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mark @markipooh
but you guys threw me
out of the car once i
started singing tho....
haechan @WheresTheTeaAt
yeah cause you sound
like a whale giving birth
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taeyong
EMERGENCYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
mark
EVACUATE THE AREA
TAEYONG IS ON FIRE
winwin
what is it taetae?! do
i need to call the popo!
😱💞
haechan
even if he was dying
you shouldn't
winwin
oh... okay! 😊💞
doyoung
whats wrong tea
taeyong
I FOUND HER PROFILE
taeyong
AND IM TOO AFRAID
TO CLICK FOLLOW
yeona
how tf is this an
emergency
yeona
i already trained you
for this situation
taeyong
nO NO YOU DIDNT
taeyong
BC I WAS SUPPOSED TO
DM HER ON MY OWN
taeyong
but NOW SHES EXPECTING
ME TO DM HER
taeyong
iTS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT
SITUATION
jungwoo
now now tae you know its
not good to stress out :(
taeyong
HOW CAN I NOT STRESS
OUT WHEN I LIKE HER
johnny
dUDE YOU'RE STRESSING
ME OUT AND I DONT EVEN
KNOW FOR WHAT
mark
sAME IM ACTUALLY
FREAKING OUT FOR YOU
jungwoo
okay everyone lets just
breathe in and out
winwin
blows in! 😮💨
winwin
blows out! 👄💨
winwin
done! 💞
kun
😄
taeyong
BREATHES ITS NOT
WORKING WHAT AM
I DOING WRONG??
yeona
oh my god someone
check up on him
doyoung
dumbass did you
breathe out
taeyong
yES I DID
taeyong
oh wait no i didn't
yeona
don't mind me casually
screenshotting how dumb
you are
taeyong
dont ss shit yawna
yeona
you cant stop me tea
taeil
um so now that you're
breathing properly, hit
that follow button
mark
and smash that like button
and don't forget to leave a
comment below! subscribe
to my channel for daily uploads!!
winwin
anything for you
markipooh! 😝😘👌🏻
kun
😄👍🏻!
taeyong
idk guys im too afraid
johnny
just do it
taeyong
:(((((
haechan
JUST FUCKING DO IT
taeyong
:((((((((((((
yeona
stop being a little
wuss and do it bitch
taeyong
done
ten
really?
ten
you do it when she
says to?
taeyong
she's technically my
teacher so i have to
listen to her
taeil
okay well your fear is
over, you can relax now
taeyong
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
CANNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNMNNNNNNNNNNNT
doyoung
omfg
haechan
he's never acted like
this before and its
kinda annoying
yeona
same
mark
why cant you relax bro
taeyong
bECAUSE SHE EXPECTS
ME TO DM HER
yeona
oh shoot yea
thats right
doyoung
welp he's screwed
yeona
hEY I TRAINED HIM FOR
ONE WHOLE WEEK I
BELIEVE HE CAN DO IT!
jungwoo
yes yeona! spread
that positivity!
winwin
i love positive people!
➕😍💞
kun
😄
mark
johnny is hiv positive
does that count
yeona
......noted
johnny
fuck off I am not
taeyong
oH MY SHITS IM SHITTING
MYSELF IM FUCKING
DYING HOLY CRAP
winwin
oh no someone save
him! 😱😨💞
haechan
what did i tell you earlier?
winwin
right.... he's dying!
thats too bad! nobody
help him please! 💞
haechan
>:)
taeil
whats wrong now
taeyong
SHE
taeyong
SHE
johnny
she got that big booty
ayyyyyyyyyy 👀
mark
my anaconda don't want
none unless you got buns
hun
yeona
omFg yall are...
grrr 😤
yeona
what is it tea biscuit?!
ten
thats a cute nickname
yeona
fuck off ten outta
ten hundred
taeyong
SHE FOLLOWED ME
BACKKKKKKKKKKKK
taeyong
IM SCREAMINGGGGGGG
winwin
ahhhhh! 😱😂💞
doyoung
great, isnt that great!
taeyong
nO ITS NOT GREAT
taeyong
SHES ONLINE THAT
MEANS I HAVEEE TO
DM HER
taeyong
IM SCREWEDDDD
winwin
hi screwed! i'm winwin! 💞
kun
😄👋
yeona
its fine dood just
relax, take a chill pill
taeyong
I CANT IDK WHAT TO DM
HER IM FUCKIFENFW
doyoung
omfg
yeona
right? thats literally all
i can type right now
mark
just say hi
taeyong
hi???? just hi??? she's
going to think im psychotic
taeyong
a serial killer
yeona
damn then what do girls
think when johnny dms
them
haechan
nothing bc they preblock
him before he could follow
them
johnny
actuaLLY ive had a few girls
appreciate my dms, im not
that creepy, trust me
yeona
idk trust is a strong
word
jungwoo
it really is, even i cant
trust him and he's one
of my good friends
johnny
that actually hurts more
when jungwoo's the one
telling me that
haechan
damn I gotta work
harder
taeyong
BITCHES
taeyong
WHAT THE FUCK
DO I DO
doyoung
oof, let me sit down
for this one
yeona
i'm lying down
yeona
just fucking type hi
taeyong
nO I DONT WANT
TO BE BASIC
mark
type in "heyyyyyyy
babyyyyyyyyyyyy ;)"
yeona
okay he doesn't want
to seem like a creep
EITHER
taeyong
how about "hey
babyyyyyyy ;)"
yeona
you just... you just used
less 'y's' than he did!!!!
its still fucking creepy!!!!
johnny
try "is that a mirror in
your pocket? cause I
can see myself in your
pants!"
yeona
what?! no?!?! NO!
ten
how about "i must be
a snowflake, because
I've fallen for you"
yeona
guys nO
taeil
okay so i was thinking you
use "somebody call the cops,
because it's got to be illegal
to look that good" but instead
of illegal you use my @ so its
taeillegal and if she doesn't
like it then tell her to follow
me instead
yeona
bRO I EXPECTED
BETTER FROM YOU
haechan
use "my love for you is
like diarrhea, I just
can't hold it in"
yeona
seriouSLY HEEHAW
winwin
oh oh! 💞 how about
"remember me? oh,
that's right, i've only
met you in my dreams"
yeona
winwin bby thats very
sweet but he can't use
that unless you want
him to get blocked, but
a+ for trying!
kun
👩🏻 ➝ △,
👩🏻 ➝📐💖
yeona
umm is it: if you
were a triangle,
you'd be acute one?
kun
😄 yep!
yeona
okay that's adorable, a++
kun
😄
doyoung
yo tea copy and paste this,
it's definitely the one, it
will for sure kill it
doyoung
are you a beaver?
cause daaaaaaaaam!
yeona
more like it'll kill her
mark
damn yeona you really
saying no to our lines?
yeona
yES
yeona
NO PICK UP LINES
yeona
tea used them on
me and look what
happened!
johnny
he brought a beautiful
girl into the chat? i dont
see the problem?
yeona
uM no thats not
what i meant
yeona
i mEANT that he's gonna
get blocked, not everyone
likes pick up lines, its just
weird and creepy
yeona
pick up lines were
sooooo 2010's
ten
even before that
honestly
yeona
truth
taeyong
weLL ITS BEEN 20
MINUTES WHAT DO
I SAYYYYYY
yeona
JUST SAY HI CAUSE YOUR
DUMBASS FRIENDS DONT
KNOW HOW TO ACT NORMAL
winwin
oh oh! i think we should
ask jungwoo! he's good
at this stuff! and he is
very wise 💞
yeona
oh my fooking goodness
i forgot about the wisest
man here
yeona
jungwoo
jungwoo
yes :)
yeona
what do you think
leftover tea should
say to that girl?
jungwoo
well, there's a lot of
things he could say
jungwoo
hi being one of them
yeona
sEE
jungwoo
but if he really wants
to make a good first
impression
taeyong
yes yes i do
jungwoo
then i think he should say:
jungsawoo
hi there, this is taeyong from
the other day, just wanted to
let you know. feel free to msg
me if you ever want to talk,
or if you ever see me around
campus, don't be afraid to
come over and say hi. i hope
we can become great friends!
mark
wow thats actually not bad
taeil
he's really good at this huh
haechan
we shoulda asked him
earlier
yeona
jungwoo idk what i
would do without you
jungwoo
i dont know what i
would do without
you either sweet
yeona!
yeona
bitchass tea say thank
you to your guardian
angel jungwoo
taeyong
thank you jungwoo!!!!
💛💞💗💖💓💚💕💘💜❤
jungwoo
you're welcome! now
go get her!
yeona
go copy and paste
that message and
send it to her!
taeyong
iM SO NERVOUS
ten
its fine just breathee
ten
plus its just copy and
paste, if anything, hit
paste and run away
taeyong
yeah... yeah ill just do that
yeona
great! see its easyy
doyoung
mans is freaking out
over nothinggg!!
yeona
ha right!
taeyong
I'M A FUCKING IDIOT
haechan
yes we are aware
taeyong
IM GOING TO THROW
MYSELF OFF A BUILDING
winwin
oh no! haha! 😂😂😂💞
yeona
whats wrong.....
taeyong
I FUCKED UP
mark
when do you not
taeil
spill the tea
johnny
no thank you
yeona
WHAT HAPPENED BITCH
taeyong
i...
taeyong
remember how some idiot
named kim doyoung told
me to copy and paste his
fucked up pick up line
yeona
oh my fucking goodness...
jungwoo
oh boy..
taeyong
i may or may nOT have copied
jungwoo's one at all and kept
doyoung's copy instead by mistake
haechan
HAAAAAAA
taeyong
so this is what i dm'd her
taeyong
doyoung
haha... oops
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