BNHA Chatfic

By oRange51

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Title explains it all! Class 1-A has created a chatroom, what will they get up to? More

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1:36 a.m.

Midoriya: WHO TF HID THE CEREAL

Midoriya: I WANT CEREAL

Midoriya: REEEEEEEEEE

Midoriya: Also am I tripping or is my name Midoriya again

Todoroki: Why do you want cereal it's half 1 in the morning wtf

Midoriya: I'M H U N G R Y

Midoriya: ALSO YOUR NAME IS TODOROKI AGAIN

Todoroki: Iida reset our names earlier, he said it'd make it easier to tell who was who because he didn't know ho the fuck anyone was

Midoriya: Understandable have a nice day

Midoriya: BUT WHO TF HID THE CEREAL

Todoroki: Where have you looked?

Midoriya: Under my bed

Todoroki: WTF

Todoroki: WHY

Midoriya: I'M TIRED STFU

Midoriya: GIMME MY ENDEAVOR-Os BOI

Todoroki: MY DAD HAS HIS OWN CEREAL BRAND I'M SHOOK

Midoriya: AAAAAAAAAAAA

Tokoyami: Guys why can I hear Midoriya crying

Midoriya: I can't find the the fucking cereal

Tokoyami: 🤔

Tokoyami: Look in the kitchen

Midoriya: NO

Midoriya: WHO TF PUTS CEREAL IN THE KITCHEN

Todoroki: I'm too tired for this

Todoroki: Gn human and birb

Tokoyami: Gn

Midoriya: ;-; where's my cereal

7:02 a.m.

Jirou: Why tf do I have over 50 notifications about cereal

Midoriya: Sorry .v.

Tokoyami: Deku scrub over here had a mental breakdown

Uraraka: Not surprised tbh

Midoriya: Heyyyyy I just wanted cereal ;-;

Kaminari: Endeavor-Os, nice choice

Todoroki: WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD NO IDEA MY DAD HAD A CEREAL BRAND

Sero: 🤔

Sero: I can give you a box if you'd like

Kaminari: NO

Kaminari: MINE

Kaminari: REEEEEEEEEEEE

Midoriya: I wonder if All Might has a cereal brand

Todoroki: Then both of our dads can have brands

Midoriya: HE'S NOT MY REAL DAD

Midoriya: I mean I wish he was

Todoroki: Lmao same

Uraraka: ^

Asui: ^

Momo: ^

Sato: ^

Koda: ^

Shinsou: ^

Iida: Guys! Why hasn't anyone arrived at school yet?

Shinsou: ... Tenya? It's Saturday...

Iida: ...

Iida: Well shit.

Todoroki: LMAO IIDA CUSSED

Midoriya: SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH

Tokoyami: Now it's only Koda left

Koda: Eh?

Tokoyami: You're the only one who hasn't cussed

Koda: Oh...

Mina: Koda's too pure

Jirou: Pure boi

Midoriya: Koda protection squad

Todoroki: Rally the troops

Koda: Oh god...

Shinsou: This chat is a fucking nightmare

Midoriya: This is why people shouldn't wake up at 7 a.m. on a Saturday

Tokoyami: Says the one that was up at half 1 looking for cereal under his bed

Midoriya: ;-;

Midoriya: No bulli

Tokoyami: Too bad 🅱️itch

Midoriya: oof

Sero: Okay guys I just bought like a ton of cereal and mimosas so come over we can have a breakfast party

Kaminari: COMING RN HOLLUP

Sero: BABE CALM TF DOWN

Tokoyami: I'll bring croissants

Midoriya: C E R E A L

Midoriya: REEEEEEEE

Todoroki: Oh god, I'll go but just to keep Midoriya in check

Midoriya: I don't need you to keep me in check 🅱️oi

Sero: idc who comes but imma need more cereal for Midoriya

Todoroki: Better not be fucking Endeavor-Os

Sero: Welp too late

Todoroki: NO

Sero: OMG GUYS

Sero: DENKI JUST BROKE MY DOOR DOWN SCREAMING 'WHERE THE TAPE HOES AT' LMAOOOOOOO

Midoriya: WTFFFFF

Kaminari: REEEEEEE

Shinsou: Tenya are you going?

Iida: Only if you want to

Shinsou: K IMMA EAT ALL UR CROISSANTS REEEEEEE

Iida: SHINSOU NO

Shinsou: SHINSOU YES

Shinsou: 1V1 ME

Shinsou: FOX ONLY NO ITEMS FINAL DESTINATION

Midoriya: LMAO LEMME SMASH

Todoroki: OK MIDORIYA

Sato: TODO NOOOO

Todoroki: I'm just a little thirsty .v.

Sato: Then grab a glass of water. Chillll

Midoriya: If you don't drink you finna die of ligma

Todoroki: What's ligma?

Midoriya: Ligma balls lmao

Todoroki: K

Midoriya: Wait no

Uraraka: LMAO TODO

Sero: *sips tea* well then

Sero: Y'all Tokoyami brought croissants and they're getting cold

Midoriya: Coming~

Todoroki: Be there in a few

Uraraka: I can't sorry, Tsu won't get off my lap

Asui: I'm sleepy, Kero...

Sero: Awww

Tokoyami: Bitch get tf up before I slap you with a croissant

Asui: 🅱️ E T

Tokoyami: B O I

Kaminari: TOKOYAMI JUST SPRINTED OUT THE DOOR WITH A CROISSANT RUN

Asui: REEEEEE I'M NOT SCARED OF THE BIRB

Sero: HE FINNA SLAP U

Asui: IDC

Shinsou: This is why we can't have nice things, children

Asui: OMG WAIT

Asui: CAN IIDA AND SHINSOU BE OUR PARENTS

Uraraka: OMG YES

Sero: YES

Iida: WAIT NO.

Shinsou: Please~

Iida: Ugh fine.

Sero: Y A Y

Kaminari: Now there's more than one person who can call Iida daddy

Shinsou: LMAOOOOO

Iida: KAMINARI U LITTLE BITCH

Sero: YOU MADE HIM SO MAD HE CUSSED AGAIN

Kaminari: OOF

Midoriya: Wtf is happening

Midoriya: I'm shooketh

Todoroki: rt

Jirou: rt

Momo: rt

Koda: I'm hiding under my bed. .v.

Midoriya: LMAO KODA IS A BIG MOOD

Tokoyami: TRUE

Sero: GUYS

Sero: WE RAN OUT OF CEREAL

Midoriya:

Midoriya:

Midoriya: YOU WHAT

Sero: KAMINARI ATE IT ALL

Midoriya:

Midoriya:

Midoriya: HE WHAT?!

Kaminari: BITCH DONT SNITCH ON MEEEEE

Sero: NO U

Kaminari: NO U

Sero: NO U

Kaminari: NO U

Todoroki: Ok stop

Todoroki: You guys made Midoriya break down and cry

Todoroki: And now I have to buy him Endeavor-Os

Todoroki: Which I probably can't afford

Tokoyami: Lmao mood

Sero: Hold on, I found a spare box that slid under my bed

Midoriya: I TOLD YOU PEOPLE PUT CEREAL UNDER THEIR BED

Midoriya: REEEEE

Todoroki: Understandable have a nice day

Sero: Midoriya looks like a kitten when he's eating awwww

Sero: Todo ur a lucky man

Kaminari: BOI U CHEATING?

Sero: BRO NO

Sero: IM SORRY

Kaminari: IMMA CRY

Jirou: SERO HOW COULD YOU

Sero: DENKI NU IM SORRY

Sero: ILL BUY YOU SHREK 5

Kaminari:

Kaminari:

Kaminari: K we good

Sero: Yeet

Mina: DID SERO JUST YEET LMAO

Todoroki: STAY AWAY FROM MY HUSBANDO SERO

Midoriya: Todo you check out Kacchan all the time it's all good

Todoroki: What

Bakugo has joined the conversation.

Bakugo: BITCH BETTER BACK THE FUCK UP BEFORE YOU GET SLAPPED THE FUCK UP

Bakugo has left the conversation.

Midoriya: LMAOOOOOO

Todoroki: I hate everything

Tokoyami: Except Endeavor-Os

Todoroki: No I hate Endeavor-Os

Midoriya: K I want a divorce bye

Todoroki: IZUKU NO

//i'm so sorry I ran out of ideas lmao

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