𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥...

By curvyroads

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text message/instagram au ❝I left my phone number on the bathroom stall wall and you text me about your day... More

ACT ONE
001. " best friends forever "
002. " sweet dreams "
003. " it's like i have espn or something "
004. " you cant see me "
005. " drunken rants "
006. " brohemian rhapsody "
007. " lets break the fourth wall "
008. " you look so hot with that hair "
009. " heart goes boom "
010. " and what about it "
011. " mug me off "
012. " bitches washing bitches "
013. " friends "
014. " tic tac "
015. " papa armstrong "
016. " curly wurly "
017. " put a ring on it "
018. " my coochie hurts so much "
019. " not to be a disgusting whore "
021. " ditto titto "
022. " fuck it up buttercup "
023. " this aint no picnic bitch "
024. " teehee "
025. " blocked "
026. " and it really hurt "
027. " your pregnant ?? "
028. " boys are a big issue "
029. " accidentally ate her ass "
030. " sesh lads "
031. " you jinxed me "
032. " dont be silly put a condom on ur willy "
033. " big mouth "
034. " wowie ): "
035. " earth chan is not flat!! "
036. " im suing "
037. " a(n) ugly ass "
038. " youre a qt "
039. " the bus hates you "
ACT TWO
040. " accept the small fluff in life "
041. " triplet bitches "
042. " yes sir, thats my baby "
ACT THREE
043. " drew barrymore "

020. " bro? bro, bro! "

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By curvyroads

loser
bro bro bro bro bro bro bro

qt
bro bro bro
bro?

loser
bro!!!!!
bro brooooo

qt
wow i need to post that on ig
i look cute

loser
i look cuter

qt
true

loser
😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

qt
are you gonna go to the jesus pageant thing??

loser
eh idk

qt
PLS COME
we can take the piss out of patty <3
at this point i want magnolia to win
even tho i hate them both
i hate magnolia a bit less

loser
hahahaya
i haven't spoke to mag in a long time geez
but fine
only so we can laugh at patty (((((:

qt
i'll make a sign

loser
saying what

qt
i think a simple 'ur a bitch' is fine

loser
wig

qt
snatched

loser
gasp did we just

qt
finish each others sentences??

loser
yes i think

qt
we just did

loser
🤯

qt
🤯

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