Jin: Kookie! Where are you! I need you to clean the fish! For us to eat!
JK: Again! Like WTF! Why don't you do it?
Jin: what were you saying? What the fuck?
JK: ay, no it means where's the fish. Hehe /nervously laughs/
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JK: Excuse me!
Suga: Yes?
JK: How much is your ice cream?
Suga: 10 bucks
JK: the fudge? But why in the T.V commercial it's only 5 bucks?
Suga: Then go buy at the T.V! Shopping you kid if your not going to buy anything.
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JK: I may be not an CONDOM but 'You Can Trust Me'
Jin: You little brat bunny, what were you saying?
JK: Ah nothing Eomma who likes Pink! I mean Hyung who likes Namjoon Hyung!
/ ranned far away/
Jin: JEON JUNGKOOK!!!! COME BACK HERE!!!!
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SO GUYS THIS IS MY FIRST JOKE BOOK SO DON'T EXPECT TO MUCH FROM THIS CRAPPY SHITTY BOOK AND GOODBYE! JUST GOR YOU TO KNOW THIS BOOK IS HIATUS😂