Facebook! (A Percy Jackson Fa...

By KandyRush5

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I see a lot of people doing this so I decided to make my own. This is just a story filled with silliness and... More

Chapter 1
Chapter 2: Nico's a stalker
Chapter 3: Nico's Crush
Chapter 4: Thalico is Born
Chapter 5: Drunk In Love!!!
Chapter 6: Weird Pairings
Chapter 7: So Many Dumb Ways to Die!
Chapter 8: R.I.P. Percabeth :(
Chapter 9: Operation Save Percabeth!
Chapter 10: Percabeth Forever!!!
Chapter 11: Would You Rather...
Chapter 12: Percy the Jackass
Chapter 13: The Hacker Strikes Again
Chapter 14: Damn You Auto Correct!!!
Chapter 15: Leo the Chef
Chapter 16: Leo's Stew
Chapter 17: Leo's Lasagna
Chapter 18: Leo's Plan
Chapter 19: Leo's Cake
Chapter 20: EMOTICONS!!! (ノ^_^)ノ
Chapter 21: I'm So Fancy!
Chapter 23: Love Quotes ♥
Chapter 24: More Emoticons! (=^ェ^=)
Chapter 25: Kindergarten Sucked
Chapter 26: Frozen is old.
Chapter 27: I Declare A Prank War!
Chapter 28: Awkward Moments
Chapter 29: Nico in a Dress
Chapter 30: Disney Movies
Chapter 31: More Pranks
Chapter 32: Silent Nico
Chapter 33: What We Think of Percy
Chapter 34: The Name Game
Chapter 35: I'm Bored
Chapter 36: Bieber Fever
Chapter 37: Love Songs (For Her) ♥ ♥ ♥
Chapter 38: Love Songs (For Him) ♥ ♥ ♥
Chapter 39: The Ultimate Prank
Chapter 40: Awkward Dates
Chapter 41: Pills N Potions
Chapter 42: Happy Birthday Percy!!!/ Happy Percabeth Anniversary!!!
Chapter 43: The Hacker Is Revealed
Chapter 44: Prank Calls
Chapter 45: One Less One Less Problem
Chapter 46: Kissing Annabeth
Chapter 47: Fun Things To Do At School
Chapter 48: Teenage Posts
Chapter 49: More Awkward Moments...
Chapter 50: Poseidon and Percy
Chapter 51: Poseidon and Percy (Part Two)
Chapter 52: Anonymous
Chapter 53: The Missing
Chapter 54: Anonymous is Revealed
Chapter 55: Mythomagic
Chapter 56: Jason's Diary
Chapter 57: Jasper! ♥
Chapter 58: So You Wanna Play With Magic
Chapter 59: KOOL AID!!!
Chapter 60: Young Nico
Chapter 61: Persassy!!!
Chapter 62: Persassy Jackson
Chapter 63: New Names
Chapter 64: Annabeth's Birthday
Chapter 65: Killing Octavian
Chapter 66: The Return of Luke
Chapter 67: YOU JINXED IT!!!!
Chapter 68: The Monster
Chapter 69: Don't Call Me Annie
Chapter 70: Little Siblings
Chapter 71: *Twitch Twitch*
Chapter 72: Apollo's Poem
Chapter 73: K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Chapter 74: Bang Bang
Chapter 75: Creepy Clowns
Chapter 76: Damn Right, It's Better Than Yours
Chapter 77: Hypocrite
Chapter 78: ... I Can Explain.
Chapter 79: HELP ME DADDY!!!
Chapter 80: My Worst Nightmare
Chapter 81: Remember?
Chapter 82: Come Join the Candy Kingdom!!!
Chapter 83: I Shake It Off, I Shake It Off
Chapter 84: I'm A Black Widow Baby
Chapter 85: ABORT! ABORT!
Chapter 86: I. Hate. All. Of. You.
Chapter 87: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!
Chapter 88: The Return of Bianca
Chapter 89: No! Go Away!
Chapter 90: Please Don't Leave Me
Chapter 91: Igpay Atinlay (Pig Latin)
Chapter 92: I Am So Hot
Chapter 93: What's 9 + 10?
Chapter 94: Is That Me?
Chapter 95: Are You Sure?
Chapter 96: Let It Snow!
Message From Me
I'm Done...
Chapter 97: Graduation Day!!! :D :D :D
Chapter 98: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Chapter 99: At The Campfire
Chapter 100: THIS IS NOT OKAY!!!
Chapter 101: Come Here And Give Me A Kiss (ɔ˘з˘)ɔ
Chapter 102: Happy Halloween!!!
Chapter 103: We're Just Friends!
Chapter 104: This Boy Is On FIRE!!!
Chapter 105: Love Songs (Part Three)
Chapter 106: Love Songs (Part Four)
Chapter 107: It'll Suck More
Chapter 108: The Half-Blood Games!!!
Chapter 109: The Love Games
Chapter 110: The Poem Games
Chapter 111: The War Games
Chapter 112: The Clever Games
Author's Note
Chapter 113: Facebook Shut Down

Chapter 22: Percy's Angry (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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By KandyRush5

Percy Jackson has updated his status:  

I AM SO ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Comments:  

Jason Grace: How do you do emoticons????? D':

Annabeth Chase: 1) Why are you angry? 2) What's that emoticon called?

Percy Jackson: THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS AND IT'S ME FLIPPING TABLES!!!!

Nico di Angelo: It's true, everytime he sees a table he'll flip it.

Annabeth Chase: Percy, stop flipping tables.

Percy Jackson: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Nico di Angelo: Dude, seriously, stop flipping tables.

Percy Jackson: NO! I WILL NEVER STOP FLIPPING TABLES! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Percy Jackson: GAH! THE TABLE FLIPPED ME!! ┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \)

Leo Valdez: Don't mess with Buford Percy!

Nico di Angelo: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Percy Jackson: SHUT UP DI ANGELO!!!!

Nico di Angelo: What are you gonna do about it!

Percy Jackson: THIS!!!! (╯°Д°)╯︵ /(.□ . \)

Nico di Angelo: GAH! PERCY FLIPPED ME OVER!!!!

Annabeth Chase: Percy! Stop flipping things over!

Percy Jackson: NO! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Annabeth Chase: THIS! (╯°Д°)╯︵ /(.□ . \)

Percy Jackson: GAH! YOU JUDO FLIPPED ME AGAIN!!!!

Nico di Angelo: Now you know how it feels!

Percy Jackson: I'M STILL NOT GONNA STOP! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Annabeth Chase: (,Ծ_Ծ,) Piper please help.

Piper McLean: On it. Percy, stop flipping tables.

Percy Jackson: O.O Okay.

Piper McLean: Put all the tables back.

Percy Jackson: Okay. ┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

Percy Jackson: Hey! You charmspoke me!

Annabeth Chase: Why are you angry Percy!

Percy Jackson: Someone stole my sword!

Nico di Angelo: Did you look in your pocket? ;)

Percy Jackson: OF COURSE I CHEKED MY FUCKING POCKET THAT'S WHERE IT ALWAYS IS!!!!

Annabeth Chase: Stolls!

Travis Stoll: Yes?

Annabeth Chase: Give Percy back his sword.

Connor Stoll: Fiiiiiiiinnnnnnneeeeeeee...............

Percy Jackson: Yay! I got my sword back: Why did you take it anyway?

Travis Stoll: We just wanted to see what would happen.

 Percy Jackson: I'll show you what happens! (╯°Д°)╯︵ /(.□ . \) /(.□ . \)

Connor Stoll: Gah! Percy flipped us over!

Percy Jackson: That's what you get!

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