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❝get out of my dms pls❞ ❝-and lemme get in yo pants instead ;)❞ in which a guy dm's a girl terrible pickup li... More

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TWEET OF THE DAY!

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haechan @WheresTheTeaAt
the world will end by the
time that happens

.

.

yeona
hey losers

johnny
hey babe i missed you so
much i wish i could see
you all the time 24/7 but
i know you need your
personal space and i will
respect that from you i
cant wait to see you next
time i love you

yeona
.......

doyoung
she literally saw you an
hour ago in the hallway

johnny
yeah but she ran away
from me

yeona
yeAh cause you were
giving me this creepy
smile

yeona
and haechan didnt stop
you from approaching
me so i ran for my
motherfucking life

haechan
i was too lazy to stop him

johnny
what was i going to do
to you???? its not like i
could 'slam dunk' on you
right then and there

winwin
aw are you guys playing
basketball without me :(

taeil
ignore them, please,
just, ignore them

winwin
no! i love basketball! 😣
can i join next time?! 😣💞

yeona
yes we can all play an
actual game of bball
next time

winwin
yaay 😘💞

taeyong
hi

yeona
my mood is ruined, my
skin is not clear, the sky
is gloomy and the world
is ending. why? because
you showed up

taeyong
wow wtf

haechan
hey we all feel this way
dont be so surprised

taeyong
hmph fine whatever i
dont need you guys

taeyong
at least my girlfriend
appreciates me

johnny
give me one day and
ill change that

taeyong
stay five fuckin feet back

ten
you guys are dating already??

taeyong
noo...

taeyong
i just like calling her that :3

haechan
gross

yeona
ikr i threw up

yeona
does she know you call
her that?

taeyong
no..

yeona
well what if she doesnt
like it? might as well
make it official so you
can start dropping that
term here and there

taeyong
i'm afraid she'll laugh
in my face

doyoung
well yeah who wouldn't?
asking some girl to be
their girlfriend just a few
days after their FIRST date

mark
thats sad

kun
hehe 😄

taeyong
heY i like her okay
let me live

jungwoo
sure you do ~

yeona
whats that supposed
to mean?

taeyong
nothing

jungwoo
oh well taeyong may not
notice but he totally has
a crush on another girl

yeona
bitch wtf??

taeyong
jungwoo really

taeyong
i dont

yeona
jungwoo doesnt lie tho

taeyong
weLL I DONT LIKE
ANY OTHER GIRL OKAY

jungwoo
i can see things you
dont, taeyong deary

doyoung
OU lets make a bet who
wants to bet with me

taeil
whats the bet?

doyoung
okaaaay so i bet tae and his
current girl wont last so long,
and he will probably end up
with that girl jungwoo think
he's crushing on

haechan
oh hell yeah count me in

johnny
same, i will definitely
help out with the first part

yeona
wow

johnny
sHIT SORRY I KEEP
FUCKING UP

yeona
yes you do so go
fuck yourself instead

johnny
i cant it's a two person job

yeona
not when you have hands

taeil
uh, anyways, what
do we get if we win

doyoung
well since its all against
taeyong, he has to treat
us to something

taeyong
fuck u guys

taeyong
you guys are just
playing yourselves

yeona
i want in on this bet

winwin
me too! i want to
be treated!! 😆💞

kun
😄

doyoung
nice, so its a bet

taeyong
guys i'm not going to dump
this girl. i really like her and
shes soo sweet and kind. i
don't even know who this girl
jungwoo thinks i like but
honestly it sounds ridiculous

jungwoo
the girl i'm thinking about is a
very nice girl, i honestly see you
and her dating in the future!

yeona
does this man even talk
to any other girl besides
his crush

taeyong
i don't, so idk who he's
talking about

yeona
yeah you told me you
deleted all of your dm's
with other girls, besides
mine since you still need
help

yeona
the boy is loyal

taeyong
yeah, i only talk to my
girl and yawna, thats it

mark
yall some dumb mother
fuckers

taeyong
huh?

johnny
apparently yeona has a dick

yeona
i DONT HAVE A DICK
I ONLY SUCK ONE

taeil
👉🏻🚪 take this door kids,
it takes you straight to hell


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short one i'm sorry // but ty for 10k ♡

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