𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥...

Od curvyroads

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text message/instagram au ❝I left my phone number on the bathroom stall wall and you text me about your day... Více

ACT ONE
001. " best friends forever "
003. " it's like i have espn or something "
004. " you cant see me "
005. " drunken rants "
006. " brohemian rhapsody "
007. " lets break the fourth wall "
008. " you look so hot with that hair "
009. " heart goes boom "
010. " and what about it "
011. " mug me off "
012. " bitches washing bitches "
013. " friends "
014. " tic tac "
015. " papa armstrong "
016. " curly wurly "
017. " put a ring on it "
018. " my coochie hurts so much "
019. " not to be a disgusting whore "
020. " bro? bro, bro! "
021. " ditto titto "
022. " fuck it up buttercup "
023. " this aint no picnic bitch "
024. " teehee "
025. " blocked "
026. " and it really hurt "
027. " your pregnant ?? "
028. " boys are a big issue "
029. " accidentally ate her ass "
030. " sesh lads "
031. " you jinxed me "
032. " dont be silly put a condom on ur willy "
033. " big mouth "
034. " wowie ): "
035. " earth chan is not flat!! "
036. " im suing "
037. " a(n) ugly ass "
038. " youre a qt "
039. " the bus hates you "
ACT TWO
040. " accept the small fluff in life "
041. " triplet bitches "
042. " yes sir, thats my baby "
ACT THREE
043. " drew barrymore "

002. " sweet dreams "

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Od curvyroads

2:58am

bricky boy
wake up
i can't sleep
help

3:10am

kelsey <33333
ur annoying

bricky boy
what took you so long bby )))):

kelsey <33333
stop calling me baby ee
i was watching netflix

bricky boy
haha
netflix and chill??
i think i should come over rn

kelsey <33333
you're like a male version of a thot stop
man whOre

bricky boy
i see how it is then
i bet you've dated like 2772626272 people

kelsey <33333
correct
what can i say
i'm sexyyyyyyyyy

bricky boy
hmm
i think i need evidence

kelsey <33333
but it's 4 am ):
i look trash
i need you to see how sexyyyyyyy i am

bricky boy
i'm waiting
;)))

kelsey <33333
okay fine hold on, have an old one

bricky boy
....
lol ok show me the real picture now
how to catfish 101

kelsey <33333
but that's me ))))))):
idk what to say bro
ur suppose to be like 'omg ur soooo pretty date me'

bricky boy
omg ur sooooo pretty
date me

kelsey <33333
boo whore

bricky boy
no i'm being serious like
10/10 would smash
now i know who to flirt with in the halls

kelsey <33333
ha yeah right
i guess i'll never see what you look like
i'll just go up to some nerd and assume it's you
i get the nerd vibe

bricky boy
that's the worse thing anyone has ever said to me
choke
bye

kelsey <33333
heheh
love you too <333333

bricky boy
night ):

kelsey <33333
dream of me baby ;)

bricky boy
loserrrr
only bc you asked tho (:

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