"HNNNG!" He grunted. "Yuu, stop." You muttered into the pillow. "F/N!!" He shouted. "No!" You shouted. "HNNGPFFFT." He grunted as he tried to pull you off the bed. "Yuu!" You said loudly, irritated. He sighed and lied down on top of you. "I like it when you scream my name, F/N." He said next to your ear. You rolled over and flipped him off of you. "Oof." He grunted as he fell on his ass. "F/N." He whined. "What do you want?" You asked. "You know what I want!" He whined, standing up. You rolled your eyes. "Come on pleeeaaaaase? I don't wanna have to lie about it to Ryu." He pleaded. "Then don't lie about it." You said with snark. Your boyfriend sighed and sat on the bed with you.
"But I'm your boyfriend." He said, sounding upset. "Well I'm on my period. I doubt having sex would be all that fun while I'm bleeding and I'm in constant pain." You said. Nishinoya sighed. "I guess you're right." He mumbled. "But as soon as it's over, let me know okay?! I'll buy candles and romantic music and maybe some handcuffs if I can afford them!" He said sounding excited. How can someone sound so innocent and child like after just saying he would buy handcuffs to have sex with you? You nodded and smiled.
"So now what?" He asked. "Maybe we can watch something." You proposed. "Oh! There's a new movie I wanted to see!" He said sounding happy. "Then let's go." You said and stood up. He took you by the hand and you both left to the theatre.
Later
You both left the theatre room. "That was so awesome!" Nishinoya shouted. "It was terrible, Yuu." You said. "What? It was LIFE CHANGING! My favourite character's Johny. He's my favourite customer." He said. "Johny's stupid. I liked Denny." You said. "Pfft! He was so dumb!" He said. "Well the movie was awful." You said, laughing. Nishinoya shook his head in disbelief.
As you were walking out, you noticed two familiar guys leaving the theatre of a kinky film. "Is that.... Hinata and Kageyama?" You asked. Nishinoya looked. "OH MY GOD!" He shouted. The setter and the shorty looked in your direction. "Fuck." Kageyama said trough his teeth as you and Nishinoya walked up to them.
"Well, well, well. Fancy meeting you here, KaGAYama and HOMOnata!" Nishinoya said. You laughed. "It's not what it looks like." Kageyama said while rolling his eyes. "Woah! Nishinoya-Senpai! Is this pretty girl your girlfriend?" Hinata said sounding astounded. You smiled. "That's right. Ain't she just the greatest?" Nishinoya bragged. "If she can put up with you, she must be." Kageyama said, smiling to himself at his remark. "Well yes. She's fantastic. I trust you're treating Hinata's asshole well." Nishinoya said with a smirk. You laughed into your fist. Kageyama gritted his teeth. "I don't get it." Hinata said, squinting. "We're not dating. Hinata told me this was the second instalment of Shrek the musical." Kegeyama explained. "Yeah. We ended up watching fifty shades of grey. Took me a while to figure out it wasn't Shrek the musical." Hinata said. "Okay I believe you." Nishinoya said. "Good. So don't tell anyone on the team ESPECIALLY Tsukishima!" Kageyama said and left with Hinata.
"I hope you tell Tsukishima what you saw here today." You said. "Yes. Remind me to do that." Nishinoya said and left the theatre with you.
Noya's House
"Hehehehe." He let out a maniacal laugh. "What is it?" You asked. "I'm about to text the Karasuno group chat. We always have fun conversations." Nishinoya explained. "Can I see?" You asked. "Of course! I would never deprive you of this." He said as he kissed your cheek.
Karasuno Group Chat (There should be a theme song)
Nishinoya
Sup bitches?!
Ukai
That's rude.
Tanaka
Hey, Noya. I'm guessing you and L/N finally got it on today. ;)
Daichi
Uhm. Ew.
Suga
Why do all our conversations have to lead to this topic?
Tsukishima
Cause Tanaka's dirty minded.
Yamaguchi
Haha.
Asahi
That's true.
Nishinoya
Well to answer your question, Ryu. It's a no.
Tanaka
Quoi?!
Suga
Hahahahaha.
Tsukishima
No one should be surprised.
Tanaka
OMG! Tell. Me. Everything.
Nishinoya
She's on her period.
Tsukishima
Or she just didn't want your tictac.
Nishinoya
Oh that's REAL mature, Tsukishima!
Tsukishima
You know it.
Kageyama
Haha. Nishinoya's lying! She wasn't on her period! We saw them BOTH at the theatre today!
Hinata
Yeah!
Suga
What? Girls can still leave the house while they are having their periods.
Daichi
Kageyama, Hinata. Do you even know what a menstruation cycle is?
Tanaka
Idiots!!
Asahi
Tanaka, last year you thought it was a kind of bicycle.
Nishinoya
You fucked up, Kageyama! You fucked up! Now you have fucked up! You forget that I have leverage over you and Hinata!
Kageyama
Oh shit.
Tsukishima
Is that tea that I smell? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do tell.
Nishinoya
Today we saw Hinata and Kageyama leaving the theatre of FIFTY SHADES OF GREY!
Suga
!!!!!
Daichi
!!!!!
Asahi
Good movie.
Tsukishima
Woah.
Tanaka
Are we just going to ignore that Asahi called 50 shades of grey a "good movie"?
Nishinoya
That's not important!
Tsukishima
It kind of is.
Asahi
I don't need to be judged. And neither do Hinata and Kageyama. So, they are curious about a relationship together. Let them be...
Hinata
Amen!
Kageyama
Don't agree with him, dumbass!
Yamaguchi
Kagayama, that wasn't very nice.
Tanaka
LMAO! Yamaguchi just wrote KaGAYama! HHAHAHHA!
Tsukishima
This is why I hang out with him and not the rest of you. At least his roasts are subtle.
Yamaguchi
(//∇//) Tsuki... You mean it?
Tsukishima
Don't let that go to your head.
Suga
This is crazy! I hope you don't mind but we need more opinions on this so... I invited three others.
Daichi
Who?
Bokuto, Aakashi and Kuroo have joined the group.
Bokuto
HEY HEY HEY!
Kuroo
Partaaaaaay!
Tsukishima
NO! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
Aakashi
Hello. Thank you for inviting us.
Tsukishima
He can stay.
Kuroo
Y U SO RUDE?
Bokuto
Tsuki so mean.
Nishinoya
Scroll up!
Kuroo
GHASP
Bokuto
Tsuki complimenting his boyfriend. So cute!!
Yamaguchi
Huh? I'm not his boyfriend! I'm not homosexual!
Tsukishima
Neither am I. And he likes Yachi.
Yamaguchi
Tsuki!
Ukai
Oooh I ship it!
Tanaka
Lol. You're lucky that Yachi doesn't use Facebook. If she did, she'd be part of this chat.
Yamaguchi
Please don't tell anyone.
Suga
Aaaaw
Daichi
So cute.
Nishinoya
Ugh! I came here to expose Hinata and Kageyama. Bye!
Kuroo
See ya.
Bokuto
#smalldickinoya That's a thing right?
Aakashi
Stop trying to make smalldickinoya happen.