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Harry Potter Jokes

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Author Note
Mrs Evans meets the Marauders
The Table
How the Scence should of gone
Harrys Voicemail
Sirius eating Chocolate
I married a Child
Summer Holidays
Is that a record?
James and Lily
Nothing worse then
House Boy and Girl
Probably every class James and Sirius have together
Distraction
Typcial Class with James and Sirius
Define lying
Imagine
Not a Joke but it touched my heart
Ron Weasley Strikes again.
Worst Students Ever
At Hogwarts Owlerly
Fact
Surname
Thinking
The Hate of Puberty
Why Head Boy?
Why would i hurt him?
Werewolf excuse No.11
Professor McGonagall and the
Tensions were a bit high before the Quidditch match
Black Dog
When Lily's water broke
Glitter
Why dont you have a girlfriend Remus?
Lily+The Marauders
The Hair
Half Stag
Fact
Million and One Scenarios
Six months to late
Pygmy Puffs
Put that on my résumé
I know how you like your sandwhiches
Did Last night
Black Plague
Be Serious
Not the time for Puns
All Men Are Dogs
The Game
Remus being Badass
Mornings with the Marauders in Hogwarts
Moony Phase
Valentine's day
Marauders going through wedding pictures
Drunk Muggle Games
Did You See That Wink
The Dog and Stag
Distraction Two
When the Marauders Found Out Remus is a Werewolf
Eye colour
Is that your
Ikea
Choosing there Animagus
Faculty meeting, 1976
At the Malfoy Manner with all the Death Eaters
3am in Gryffindor Tower
4AM Gryffindor dorm
Classic old Remus
Chocolate
Radiant Bride
Eye Contact
Sirius Black
Exaggerate
Distraction 3
He's Not my Boyfriend
Sneaky Remus
Best Game Ever
She Said Yes!
How the scene in POA should have gone
Pizza
Off Button
In Detention
Proposal
Train a Dog
Where's the Trust?
Love story of Lily and James
Chocolate 4
James and Sirius's Studying
Pink Dorms
McGonagall being amazing
In the After Life
Animagus
Swears
Biography Assignment
What day is it
Rubber duck
Nah
The Yule Ball
The Bed
Cats
When Dumbledore and McGonagall ship Jily
Late Night, 1972 Gryffindor boys Dormitory
The Whomping Willow
Bad Luck
The Father
Educated
Woof Woof
Falculty Meeting
The Bet
BOOM
Babysitting at the Potters
Psychic
Sirius In The Muggle World
Names
Letter
3:45 am 3yrd year Gryffindor boys dorm
Fredgile
Going to Breakfast
My Baby
Proposal 2
Probably when James asked Lily out
Telepathy
How cruel Lily Potter can be
James Potters most likely last words
Tell the truth to lie
This is so sweet
Majestic Deers
Shepherd's pie
Minnie Mouse
Werewolf assessment
Marauders Vs Spider
Marshmellow McGonagall
Explain
Put the
Harry in the afterlife
While Moony naps in the common room
Woof Woof 2
Language-barrier
Sirius when hes hungry
Polyjuice Potion
Paddy
Albus Severus's first trip to the headmisstress's office
What Animal would you be?
Patronus Doe
Father
Lily's Revenge
After Remus stubs his toe and swears in the Gryffindor common room
Honey
Lily Getting Detention
Cat Person
Just James
Deer
Asking Sirius to be the Godfather
At Some Point Probably
Ten Chocolate Frogs
What Really Happens
Three Minutes
Imagine them Drunk
Cold Potter
Special Studying
Question
Lily Evans Do You Love Me?!
Stuff
Best Day of the year
Names
Sirius and Remus Babysitting Harry
The meaning of all HP Deaths
Why Lee Jordan is Amazing
Stealing
A Harmless Note
3AM in the dorm
Padfoot
How Unappreciated Hagrid Is
Scrabble
Transfiguration Class
Charming old Sirius
What Sirius Wanted and what it turned out to be
Sassy Harry
Severus Snapes Portrait
Remus making Puns
Dumbledore is Amazing
Hermione and Lavender scene
Where Harry was brought up by Sirius and Remus
Fireworks
Hermione and Krum
Remus Cursing
Sassy Harry 2
Sassy Harry 3
Nothing has changed
Sassy Harry 4
Devils Snare
You.....
True
This person.....
Harry being Harry
After me
Showering
Survival Instinct
Grounded
Rules Are Made To Be Broken

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Harry Potter Jokes

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Welcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will...

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Fireworks

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By Sweetmay8

Marauders: *watching fireworks*

James: oOooooooo

Remus: Whoa! This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!

Sirius: *walks by*

Sirius: Guys I know I'm hot we, don't have to go through this every time I walk by

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