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❝get out of my dms pls❞ ❝-and lemme get in yo pants instead ;)❞ in which a guy dm's a girl terrible pickup li... More

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By -softbae

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TWEET OF THE DAY!

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mark @markipooh
but you guys threw me
out of the car once i
started singing tho....

haechan @WheresTheTeaAt
yeah cause you sound
like a whale giving birth

.

.

taeyong
EMERGENCYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

mark
EVACUATE THE AREA
TAEYONG IS ON FIRE

winwin
what is it taetae?! do
i need to call the popo!
😱💞

haechan
even if he was dying
you shouldn't

winwin
oh... okay! 😊💞

doyoung
whats wrong tea

taeyong
I FOUND HER PROFILE

taeyong
AND IM TOO AFRAID
TO CLICK FOLLOW

yeona
how tf is this an
emergency

yeona
i already trained you
for this situation

taeyong
nO NO YOU DIDNT

taeyong
BC I WAS SUPPOSED TO
DM HER ON MY OWN

taeyong
but NOW SHES EXPECTING
ME TO DM HER

taeyong
iTS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT
SITUATION

jungwoo
now now tae you know its
not good to stress out :(

taeyong
HOW CAN I NOT STRESS
OUT WHEN I LIKE HER

johnny
dUDE YOU'RE STRESSING
ME OUT AND I DONT EVEN
KNOW FOR WHAT

mark
sAME IM ACTUALLY
FREAKING OUT FOR YOU

jungwoo
okay everyone lets just
breathe in and out

winwin
blows in! 😮💨

winwin
blows out! 👄💨

winwin
done! 💞

kun
😄

taeyong
BREATHES ITS NOT
WORKING WHAT AM
I DOING WRONG??

yeona
oh my god someone
check up on him

doyoung
dumbass did you
breathe out

taeyong
yES I DID

taeyong
oh wait no i didn't

yeona
don't mind me casually
screenshotting how dumb
you are

taeyong
dont ss shit yawna

yeona
you cant stop me tea

taeil
um so now that you're
breathing properly, hit
that follow button

mark
and smash that like button
and don't forget to leave a
comment below! subscribe
to my channel for daily uploads!!

winwin
anything for you
markipooh! 😝😘👌🏻

kun
😄👍🏻!

taeyong
idk guys im too afraid

johnny
just do it

taeyong
:(((((

haechan
JUST FUCKING DO IT

taeyong
:((((((((((((

yeona
stop being a little
wuss and do it bitch

taeyong
done

ten
really?

ten
you do it when she
says to?

taeyong
she's technically my
teacher so i have to
listen to her

taeil
okay well your fear is
over, you can relax now

taeyong
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
CANNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNMNNNNNNNNNNNT

doyoung
omfg

haechan
he's never acted like
this before and its
kinda annoying

yeona
same

mark
why cant you relax bro

taeyong
bECAUSE SHE EXPECTS
ME TO DM HER

yeona
oh shoot yea
thats right

doyoung
welp he's screwed

yeona
hEY I TRAINED HIM FOR
ONE WHOLE WEEK I
BELIEVE HE CAN DO IT!

jungwoo
yes yeona! spread
that positivity!

winwin
i love positive people!
➕😍💞

kun
😄

mark
johnny is hiv positive
does that count

yeona
......noted

johnny
fuck off I am not

taeyong
oH MY SHITS IM SHITTING
MYSELF IM FUCKING
DYING HOLY CRAP

winwin
oh no someone save
him! 😱😨💞

haechan
what did i tell you earlier?

winwin
right.... he's dying!
thats too bad! nobody
help him please! 💞

haechan
>:)

taeil
whats wrong now

taeyong
SHE

taeyong
SHE

johnny
she got that big booty
ayyyyyyyyyy 👀

mark
my anaconda don't want
none unless you got buns
hun

yeona
omFg yall are...
grrr 😤

yeona
what is it tea biscuit?!

ten
thats a cute nickname

yeona
fuck off ten outta
ten hundred

taeyong
SHE FOLLOWED ME
BACKKKKKKKKKKKK

taeyong
IM SCREAMINGGGGGGG

winwin
ahhhhh! 😱😂💞

doyoung
great, isnt that great!

taeyong
nO ITS NOT GREAT

taeyong
SHES ONLINE THAT
MEANS I HAVEEE TO
DM HER

taeyong
IM SCREWEDDDD

winwin
hi screwed! i'm winwin! 💞

kun
😄👋

yeona
its fine dood just
relax, take a chill pill

taeyong
I CANT IDK WHAT TO DM
HER IM FUCKIFENFW

doyoung
omfg

yeona
right? thats literally all
i can type right now

mark
just say hi

taeyong
hi???? just hi??? she's
going to think im psychotic

taeyong
a serial killer

yeona
damn then what do girls
think when johnny dms
them

haechan
nothing bc they preblock
him before he could follow
them

johnny
actuaLLY ive had a few girls
appreciate my dms, im not
that creepy, trust me

yeona
idk trust is a strong
word

jungwoo
it really is, even i cant
trust him and he's one
of my good friends

johnny
that actually hurts more
when jungwoo's the one
telling me that

haechan
damn I gotta work
harder

taeyong
BITCHES

taeyong
WHAT THE FUCK
DO I DO

doyoung
oof, let me sit down
for this one

yeona
i'm lying down

yeona
just fucking type hi

taeyong
nO I DONT WANT
TO BE BASIC

mark
type in "heyyyyyyy
babyyyyyyyyyyyy ;)"

yeona
okay he doesn't want
to seem like a creep
EITHER

taeyong
how about "hey
babyyyyyyy ;)"

yeona
you just... you just used
less 'y's' than he did!!!!
its still fucking creepy!!!!

johnny
try "is that a mirror in
your pocket? cause I
can see myself in your
pants!"

yeona
what?! no?!?! NO!

ten
how about "i must be
a snowflake, because
I've fallen for you"

yeona
guys nO

taeil
okay so i was thinking you
use "somebody call the cops,
because it's got to be illegal
to look that good" but instead
of illegal you use my @ so its
taeillegal and if she doesn't
like it then tell her to follow
me instead

yeona
bRO I EXPECTED
BETTER FROM YOU

haechan
use "my love for you is
like diarrhea, I just
can't hold it in"

yeona
seriouSLY HEEHAW

winwin
oh oh! 💞 how about
"remember me? oh,
that's right, i've only
met you in my dreams"

yeona
winwin bby thats very
sweet but he can't use
that unless you want
him to get blocked, but
a+ for trying!

kun
👩🏻 ➝ △,
👩🏻 ➝📐💖

yeona
umm is it: if you
were a triangle,
you'd be acute one?

kun
😄 yep!

yeona
okay that's adorable, a++

kun
😄

doyoung
yo tea copy and paste this,
it's definitely the one, it
will for sure kill it

doyoung
are you a beaver?
cause daaaaaaaaam!

yeona
more like it'll kill her

mark
damn yeona you really
saying no to our lines?

yeona
yES

yeona
NO PICK UP LINES

yeona
tea used them on
me and look what
happened!

johnny
he brought a beautiful
girl into the chat? i dont
see the problem?

yeona
uM no thats not
what i meant

yeona
i mEANT that he's gonna
get blocked, not everyone
likes pick up lines, its just
weird and creepy

yeona
pick up lines were
sooooo 2010's

ten
even before that
honestly

yeona
truth

taeyong
weLL ITS BEEN 20
MINUTES WHAT DO
I SAYYYYYY

yeona
JUST SAY HI CAUSE YOUR
DUMBASS FRIENDS DONT
KNOW HOW TO ACT NORMAL

winwin
oh oh! i think we should
ask jungwoo! he's good
at this stuff! and he is
very wise 💞

yeona
oh my fooking goodness
i forgot about the wisest
man here

yeona
jungwoo

jungwoo
yes :)

yeona
what do you think
leftover tea should
say to that girl?

jungwoo
well, there's a lot of
things he could say

jungwoo
hi being one of them

yeona
sEE

jungwoo
but if he really wants
to make a good first
impression

taeyong
yes yes i do

jungwoo
then i think he should say:

jungsawoo
hi there, this is taeyong from
the other day, just wanted to
let you know. feel free to msg
me if you ever want to talk,
or if you ever see me around
campus, don't be afraid to
come over and say hi. i hope
we can become great friends!

mark
wow thats actually not bad

taeil
he's really good at this huh

haechan
we shoulda asked him
earlier

yeona
jungwoo idk what i
would do without you

jungwoo
i dont know what i
would do without
you either sweet
yeona!

yeona
bitchass tea say thank
you to your guardian
angel jungwoo

taeyong
thank you jungwoo!!!!
💛💞💗💖💓💚💕💘💜❤

jungwoo
you're welcome! now
go get her!

yeona
go copy and paste
that message and
send it to her!

taeyong
iM SO NERVOUS

ten
its fine just breathee

ten
plus its just copy and
paste, if anything, hit
paste and run away

taeyong
yeah... yeah ill just do that

yeona
great! see its easyy

doyoung
mans is freaking out
over nothinggg!!

yeona
ha right!

taeyong
I'M A FUCKING IDIOT

haechan
yes we are aware

taeyong
IM GOING TO THROW
MYSELF OFF A BUILDING

winwin
oh no! haha! 😂😂😂💞

yeona
whats wrong.....

taeyong
I FUCKED UP

mark
when do you not

taeil
spill the tea

johnny
no thank you

yeona
WHAT HAPPENED BITCH

taeyong
i...

taeyong
remember how some idiot
named kim doyoung told
me to copy and paste his
fucked up pick up line

yeona
oh my fucking goodness...

jungwoo
oh boy..

taeyong
i may or may nOT have copied
jungwoo's one at all and kept
doyoung's copy instead by mistake

haechan
HAAAAAAA

taeyong
so this is what i dm'd her

taeyong

doyoung
haha... oops

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