(You know I had to do it to em' also, I do not hate Jake Paul and sorry if you love Jake Paul this isn't meant to be offensive)
"Hey Arthur! Come here!" I shouted. "What?" He said, "Look at this." I opened upmy laptop and showed him a clip of "It's Everday Bro" by Jake Paul. Then the part with Nick Crompton came on, "...and no I'm not from Compton, England is my city!"
I burst into laughter, "ENGLAND IS MY CITY!" I repeated. England was clearly annoyed by this, "Love, do you know how many times America has showed me this?" He said. "I am NOT a city, I am a COUNTRY."
"Aww...are you mad because people are picking on you?" I said teasingly. "YES! People make funof my size all the time! But I am a norm sized country! And now you have this idiot calling me a city!"