𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥...

By curvyroads

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text message/instagram au ❝I left my phone number on the bathroom stall wall and you text me about your day... More

ACT ONE
001. " best friends forever "
002. " sweet dreams "
003. " it's like i have espn or something "
004. " you cant see me "
005. " drunken rants "
006. " brohemian rhapsody "
007. " lets break the fourth wall "
008. " you look so hot with that hair "
009. " heart goes boom "
010. " and what about it "
011. " mug me off "
012. " bitches washing bitches "
013. " friends "
015. " papa armstrong "
016. " curly wurly "
017. " put a ring on it "
018. " my coochie hurts so much "
019. " not to be a disgusting whore "
020. " bro? bro, bro! "
021. " ditto titto "
022. " fuck it up buttercup "
023. " this aint no picnic bitch "
024. " teehee "
025. " blocked "
026. " and it really hurt "
027. " your pregnant ?? "
028. " boys are a big issue "
029. " accidentally ate her ass "
030. " sesh lads "
031. " you jinxed me "
032. " dont be silly put a condom on ur willy "
033. " big mouth "
034. " wowie ): "
035. " earth chan is not flat!! "
036. " im suing "
037. " a(n) ugly ass "
038. " youre a qt "
039. " the bus hates you "
ACT TWO
040. " accept the small fluff in life "
041. " triplet bitches "
042. " yes sir, thats my baby "
ACT THREE
043. " drew barrymore "

014. " tic tac "

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By curvyroads

loser
ur so sloppy when u eat

look at that
do you not know how to eat burgers normally???

qt
I DO EAT NORMALLY WYS
i'm not even that messy
i'm just tryna eat my burger in peace

so you get ugly ones of me
& i get these
wow that's SO fair

loser
i'm just that beautiful
what can i say
i have more of you tho

qt
yeah ugly ones

loser
noooo look

you do have a resting bitch face tho
OMG WAIT NO

YOURE ACC SMILING IN THIS

qt
😍😍😍😍
wow i'm so H O T
no wonder my boyfriend wants to smash 24/7 oof

loser
eweeeeee
i don't wanna know about your pussy

qt
hmmmm
that's what they all say

loser
whereas everyone wants to know about my dick

qt
what do they want to know
about how small it is???
like a lil tic tac

loser
ah that's why your breath is always so minty

qt
gasp
are you suggesting i like tic tacs

loser
obviously ;))))))

qt
well christians tic tac is a favvvv

loser
HA
you just admitted his dick is small

qt
still bigger than yours
;)

loser

qt

loser
MOOOOOOOOOOOD

qt
okay but do yk who's sexy

loser
who's that??

qt
idk i found him on ig
i think he goes to our school???

loser
im way better looking than him

qt
obviously 🤤🤤

loser
😘😘

✷ · · * ✧ . ✦ ✷
A/N-
okay i know this is super annoying oops but i had to make noah a character,, maybe a possible love interest?¿

i'm also going to be adding instagram posts in chapters but majority of the chapters will still be text messages

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