must not anger him" whispers Pip. Kenneth was scared, he was getting scared of pip, pip just sat there and stared at the triangle, almost possessed over it but not by a force but by himself, even Cartman felt a shiver. Staying silent, everyone stayed silent until pip spoke again. "What do you want?" Pip asked gently, staring back down at the board. The triangle had started to move, shaking slightly, it moved to Y then O U. Pip blushed a little, smiling slightly at his ghost friend. "Can you tell us if your bad or good?" the piece starts moving again. It spelled out B A D.

"Stop smiling dude, it's fucking creepy" Eric commented. The muffin looked up at him and gave him a patient yet and yet again another forgiving smile.
"Oh, I'm sorry Eric, I didn't mean to upset you." Philip apologizes politely but when Cartman tsks in annoyance the triangle was violently pulled under Pip's fingers and thrown right to Eric's face,  "Oh... Oh my, Cartman are you ok?" Pip asked with real concern, the smaller one scared now and then Eric flashes him a look and got up in a pace.

"You stupid French!" Eric shouted, his anger boiling hot so before Cartman knew, pip scoots away slowly from the Ouija board in startled at fever at the flames that circled around the board. The flame intensifies and Cartman jumps back at it, he looks at Kenny and then Pip. "What the hell?!"
Orange flames lick around the board, intensifies with passion of rage and Cartman jumps back at it, he looks at Kenny and then Pip once more. "What the hell?" Pip was still quiet as he watched the flames, and all pip could think was,
'this was his D A M I E N angry and possessive' once the flames got higher, Damien appears from the Ouija board and he looks slowly over to the two boys, one lived in poverty and the other ate with spoilt tempers, his black eyes watched Kenny scream, he caught on fire. Damien got impatient and clicked his fingers, Kenny's neck snaps and the blonde falls to the floor, limp.

"You bastard! you killed Kenny!" swore Cartman, his voice so mingled with hatred, anger and fear that it was clear that even a psychopath could prove to have emotion.

"you're about to end up like a roasted pig on a tray of delicious vegetables if you don't leave" Damien mocked; insulted, cursed, ridiculed. Cartman had without hesitation ran out of Phillips basement, out the house and as far as he could. Pip relaxed, his muscles letting go and curled up into a ball of comfort as the flames disappeared with no damage.

"Thank you, Damien..." Pip thanked his blue sapphires on the ground, no longer at Damien. Damien stared down at his England muffin and sat next to him, the Demon or "ghost" as Philip likes to call him snaps his fingers and the candles around them light up almost instantly. the blonde muffin rests his head on Damien's shoulder.

"What do I keep telling you?" Damien asked, looking away with blushed cheeks.
"To not let the boys or the girls use me in any way and to not let them bully me... I am sorry I used the Ouiji board without your permission. dear, these boys are very-" "AH! Damien! Bring Kenny back to life right now!" Pip demands, glancing at his corpse. Damien rolled his eyes. and looked at Kenny, he fixed him and sent him off somewhere so that he and his muffin boyfriend may be alone.

"Better?" Damien asked, not happy himself with healing the lewd boy that hid pornos under his bed, but. He couldn't say no to his Pip, not to that innocent face. Philip nodded with a little smile. with a small sigh aswell while Damien brushed the hair of the English boy who lived with no one and tucked was his golden hair behind his pale ear, kissing the cold forehead of pippy pip the cute English muffin.  "Don't let people control you pip, no one should.. You should be a little more strong, you don't have to things you don't want to do..."
Damien smiles, "Don't let bullies control you"

"Okay Damien, I promise..." Pip whispered back to him, hugging the Prince's neck tightly.


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