Dad: So ONe Direction is Niall, Liam, Louis, Harry, and Zayn right?
Me: Yes Im so proud, you're learning :').
Dad: So here's my theory about them in 5-10 years; Louis is gay, Liam is a normal married man with family, Harry is a celebrity actor/solo artist, Niall opens a sucsessful resturant, and Zayn has a rap album called 'inzayn'.
Me: OMG dad what?