*the kubs find a book of pickup lines and randomly decide to read it*
Monosuke, reading: "I'll speak French between your legs." One of the hottest things I've ever heard, not gonna lie.
Monokid: I'm just picturing someone screaming "BONJOUR" at a penis
Monophanie: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
Monotaro: TITTY CROISSANTS—
Monosuke: ...none of you should ever be having sex.