Hetalia Crack

بواسطة Paris_Love_Bonnefoy

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Funny,hetalia and shit المزيد

Hetalia funnyness!
Crazyness and music (Part 2)
Music randomness (Part3)
Russias song ^^
Nordics :D
Doing a bit of erm SMIH
Characters used in the story so far
Soon to make for my story oneshots in this :D
On hold
Derpyness with PR and clones
Goals
Skittles+explosions=mexicos tacos
Magic trio dare!
165! view special!
Authors note
Awesome authors note
Truth or dare part 3
Truth or dare Part 4
Truth or dare 5
Sorry for the delay
Evanescence missing-Maryland
Paris ending song!
Andorras Ending song
Calis ending song!
Mexicos Ending song
Washington+Michigan
Crack of the world and explosions.
Truth or dares!
Dare Part 6
Dare 7
Dare 8
Dare 9!
Authors note
More about my developed character Paris
Authors note
Norway 1shot(Bad i think)
Important
Important
About me
Headcanons
1K Reads?!?!?!?
A new truth or dare book soon!
Cracky song thing?
Authors note
Yey
Crackyness? meh Maybe :3
Authors note

Derpness(ruslat shortness)

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Latvia: r-russia

Russia: Da ^J^?

Latvia: Es tevi mīlu(1)

Russia:....?

Latvia: Vai jūs nesaprotat mani?(2)

Russia: Latvia what are you saying?

Latvia: so you don't speak Latvian?

Russia: da,I don't

Latvia: *kisses russia*figure out what i said *walks off*

Russia: ^////J////^ I will

Latvia: Oh really russia? I don't believe it!

Russia: -J- I will

*next day at a meeting*

Russia: I figured out what you said Latvia ^J^

Latvia: Really?

Russia: Da.

Latvia: ^^

Andorra: SHIT FACE PAY ZHE HELL ATTENTION, YOU TO RUSSIA

Russia: Okay sunflower

Andorra: I zhought we agreed to not call me sunflower -.-

Russia: Da,right....

Andorra: ^^now listen to mein big bruder!

Cali: Mexico can you come here!

Mexico: sure*she walks over to cali* Yes?

Cali:*whispers* throw Latvia at russia please?

Mexico: Si *mexico walks over to latvia*

Latvia: Tere,mexico(3)

Mexico: *picks up Latvia* I'm not for this a shit but I a will *tosses Latvia at russia*

Latvia:?!?!!?!?

Russia:*catches Latvia and leaves with him*

Germany:Vhat zhe hell mexico!

Mexico:Cali was a wanting me to a throw Latvia at russia

Andorra:ZHATS NOT GOOD RUSSIA VILL-

*russia and Latvia walk back in*

Russia:We don't speak of this,da ^J^

Germany,Prussia,Andorra:Ja

Spain,Romano,Mexico:Si

America and American states:YEP

Others:Okay

Mattie:I'm here...

Mexico:you know a what*hops onto table* WE ARE DOING GHOST AGAIN SAME PEOPLE(using from first one cuz I'm lazy)

Canada:Just like a go-go-go-ghost

Watch me go-go-go-ghost

Now I'm gone in your photograph

I bet you wish you could get me back

Now I'm stuck in your memory

A mistaken identity

What's her name?

What's she like?

Does she know that you'll never treat her right?

Andorra:ALASKA!

Alaska:You act like you just saw a ghost

I watch you getting way too close

Now I know why you're never there

Now I know so it's my turn to disappear

You act like you just saw a ghost

I caught you (Caught you)

Now I know

Now I know why you're never there

Now it's my turn, watch me disappear

Just like a go-go-go-ghost

Watch me go-go-go-ghost

Germany: Vhat zhe hell Andorra =_=

Andorra: Jou need to notice Mattie more .-. AND HIT IT PRUSSIA .-.

Prussia: kesesese~ The only gift zhat jou ever gave

Vas zhat JOU let me just get away

I hope I haunt jou in every dream

And you feel a little misery

Germany: Jou too bruder?

Prussia: birdie needs to be noticed more kesesese~

Cali: HIT IT HUNGARY!

Hungary: What's her name?

What's she like?

I should warn her that you'll never do her right

All your games

All your lies

I need to tell her maybe I can change her mind

Mexico: ROMANO AND SPAIN SING

Romano+Spain: You act like you just saw a ghost

I watch you getting way too close

Now I know why you're never there

Now I know so it's my turn to disappear

You act like you just saw a ghost

I caught you (Caught you)

Now I know

Now I know why you're never there (Never there)

Now it's my turn, watch me disappear

Just like a go-go-go-ghost

Watch me go-go-go-ghost

Mexico: Italy flori your up next .-.

Italy+Flori: *flori hugs italy* ^////^.Just like a go-go-go-ghost

Watch me go-go-go-ghost

Just like a go-go-go-ghost

Watch me go-go-go-ghost

Just like a go-go-go-ghost

Watch me go-go-go-ghost

Mexico: This is a why I don't let a romano drink As a well cause last a night he was a singing this all night -.-*kisses romano*

Romano: HEY! You were the stupid ragazza that got me drunk in the first a place! -/////-

Mexico: Sí I know

Andorra: *laughs a bit*back to zhe meeting?

Germany: Ja

*zhen zhey had zhe meeting and yeah!*

*later*

(I don't do lemon but let your imagination GROW)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1-I love you

2-do you not understand me?

Google translate was used

Latvia:o////o I didn't agree to that admin

Ally:you did and will again got that,da?

Latvia:Y-Yes..

Russia:^/////J/////^

Ally:BYE GUYS

*screen cuts out*

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