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❝get out of my dms pls❞ ❝-and lemme get in yo pants instead ;)❞ in which a guy dm's a girl terrible pickup li... More

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TWEET OF THE DAY!

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taeil @taeillegal
dude she's never
gonna like you

ten @outtaten
leave her alone

johnny @bigdaddy
fk off guys, i dont
even like her....

winwin @wingwing
good cause she's
my best friend, not
yours 😍💞

.

.

mark
may i have your
attention please?

winwin
i am here markipooh!!
😍👋💞

kun
😄 me 2!

mark
can the real slim shady
please stand up

ten
oh no

taeil
not again

yeona
whats happening

haechan
mark has been listening
to rap songs again

doyoung
and now he's going to
spam the chat

yeona
oh gawd is he really

taeyong
unfortunately yes

mark
i repeat will the real
slim shady please
stand up?

johnny
we're going to have
a problem here

taeil
nO

haechan
YOU TOO??????

yeona
why am i still here

taeyong
jungwoo kick me out
please i beg you

mark
yall act like you never
seen a white person
before

ten
uM you're asian!?!?!?!!

haechan
fuck this jungwoo kick
me out too

yeona
but you guys can
leave on your own

taeyong
if we leave ourselves
we wont be able to
come back in

taeil
its apart of the pact

yeona
...noted

johnny
jaws all on the floor like
Pam and Tommy just
burst in the door

taeil
no seriously someone
stop this

taeyong
jungwoo where tf are you

mark
started whoopin' her ass
worse than before, they
first get divorced

taeyong
JUNGWOO

winwin
throwing her over
furniture 😎💞

yeona
woAHH this is not
okay it was fine until
sUNSHINE JOINED IN

ten
WINWIN HOW DO
YOU KNOW THE LYRICS

winwin
johnny oppa sent them
to me by accident 😂💞👌

taeyong
JUNGWOO

mark
it's the return of the
"oh wait, no way,
your kidding, he
didn't just say what
I think he did, did he?"

yeona
i think its time
to STOP

doyoung
yes it'S TIME TO
STOP

doyoung
GET SOME HELP

taeyong
JUNGWOOOOOOOOOOOO

johnny
and Dr Dre said

haechan
im actually about to
kick myself out and
i wont even regret it

yeona
no need to do that
haechan

yeona
uwu might be busy

taeyong
I TRIED TEXTING
HIM BUT HE WONT
ANSWER

yeona
WELL MAYBE ITS
CAUSE HE DOESNT
LIKE YOU

yeona
LET ME TRY

yeona
junguwu i need
some help :(

jungwoo
hello dearest yeona!
are you in need of
my assistance?

yeona
yes :(

taeyong
seriously ????

jungwoo
what seems to be the
problem yeona sweets?

mark
nothing you idiots Dr Dre's
dead, he's locked in my
basement (ha ha)

yeona
that ^ thats the
problem

jungwoo
ah... i see someone is
back with the lyrics

ten
ITS NOT JUST HIM THO

ten
ITS JOHNNY TOO

doyoung
and they brainwashed
winwin

jungwoo
winwin? you mean our
sweet chicken wing?

taeil
YES ITS A NIGHTMARE
LET ME TELL YOU

kun
😞

johnny
feminist women love
eminem, chicka chicka
chicka slim shady i'm
sick of him

taeyong
STOP THEM PLEASEEEE

jungwoo
hey johnny, mark, i
already warned you
about this before

mark
look at him walking
around

johnny
grabbing his you
know what

winwin
flippin the ... idk
what this means ? 😕

taeyong
JUNGWOO ANYTIME NOW

yeona
please :(

jungwoo
okay um thats enough
rapping guys its best
if you stop

mark
and if we dont?

jungwoo
you're not coming back :)

johnny
pft as if you really will
kick us out

haechan
no i trust that he will
and he better

jungwoo
yes i sure will so listen
while i'm being nice :)

yeona
i know from experience
that this type of nice is
actually scary i highly
suggest you listen bc i
really dont want to see
jung uwu to turn into
jung >o<

ten
that still looks cute

yeona
i didnt know what
else to use

jungwoo
i like your advice yeona!
and i suggest you listen
guys

mark
idk man i was having fun :/

winwin
mee too!! 😂😝💞

haechan
i will come over there
and break your phones

ten
im joining because
winwin does not
deserve this

johnny
geez alright we'll stop

winwin
aw 😢

kun
😄

jungwoo
great!

yeona
pffft is this what daily
convos are going to be
like?

taeil
its not always like this

yeona
idk with mark and
johnny here feels like
its gonna be a mess
24/7

doyoung
you are correct they're
what makes this group
chat unbearable

winwin
bear? where? i wanna
hug a bear! 🐻😍💞

yeona
why is this gc called
area 51 then??

yeona
the name is not fitting

mark
we were hoping it would
scare people away

ten
especially since tae
would bring in girls
a lot, and it usually
does work

yeona
yeah its working for
me right now ngl

yeona
honestly this should be
called "a bunch of idiots
+ a girl"

taeyong
thats fucking stupid

haechan
on it!

__

WheresTheTeaAt has changed
the groupchat name to:
"a bunch of idiots + a girl"
__

taeyong
seriously!?!?!?!

ten
woah hold up, not
all of us are idiots

yeona
aw yea thats true :( its
not nice to categorize
the uwu squad with
everyone else

yeona
here i got this

__

yeonangel has changed
the groupchat name to:
"the idiots & the uwu's"
__

taeil
thats.... thats not it

mark
yeah it should be this

__

markipooh has changed
the groupchat name to:
"gangs, guns and drugs"
__

taeyong
nO THATS NOT IT EITHER

winwin
oh oh i know!!!!

__

wingwing has changed
the groupchat name to:
"awesome blossom"
__

winwin
i love this so much!
dont you guys!? 😍💞

taeil
um.. lets be honest
winwin, not everyone
here is awesome

winwin
thats true i guess....

winwin
only me and kun
yeona and jungwoo
😀😎😍💞

taeyong
yes you are

ten
maybe something
like this?

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outtaten has changed
the groupchat name to:
"dream in a dream"
__

yeona
whats it with you
and dreaming i saw
this twice

ten
you dont like it?

yeona
oof its pretty aesthetic
not gonna lie

ten

johnny
you guys have no
creativity

johnny
i was thinking this

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bigdaddy has changed
the groupchat name to:
"my bitches"
__

haechan
oh hell no

doyoung
really? do you really
think we're going to
go with that?

johnny
honestly, yes

__

bigpimpin has changed
the groupchat name to:
"doyoung's bitches"
__

doyoung
now THIS is a
gc name!

jungwoo
now now guys, i think
we should refrain from
using swearsies in the
name we choose

__

koolkatkun has changed
the groupchat name to:
"the powerpuff girls"
__

jungwoo
now i think thats a
wonderful name kun!

yeona
omG YES I LOVE THAT
SHOW KUN I LIKE YOU
THE MOST OUT OF
EVERYONE HERE

kun
😄 i like you too!

yeona
y'all i fainted he said
more than one word
to me

taeyong
i'm so–

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taebreeze has changed
the groupchat name to:
"yeona's world"
__

yeona
are you insane????

taeyong
uM are you?? you
misspelled thank you???

yeona
how DARE you touch
that precious name
kun chose for us

kun
😢

haechan
bitch i aint no
powerpuff girl

johnny
i prefer powerdick boy

ten
umm next suggestion?

taeil
i think we should go
back to the first one

__

taeillegal has changed
the groupchat name to:
"a bunch of idiots"
__


jungwoo
i approve!

yeona
actually lets go
with this

__

yeonangel has changed
the groupchat name to:
"the chamber of secrets"
__

taeyong
who in the fuck

jungwoo
taeyong, language!

taeyong
whomst in the fuckist

doyoung
why this?

yeona
cause no one will
tell me who those
two guys were

yeona
so this chat is keeping
secrets from me

yeona
thus, the chamber
of secrets

winwin
i love harry pote!
🧙🏻‍♂️✨🦄💫🔮💞

kun
😄 me 2!

mark
are we really going
with that?

mark
its not swag enough

ten
i can dig it

johnny
yeah you would

johnny
you keep lots of
secrets

ten
listen i have a lot to say
to you right now but i'm
being nice and trying
not to come at you all at
once so pls try and not
piss me off or i WILL put
you in your place bitch

johnny

taeyong
yawna we are not going
by that name

yeona
then tell me who
they are :)

taeyong
love this name

doyoung
its pretty dope

taeil
feels magical

mark
it has a lot of swag to it

winwin
i love wizards!
i am a wizard!
😊🧙🏻‍♂️✨💞

jungwoo
you are a wizard!
winwin!

yeona
great! so chamber
of secrets it is :)

kun
😄 yay!

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