better man // calum hood

By ephemeralabyss

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casual sex is never just casual sex. OR pop icon leilani falls for her best friend's off limits brother. More

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BONUS CHAPTERS
bonus #1 - lani dyes her hair

thirty-four

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leilani: LOOK WHO SURPRISED ME! MI FAMILIA!

Liked by calumhood, elizakemp, and 1,101,437 others

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user1: when leilani's entire family is more gorgeous than you will ever be...

LaniAlert: pics on my page of Leilani and her family out and about in LA today!

lalalani: is calum surprise meeting your family now lol

leilani: lalalani lol prob

malikoa: MAMA AND PAPA MORALES! TELL ANESA AND DUKAGJIN I SAID HI AND I MISS THEM!

elizakemp: give me your genes pls

michaelclifford: are they 5sos fans

ashtonirwin: who's their fave 5sos member

lukehemmings: i'm their fave 5sos member

calumhood: i'd like to hope their fave 5sos member is me but uh who knows

user2: the coordinated 5sos comments make me so happy

LaniLover: omg Rina and Gjin are so cute


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PRIVATE CONVERSATION

Leilani [Lele]

Calum [CalPal 💗]

Lele
hi baby
u wanna meet my parents

CalPal 💗
lol
right now?

Lele
are u busy?

CalPal 💗
busy? no
nervous? yes

Lele
aw baby they'll love u
plus they're gonna be here for the next couple of days
and we both leave for tour soon
so to see me means u have to at least see my fam once

CalPal 💗
like are they staying at your house?

Lele
cal i have 9 bedrooms
of course
what's the point of my house if they're not going to stay there?

CalPal 💗
um, to live?

Lele
...

CalPal 💗
ugh how are we going to have sex with your parents around

Lele
is that all you're worried about lol
pig

CalPal 💗
i mean not ALL im worried about
but it's a valid worry
i love having sex w you

Lele
bitch
me too
the fuck

they're staying on a different floor
they won't hear us

CalPal 💗
lol you're not allowed to get on pinterest anymore
and okay good
im still scared to meet your family

Lele
i think you'd prefer me on pinterest instead of tumblr
🍆
anyway stop being a pussy
come over
ill send pics

CalPal 💗
pics of your family?

Lele
[1 Image Attached]

CalPal 💗
fuck
babe
i love that picture so much
you look so fucking sexy
aren't your parents there?

Lele
:)
i just finished taking a shower. they're downstairs

CalPal 💗
i might need a few mins before i come over
that pic got me fucked up
in a good way
you're so naughty

Lele
hurry up and come over
im not sexting u

CalPal 💗
can we fuck after i meet your parents

Lele
what the fuck
of course
also im listening to ghost of you and im crying
it's so cute
luke's voice is so good babe
like your voice is so good too and it gets me wet n stuff
but like
luke's voice
wowie
and now you're singing
fuck
WE'RE TOO YOUNG
TOO DUMB
TO KNOW THINGS LIKE LOVE

CalPal 💗
babe
calm down
it's just a song

Lele
fuck you
don't come over
i wish i could unsend my nude

CalPal 💗
nooo im sorry
ill serenade you with ghost of you
❤️

Lele
no cuz then ill full on sob
how fucking dare u allow this sad ass song be put out in the world
actually no it's so good
im not mad

CalPal 💗
um can i still come over though

Lele
yes my mum really wants to meet you
so i can't let her down
im so in my feels with your album though

CalPal 💗
did u listen to it in the shower lol

Lele
yes
i love hearing your voice
it turns me on
also i love how my hair was deadass in a towel and u said i looked sexy

CalPal 💗
okay
one
u getting off to my voice is like the hottest thing ever
two
i wasn't really looking at your hair
but you're beautiful no matter what ❤️

Lele
[1 Image Attached]

CalPal 💗
shit
fuck
goddamn
i wish i could make that my lockscreen
but like that'd be so weird

Lele
if that pic is ever seen by any other human eye i will fucking murder u
now come over
im going to get dressed now

CalPal 💗
okay
leaving in a few mins
gotta take care of a problem real quick

Lele
can't wait for u to look my dad in the eye after you've beat off to a nude of me

CalPal 💗
way to fucking ruin it

Lele
lol what if at dinner im like daddy pass the salt and you both go for it
HA
okay im on twitter too much bye

CalPal 💗
fucking hell
you're adorable
and fucking weird

Lele
yeah im the fucking weird one
"daddy"
bitch you're weird too

CalPal 💗
dont kinkshame me

Lele
stop texting me and go whack off
fucker

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