Ruhi - Subah se dekh rahi hoo tu bahut gusse me hai. kya hua?
Tiya - Kuch nahi. Tu office ke liye taiyar nahi hui ab tak.
Ruhi - Aaj main leave pe hoo. Tu bata na ki tu kyu itni gusse me hai.
Tiya - Gussa to mujhe itna aa raha hai ki ji kar raha hai uska murder kar du.
Nitya - Kiske murder ka plan bana rahi hai tu?
Tiya - Kal raat ko ek ladke ne mujhe phone kar ke mere sath flirt kiya.
Ruhi - Kya? Kaun tha wo?
Tiya - Pata nahi per usne mujhse itni badtamizi se baat ki itna kuch ulta sidha kaha..
Nitya - To tune use jawab nahi diya.
Tiya - Acche se jawab dene se pehle hi usne phone cut kar diya.
Nitya - To tu phone kar leti use. Phone me balance nahi tha kya?
Tiya - Mazak ke mood me nahi hu main.
Ruhi - Ye koi chhoti baat nahi hai Nitya. Pata hai kitni ladkiyo ke sath ye hota hai. Kuch ladke kahi se bhi unka number hasil kar ke unhe phone pe pareshan karte hai. Vulgar baatein karte hai. Kuch ladkiya ise sehti rehti hai. Per kuch to khud ko nuksan tak pahucha leti hai.
Nitya - Tiya tu phone laga use. Chhodna nahi hai use. Usko pata to chale ki usne kisase panga liya hai.
Tiya - Usne mera number block kar diya hai. Warna main to use itna sunati itna sunati ki wo bhagwan se pray karta ki use kaan kyu diye.
Ruhi - Tera number block kiya hai na tu use mere number se phone kar le.
Tiya - Lekin. ..
Ruhi - Lekin kya? Tujhe kya lagta hai mera number uske paas chala gaya to main problem me pad jaungi. Daar mat aaj hum uski aisi khabar lenge ki dubara hume to kya kisi bhi ladki ko phone karne se pehle hazar baar sochega.
Nitya - Tiya fikar mat kar. Number bol Ruhi tu phone laga. Us majnu ki majnugiri nikalte hai.
Ruhi dialed the number , here Aadi received the phone.
Aadi - Hello who is this?
Ruhi - Who is this! Dusro ko phone kar ke jab unhe pareshan karte ho to unhe batate ho who r u?
Aadi - Excuse me.
Nitya - Are wah baatein to dekho jaise kitna sharif ho lafanga kahi ka.
Aadi - Main?
Tiya - Haa tum. Bahut maza aata hai na ladkiyo ko preshan karne me unhe chhedne me. Lekin is baar tumne galat ladki ko choose kiya hai. Tiya hu main.
Aadi - Tum Tiya ho to main kya karu? Or mujhe phone kyu kiya hai?
Nitya - Taki tumhe tumhare kiye ka anjam bata sake. Tumhe sabak sikha sake.
Aadi - Wrong number.
Ruhi - Wrong to tum ho wo bhi insan. Kamine majnu ke khandan ki paidaish agar phir kabhi kisi ladki ko pareshan kiya to beech sadak pe joote se marenge.
Nitya - Tujhe takla kar ke marenge.
Tiya - Tera wo haal karenge ki tu apni shakal khud nahi pehchan payega.
Aadi - Shut up.
Ruhi - Chillao mat. Ek to galti ki uper se chillate ho. Khabardar jo aisi harkat dubara ki jaan le lenge hum tumhari.
Aadi - Tum log pagal ho kya?
Ruhi - Haa pagal hi hai. Or tum jaise logo ko pagal banane ka dum bhi rakhte hai. Dubara aisa kiya to anjam bahut bura hoga samjhe.
Ruhi cut the call. Aadi became very angry so he left the office and return to home.
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Yuvi - Tu batata kyu nahi ki kya hua hai. Kyu aise tension me hai.
Sid - Kuch nahi.
Yuvi - Lo Aadi bhi aa gaya ab to bata de ki humare Mr. Calm ko kisne bechain kar rakha hai.
Aadi - Kya hua hai Sid? Koi tension hai?
Yuvi - Kahi us tension ki wazah wo ladki Nitya to nahi?
Sid - Haa.
Aadi - Kya hua? Aaj kisi new problem me thi?
Sid - Yaar wo aaj main coffee pine coffee house gaya tha waha wo mujhe mili
Yuvi - Kya waha bhi koi use pareshan kar raha tha?
Sid - Nahi.
Yuvi - Phir kya hua?
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Sid was sitting in a coffee house when Nitya comes to him.
Nitya - Hello.
Sid- Tum yaha!
Nitya - Haa coffee pine aayi thi tumhe dekha to chali aayi.
Sid- Baitho.
Nitya - Dekho na tumne itni baar meri help ki hai lekin main kabhi tumhe thik se thanks bhi nahi keh paayi.
Sid - It's OK. Koi zaroorat nahi hai Thanks bolne ki.
Nitya - Kyu nahi hai? Ek anjan ladki ki itni help kaun karta hai. Tumne mujhe us din bachaya warna ab tak main us gunde ke haath lag gayi hoti or pata nahi wo...
Sid - Jo nahi hui uske baare me kyu baat karna. Wo sab soch kar tension mat lo. Waise bhi mera manana hai ki her bure incidence me kuch na kuch accha jaroor hota hai.
Nitya - Tumne bilkul thik kaha. Ab dekho na agar mere sath wo sab nahi hota to mujhe tum kaise milte.
Sid - Main...
Nitya - Mera matlab tumhare jaisa dost kaise milta.
Sid - Dost!
Nitya - Haa dost.
Sid remember Yuvi's words.
Sid - Nahi hum dost nahi ho sakte.
Nitya - Kyu?
Sid - Hum dost kaise ho sakte hai hum to ek dusre ko thik se jante bhi nahi.
Nitya - Ek dusre ko thik se janane ki zaroorat pyaar me padti hai dosti me nahi. Dost to yu hi ban jate hai.
Sid - Main yu hi kisi se dosti nahi karta.
Nitya - Kyu tumhara dost banane ke liye special quality ki zaroorat hoti hai.
Sid - Mera matlab main ladkiyo se dosti nahi karta.
Nitya - Per ladkiyo se dosti karne me problem kya hai?
Sid - Hai. Mujhe hai. Mujhe nahi karni tumse dosti.
Nitya - Per kyu?
Sid - Dekho.. hum Jab bhi mile ittefak se mile. Tum mere liye anjan ho or main tumhare liye. Or main anjan logo se dosti nahi karta.
Nitya - To tumse dosti karne ke liye tumhare paas apna biodata submit karna hota hai?
Sid - Kaha na Mujhe nahi karni tumse dosti. Main or tum kabhi dost nahi ho sakte.
Sid start moving from there. Nitya follow him. A car was about to hit Sid when Nitya save him.
Nitya - Tum thik to ho? Wo car tumhe hit karne wali thi. Itni jaldi me kyu bhag rahe ho?
Sid - Mera picha chhod do mujhe tumse dosti karne me koi interest nahi hai.
Sid moves from there.
Nitya - Maine socha tha pyaar ki shuruwat dosti se karungi per ye to dosti se bhi door bhag raha hai. Ab main kya karu?
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Aadi - To tu isliye pareshan hai kyunki tujhe lag raha hai ki is Yuvi ki baat such ho rahi hai.
Sid - Haa.
Aadi - Tu pagal hai Sid, ho sakta hai wo generally tujhse dosti karne me interested ho. Or agar wo tujhe propose bhi karegi to isme darne wali kaun si baat hai. Mana kar dena.
Yuvi - Haa agar tu mana karna chahe to. Tu.. usme interested to nahi hai.
Sid - No way.
Yuvi - To fir problem kya hai?
Sid - Problem ye hai ki agar usne mujhe propose kiya or maine use mana kiya to Uska dil toot jayega.
Yuvi - O.. uske nanhe se dil ki kitni parwah hai tujhe. Uske dil me basne ka irada hai?
Aadi - Tu bekar me future soch soch kar pareshan ho raha hai. Emotions ke chakkar me padega to aise hai pareshan rahega. Uska dil na toote isliye use haa bol dega?
Yuvi - Or nahi to kya. Lekin meri ek baat yaad rakhna wo tujhe propose zaroor karegi.
Sid - Teri to... khud ka thikana nahi mujhe sikha raha hai. Tujhe to ek ladki ne bewkoof bana diya.
Yuvi - Aaj maine us Anarkali ki na wo class li hai ki pucho mat.
Aadi - Accha aisa kya kiya tune?
Yuvi - Main na aaj uske college gaya tha.
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"Tum ye kya padh rahi ho." Yuvi ask to Tiya.
Tiya - Tum... Tum yaha kya kar rahe ho?
Yuvi - Tumhara picha.
Tiya - Kya?
Yuvi - Haa. Tum yahi sunana chahti thi na?
Tiya - Main kyu aisa chahungi?
Yuvi - Kyuki tum mujhe pasand karti ho.
Tiya - What? Tumhara dimag to kharab nahi hai na?
Yuvi - Ab tak to thik tha lekin tumse milne ke baad kharab ho gaya. Tumhari sangat ka asar hai.
Tiya - Tum yaha kyu aaye ho?
Yuvi - Wo kya hai na tumne pehle jo socha tha na bilkul sahi socha tha main tumhara picha kar raha hu.
Tiya - I know tum jaise ladke kisi khoobsoorat ladki ko dekhte hi uska picha shuru kar dete ho. Lekin main us type ki nahi hu.
Yuvi - Ye kya her waqt main us type ki nahi hu kehti rehti ho. Ye us type ki ladkiya kaisi hoti hai? Or ho kis type ki tum?
Tiya - I mean tumhare type ki.
Yuvi - To tum mere type ki ho bhi nahi sakti. Mere type ki ladkiyo me style hota hai, sex appeal hoti hai. Tum me to bus gussa or ghamand hai.
Tiya - Tum jaise ladko ki duniya sex se shuru hokar sex pe khatam hoti hai na.
Yuvi - Why you girls always take word SEX in wrong meaning. Ye word kisi ki khubsoorati ko alag tarike se explain bhi karta hai.
Tiya - Mujhe tumse sex ke baare me lecture nahi sunana. Tum batao yaha kyu aaye ho?
Yuvi - Tumhara naam kya hai?
Tiya - Bataya to tha Anarkali.
Yuvi - Asli naam kya hai?
Tiya - Yahi mera asli naam hai.
Yuvi - Tum ek bahut successfull Lawyer banogi. Kyuki tum me ek lawyer ki sabse badi khubi hai jhooth bolna.
Tiya - Tum mujhe jhoothi nahi bol sakte.
Yuvi - Tumhara real name batao main kuch nahi kahunga.
Tiya - Mujhe jo batana tha bata diya.
Yuvi - To tum mujhe apna asli naam nahi bataogi. Thik hai jab tak tum mujhe apna real name nahi bata deti main tumhe Anarkali hi bulaunga.
Tiya start move from there.
Yuvi - Aye Anarkali tumpe ye dress bahut suit kar rahi hai.
Everyone looked to Tiya and Yuvi. Tiya feels embarrassing.
Tiya - Chilla kyu rahe ho?
Yuvi - Tum mujhe apna naam batao main chup chap se chala jaunga.
Tiya - Nahi bataungi. Bhar me jaao.
Tiya moves.
Yuvi - Aye anarkali. Main mera music world's best hai. Meri mano mere sath ek baar date pe chalo full night enjoy karenge.
Tiya - (comes towards Yuvi ) Stop it mujhe aise zor zor se Anarkali bulana band karo.
Yuvi - Mujhe apna naam batao.
Tiya - Mera naam janana hai na khud pata kar lo.
Yuvi - Agar pata kar liya to kya milega? Mere sath dinner pe chalogi.
Tiya - You mean date?
Yuvi - Kuch aisa hi.
Tiya - Thik hai but meri ek shart hai tum mera naam kisi se puchoge nahi or na hi mere college se pata karoge.
Yuvi - you make it difficult but chalega. Date ke liye taiyar raho.
Tiya - Dekhte hai.
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Sid - Are wah tune to use sidha date ko puch liya.
Aadi - But ladki smart nikli usne rasta mushkil kar diya.
Sid - Per ek baat bata tu uska naam pata kaise karega?
Yuvi - kar lunga kar lunga. Wo tune suna nahi "agar tum kisi cheej ko shiddat se chaho to sari kaynat tumhe usase milane ki kosis karti hai"
Sid - Na tu shahrukh Khan hai na ye movie. Mujhe nahi lagta ki tujhe uska naam itni aasani se pata chalega.
Yuvi - Chup kar Sanyasi. Tum dono ke chakkar me main bhi kuwara Virgin hi marunga. Ek tu hai ladki samne se offer de rahi hai or tu usase bhag raha hai or ek ye hai din raat business files. Dekho abhi bhi phone me laga hai. Aadi kaha chala?
Aadi - Ek phone karna hai.
Sid - Kise?
Aadi - Ruhi ko
Yuvi - O... Ruhi ko. Aisa kya private discuss karna hai?
Aadi - Official kaam hai.
Sid - To office me kyu nahi baat ki?
Aadi - Wo aaj office nahi aayi thi. Mere secretary ne abhi uska number mujhe message kiya hai. Usase kuch important baat karni hai.
Yuvi - To humare samne kar na. Hum disturb nahi karenge.
Sid - Or speaker on kar de. Hum bhi to sune teri important baat.
Aadi - OK. Ab khush.
Aadi dial Ruhi number. Here Ruhi who save Aadi number with Lafanga name in her phone think it's same boy calling her. She picked the phone.
Aadi - Hello.
Ruhi - Tumhari himmat kaise hui mujhe phone karne ki. Main tumhara character acche se samajh gayi hoo. Masoom ladkiyo ko pareshan karte ho.
Aadi - Stop it Ruhi.
Ruhi - Khabardar jo apni zuban se mera naam liya you lafange gunde mawali characterless dharti ke bojh kahi ke. Or aaj ke baad is number pe phone kiya to tumhare ghar aakar tumhe marungi.
Ruhi cut the phone while Aadi became very angry. Sid and Yuvi who listening their conversation are laughing like mad.
Yuvi - Badi acchi image bana rakhi hai tune apne office me Lafange characterless. ..
Sid - Waise Ruhi ne tujhe aisa kyu kaha? Kya kiya tune uske sath?
Aadi - Kuch nahi. Main to us ladki se baat bhi nahi karta.
Sid - I think use koi misunderstanding hui hai.
Aadi - I don't know but she will have to pay for this.
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