"Hello, buttercup!"
"Buttercup?"
"I always wanted to call you that."
"You're weird."
"And hot as fuck."
"No, you're not."
"Tell me you don't want this dick."
"Eww, Ashton!"
"What? Isn't it what a good girlfriend is supposed to do?"
"No! I did not sign up for this."
"It comes with it's own terms and conditions."
"I demand breakup!"
"Sorry baby, you are stuck with me forever."
"Damn!"
"And my dick too."
*Beep* *Beep*
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Belated Eid-ul-Adha Mubarak to all my muslim readers!