Baz: *being playful* did it hurt
Simon: *rolls eyes* let me guess, when I fell from heaven?
Baz: no
Simon: what?
Baz: did it hurt when you fell for me?
Simon: ...
Simon: no... BUT IT HURT WHEN YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
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Baz: *being playful* did it hurt
Simon: *rolls eyes* let me guess, when I fell from heaven?
Baz: no
Simon: what?
Baz: did it hurt when you fell for me?
Simon: ...
Simon: no... BUT IT HURT WHEN YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS