Hetalia Crack

By Paris_Love_Bonnefoy

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Funny,hetalia and shit More

Hetalia funnyness!
Crazyness and music (Part 2)
Music randomness (Part3)
Russias song ^^
Derpness(ruslat shortness)
Doing a bit of erm SMIH
Characters used in the story so far
Soon to make for my story oneshots in this :D
On hold
Derpyness with PR and clones
Goals
Skittles+explosions=mexicos tacos
Magic trio dare!
165! view special!
Authors note
Awesome authors note
Truth or dare part 3
Truth or dare Part 4
Truth or dare 5
Sorry for the delay
Evanescence missing-Maryland
Paris ending song!
Andorras Ending song
Calis ending song!
Mexicos Ending song
Washington+Michigan
Crack of the world and explosions.
Truth or dares!
Dare Part 6
Dare 7
Dare 8
Dare 9!
Authors note
More about my developed character Paris
Authors note
Norway 1shot(Bad i think)
Important
Important
About me
Headcanons
1K Reads?!?!?!?
A new truth or dare book soon!
Cracky song thing?
Authors note
Yey
Crackyness? meh Maybe :3
Authors note

Nordics :D

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Denmark: "Hey ya, everyone! Get ready to get some good cheer straight

from the Nordic region!"

Iceland: "Iceland."

Norway: "Norway."

Denmark: "Denmark!"

Sweden: "Sweden."

Finland: "And I'm Finland!"

Sweden: "Hm?"

Finland: "Ohyaaaaa!"

All: Wow wow wow wow wow wow, Nordic, ho!

Wow wow wow wow wow wow, Nordic, ho!

Iceland: Nor-

Norway: dic

Sweden: re-

Finland: gion

Denmark: FIVE!

(Norway: Bro, you're so loud.)

(Denmark: You think so?)

Denmark: "We finally got ourselves some time in the spotlight! Cool and stylish! That's what we gotta be right now!"

Finland: "You're right about that! We've been looking forward to this moment for a long time! Right, Sve?"

Sweden: "Yup. I'm a... bit embarrassed."

Iceland: "I had a song before this, but Puffin pretty much hijacked the song for himself. I left him at home today."

Finland: "Whaaaaat?"

Norway: "Wait, so why am I teamed up with bro?"

Denmark: "All right, let's go!"

Iceland: Nature is calling once again today.

Iceland and Finland: We're the ones who're in charge of Europe's northern side!

(Denmark: We're in charge, yeah!)

Sweden: The sun may still rise in our home.

Denmark and Sweden: But once in a while, the sun doesn't set.

(Norway: That's called a midnight sun.)

Norway: Should you find that you're in quite a bind,

Iceland and Finland: Please call us anytime,

Iceland: anywhere!

Finland: anywhere, okay?

All: When you're all alone, we'll be right there!

(Norway: I'll always stay with you.)

All: When you're feeling pain, share it with us!

(Iceland: You okay sharing with me?)

All: When you're feeling blue, we'll drown our sorrows in beer!

(Denmark: Okay, bottoms up!)

Denmark: See that? You're feeling better by the second, yeah!

All: Wow wow wow wow wow wow, Nordic, ho!

Wow wow wow wow wow wow, Nordic, ho!

Iceland: Nor-

Norway: dic

Sweden: re-

Finland: gion

Denmark: FIVE!

(Norway: Bro, you're annoying.)

Norway: "Hey. You still haven't kept your promise about calling me big brother."

Iceland: "Why are you bringing that up now? You make no sense, I swear. I'm not saying it."

Sweden: "Nothin' wrong with it."

Iceland: "Oh come on, Svi!"

Finland: "How nice! I want to be called big brother too."

Denmark: "Aw man, you guys! Y'all still talkin' about that?"

Norway: "Big brother."

Iceland: "Don't know you."

Norway: "Big Sister."(onee-chan)

Iceland: "Not saying it."

Norway: "Big Brother."(onee-chan if I'm correct)

(N.pole:Big brother Norway :D).

Iceland: "You're not making sense."

Denmark: "Hey! We're gonna start any second now!"

Denmark: The Faroe Islands, Greenland,

Denmark and Finland: and the Åland Islands are one of us too,

Denmark: yeah!

(Sweden: Might' nice.)

Iceland: Made from glaciers abrasing with bedrock.

Iceland and Sweden: are jagged yet narrow inlets!

(Norway: They're called fjords.)

Norway: Should you find yourself lost along the way,

Denmark and Sweden: No matter the time, no matter the place,

Denmark: call for us!

Sweden: Come to my home.

All: Need some help with your weekend carpenter project?

(Sweden: I'll make it for ya.)

All: Can't think of a name for that pet you got?

(Finland: I'll think of one for you!)

All: When you just can't seem to sell anything at all,

(Denmark: then it's my turn to help!)

Iceland: Hey,

(Finland: Ehe~☆)

All: now do you see the appeal of us five?

All: Wow wow wow wow wow wow, Nordic, ho!

Wow wow wow wow wow wow, Nordic, ho!

Iceland: Nor-

Norway: dic

Sweden: re-

Finland: gion

Denmark: FIVE!

All: Five!

N.Pole:*quits recording* that's a wrap big brothers!

Finland:*hugs n.pole* hi little sis ^^

N.Pole:Big brother Finland!*hugs finland*

Norway:I don't get why s.pole isn't like this -.-

N.pole:I know why big brother Norway!

Norway:*chuckles slightly*and why is that

N.Pole:she's my poler opposite! So she is opposite of me ^^

Iceland:she still needs to act nicer.

N.Pole:big brother Iceland call me big sister!

Iceland:*chuckles slightly* big sister n.pole your quite silly

Norway:you call her big sister? Call me big brother

Iceland:-.- no.

Denmark:HOW ABOUT A PARTY.

N.Pole: Denmark the last time we had one you went down the stairs in a box. I ended up passed out on your chest from you falling a second time -.-

Denmark: -/////- r-right...

N.Pole:I still love you though Denny <3~

Others:so he isn't your big brother as well?

N.Pole:no..just you guys ^^

Others:......?

N.Pole:*pulls out a katana*

Denmark:THATS MY GIRL :)

Others:n-never mind North Pole.!!!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

N.Pole:it's true check out siberafrost135 for the box thing .-.

Sweden:Wh'r' is m' w'f'?(where is my wife)

N.Pole:he's asleep big brother Sweden ^^*hugs sve*

Sweden:*very very small smile* l'ttl' s'st'r n'rth p'l'(little sister North Pole)

S.Pole:Usukorfruk does NOT own this song at all

N.Pole:Or you

Denmark:She just owns her own derpness and ideas .-.

Usukorfruk:Just call me Ally .-.

N.Pole:where's my big brothers and Denny?!?!

Others:we're here

Denmark:*hugs n.pole*so am I

Celia:Surprisingly quiet.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

N.Poles reason for calling Norway,Iceland,Finland,Sweden big brothers:she was raised by them and called them big brothers,yet she never called Denmark big brother she called him Denny or den-den

Ally(Aph_Ukraine):Hello name change!,now you probably want info on S.pole and n.Pole? Okay ^_^

~~~~~~~~~

Name:N.Pole/Little sister

Human name:Frost bitten(her nickname is frosty ^_^)

Personality:energetic at times always happy,except when you insult Denmark or her big brothers

Height:She's as tall as Finland

Likes:Denmark,Norway,Finland,Sweden,Iceland,

SouthPole,Cali,Mexico,Alaska,sibera,russia(sorta),

Antarctica,Sandusky,Montenegro,Alfred,Arthur,Francis,Mattie,Prussia,Germany,Andorra,sealand(and many more)

Hates:her brothers being insulted,being picked on a lot,

~~~~~~~~~~

Name:South pole

Human name:Frozen south/frozen (hehehe hence her name .-.)

Personality:Quiet and calm like japan and Greece

Likes:Denmark,Norway,Finland,Sweden,Iceland,

NorthPole,Cali,Mexico,Alaska,sibera,russia(sorta),

Antarctica,Sandusky,Montenegro,Alfred,Arthur,Francis,Mattie,Prussia,Germany,Andorra,sealand(and many more)

Hates:her brothers being insulted,being picked on a lot,

~~~~~

Ukraine(me):Bye everyone!!!

All:BYE

*screen cuts out*

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