[ day one ]
messages between bill and georgie
bill: WELL WHO THE FUCK IS IT???
georgie: iM nOt tElLiNg YoU hOe
bill: wHy NoT
georgie: bEcAuSe YoUd GeT mAd
bill: i cant possibly get mad if i don't like anyone??
georgie: yes yes i knOw but you hardcore ship this person with someone else
bill: oh shit are you interrupting a ship?
georgie: nonononononononono he obviously likes someone else
bill: ITS A BOY!?!??!?!
georgie: SUDDENLY I MUST GO
the losers' club
satan: GUYS BEN IS AT MY HOUSE AND HES BEING CUTE HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
blind old man: yall fucking?
spicy hot spaghetti: youre so lucky that i cant kick you out.
beaverly: we love reddie angst and soft sten
jorts: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fully grown male specimen: NONNONONONONONONONNO
fully grown male specimen: BILL STOP ISTG
eggboy: SHIT IM BACK WHATS HAPPENING
jorts: GUSYGSUGSYSGSYUSGUYSGYUSGUYGSUYSGYUGSYUGSUYGSUYSGYUGSYUGSYUSGUYSGUYGSYUGSUYSGUY
fully grown male specimen: BILL NO NO NO NO
jorts: IM SCREAMING SJLDSHOUWEUBFIU3BOIEW
fully grown male specimen: IMGOINGTOFUCKINGKILLYOU
jorts: CHILDREN GEORGIE HAS A CRUSH
fully grown male specimen: nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
jorts: ON A M A L E
fully grown male specimen has left "the losers' club"
blind old man has added fully grown male specimen to "the losers' club"
blind old man: BITCH YOU BEST BE TELLIN US
fully grown male specimen:
spicy hot spaghetti: YUOU WERE COMPLAINING NOT TEN MINUTES AGO THAT YOU SHOULDNT BE NAMED CHILD BECAUSE YOU WERE tHiRtEeN
beaverly: CMON GEORGIE WE WONT MAKE FUN OF YOU I SWARE
fully grown male specimen: STAN WILL
satan: WHAT THE FUCK I CAN BE NICE TOO
farmboy: are you quite sure about that?
jorts: GUYS SHUT UP AND HELP ME FIGURE OUT WHO HE LIKES
satan: FINE,,,, GEORGIE,,,,, WHAT GRADE ARE THEY IN
fully grown male specimen: i am nOT TELLING YOU ANYTHING
blind old man: i will change your name back to child.
fully grown male specimen: NONONOFINEHESINHIGHSCHOOL
blind old man: oOoOOOoOoOoO gEorGiE LiKeS oLdEr MeN
fully grown male specimen: HOP OFF MY DICK
beaverly: are they a junior?
fully grown male specimen: no.
jorts: sophomore??
fully grown male specimen: I ONLY KNOW WHAT JUNIOR MEANS IM NOT SMART
jorts: fiNE ARE THEY IN THEIR SECOND YEAR OF HIGHSCHOOL????
fully grown male specimen: gOtTa BlAsT sOrRy KiDs
farmboy: YOUR ASS IS LUCKY YOURE IN 8TH GRADE OR ELSE YOU WOUDNT HAVE A CHANCE
fully grown male specimen: HEY HES ONLY THREE YEARS OLDER THAN ME GTFO
farmboy: SO HES SIXTEEN??
fully grown male specimen: i suddenly cannot read
spicy hot spaghetti: GEORGIE SHUT UP THAT WOULD BE ADORABLE
fully grown male specimen: nO BE QUIET EDDIE
spicy hot spaghetti: WELL DESCRIBE HIM TO US
spicy hot spaghetti: I MEAN- YOU DONT HAVE TO TELL US WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE BUT DESCRIBE TO ME HOW HE MAKES YOU FEEL AND WHAT YOU LIKE ABOUT HIM AND- JUST BE SOFT PLEASE
fully grown male specimen: FINE FINE
fully grown male specimen: well hes really cute?? even though hes in highschool hes not that taller than me and i think that's adorable snunefn9u. he really loves everyone even if he doesn't always show and i think that's amazing. he always helps me with things and he looks gorgeous in the sun- like the lights hit his eyes and it shows the golden specks that are usually hidden in the brown and i want to kiss him so bad but i cANT because i think that he likes someone else and that person probably likes him back and im really jealous of the person he likes to have such a beautiful person love them but i cant change it.
farmboy: THAT WAS THE CUTEST SHIT IVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE TRY AND STOP ME
eggboy: IM SCREAMING FNDU9N94439F804N
satan: but if you don't know for sure that he doesn't like you, why do you say that you don't have a chance?
fully grown male specimen: well he always talks about this other person and theyre always together no matter what they do and i guess its cute,,,, like i want to be happy for him if he does like this other person but its really hard bc im so jealous
blind old man: well at least we know one thing from that,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
blind old man: HE HAS BROWNISH GOLD EYES
fully grown male specimen: FUCK DID I SAY THAT-
fully grown male specimen: gOtTa ZoOm
jorts: georgie nO
spicy hot spaghetti: jUsT tElL uS iM gEtTiNg AnXioUs yOu HoE
fully grown male specimen: NeVeR
satan: CMON GEORGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WE WANNA KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW
beaverly: WE WONT TELL ANYONEEEEEEEEEE
fully grown male specimen: theres no one to tell anywayS,, BUT NO YOU GOTTA GUESS
blind old man: i give uP
blind old man: itll spill eventually
eggboy: true.
eggboy: BUT I WANNA KNOW NOW.
fully grown male specimen has left "the losers' club"
jorts: dAMNIT you guys scared him oFF
beaverly: well excuse me BiLliAm
beaverly: i believe youre the one who wanted help in the FiRsT pLaCe
jorts: FINE
spicy hot spaghetti: i think we should leave him alone for a little bit,,, i don't want him to be mad at us \:
satan: i agree,,, mad georgie isn't exactly the best georgie
farmboy: well that took a good five or ten minutes,,,, whats up?
eggboy: before bill started screaming at us stan was calling me cute
satan: YOURE ADORABLE BEN HANSCOM HERES A RING POP
eggboy: HE ACTUALLY GAVE ME A RING POP HSDUONFIPH89RFE
beaverly: aaaAAAWWWW YOU GUYS WOULD BE SO CUUUTE
blind old man: you think everyone would be cute, bev
beaverly: fUCK OFF
jorts: i still like reddie better smh
spicy hot spaghetti: SHOVE OFF BILL STEN IS SUPERIOR
satan: but what about beddie ;)
beaverly: YALL HOP OFF OF OUR DICKS EDDIES GAY FOR A CERTAIN SOMEONE
spicy hot spaghetti: I AM GOING TO CASTRATE YOU IF YOU DONT SHUT YOUR GODDMAN MOUTH BEVERLY
blind old man: WHO IS IIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
beaverly: wHy dO yOu WaNnA kNoW, rIcHaRd?
spicy hot spaghetti: STOP HARASSING EVERYONE BEV
farmboy: its a threesome
spicy hot spaghetti: id rather not stick my dick into either of those two thank you very much
spicy hot spaghetti: tbh id fuck mike though hes hot
farmboy: its not a threesome anymore hoes i stole your man
blind old man: HSLNDUONROEI NO IM NOT FUCKING BEV
blind old man: stanley?
eggboy: NO STAN IS MY MAN FUCK OFF
satan: i love my ring pop boyfriend
beaverly: so no one in this groupchat is actually dating,, right?
jorts: right,,,, everyone just acts like they are
beaverly: got it because that was getting confusiNg
spicy hot spaghetti: anyways,,,, mike is hot and fuckable yes pleAse
farmboy: eddies a full course meal here children
blind old man: SEXT SOMEWHERE ELSE CHILDREN
beaverly: is someone jEaLoUs?!1
eggboy: i think someone is ;;;;))))))))
blind old man: i am nOT its just gross i guess
satan: hAH SAYS YOU WHO TRIES TO SEXT EDDIE ALL THE GODDAMN TIME
blind old man: i do NOT HOW OFFENSIVE
spicy hot spaghetti: richie is lying
farmboy: HSNKLDNUB4UB4DHBUEWHUFEO
farmboy: eddie why don't you come over and we can have some fun ;)
spicy hot spaghetti: GASP DOES FUN MEAN WE CAN FEED THE CHICKENS????
farmboy: YES YES AND YES GET OVER HERE
spicy hot spaghetti: IM ZOOMING
beaverly: theyre so soft i cant :')
beaverly: i am a proud mother of all of the ships in this chat that do not include me
jorts: i don't think anyone ships you with anyone other than ben,,,, but hes married to stan i think?
eggboy: indeed i am
satan: we can ship her with barney
ruth: HOLD ON A FUCK EL SCORCHO JUST CAME ON AND IM FUCKING CRYING
ruth has left "the losers' club"
beaverly: what the hell
satan: anyway
satan: bev x barney,, my otp
blind old man: YES THAT WOULD BE GORGEOUS
jorts: i love it
beaverly: i-
beaverly: i am NOT going to date that,,, thing
satan: HSNKSANKSLDNISNLSNSLSNLS HOW DARE YOU OFFEND YOUR HUSBAND
beaverly: HES AN UGLY PIECE OF FUCK I DIVORCED WITH BARNEY
eggboy: my otp = my notp
blind old man: rip barnverly
beaverly: oh my god even the ship name is disgusting
jorts: it is noT
farmboy: eddie just got to the farm and hes leaning over the fence and pointing at the chickens and its just reminding me of the "look at all those chickens" vine
satan: HNSKNDKNEWIODIOE MOOD
beaverly: lOoK aT aLl tHoSe cHiKaNs
satan: i mis georgieee, can we add him back now eddieeee??
spicy hot spaghetti: why not. richie, that's your cue
blind old man has added fully grown male specimen to "the losers' club"
beaverly: WE WONT BOTHER YOU ABOUT YOUR CRUSH ANYMORE I PROMISE WE JUST MISSED MISSED YOU
fully grown male specimen: fine
fully grown male specimen: so whats happened since i left?
jorts: eddie is at mikes farm and theyre looking at chickens, bev broke up with barney, richie is jealous of mike, stan proposed to ben with a ring pop, kasplon is probably canon, beverly is a mother of ships, mike and eddie were sexting;; basically a lot of kasplon
fully grown male specimen: well how gorgeous is that?
farmboy: ikr
ruth: GUYS TWO HEADS BY COLEMAN HELL JUST CAME ON IM CRYING
ruth has left "the losers' club"
beaverly: oh yeah and that random person keeps popping up i dunno what her problem is
spicy hot spaghetti: GUYS OMFG IM GOING TO DIE MIKE JUST FELL INTO A HUGE PILE OF HORSE SHIT
satan: PICTURES
spicy hot spaghetti: [two images attached]
eggboy: BAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAH
blind old man: WHAT IN THE HECKING HELL
fully grown male specimen: THE FUCK DID HE DO???
spicy hot spaghetti: HE WAS TRYING TO IMPRESS ME BY ATTEMPTING TO DO A CARTWHEEL AND WHEN HE FINALLY DID IT HE GOT DIZZY SO HE TRIED TO GRAB ONTO THE FENCE NEXT TO HIS FOR SUPPORT BUT HE MISSED THE FENCE AND WENT STRAIGHT INTO THE PILE OF FUCKING POOP
beaverly: IM GOING TO SPLIT MY STOMACH IN HALF IM LAUGHING SO HARD
jorts: HES SO STUID BAJBAHBAHBAHBAHAHHAHAH
spicy hot spaghetti: NOW HES CRYING I HAVE TO GO HELP MY BABY BYE
fully grown male specimen: have fun
messages between bill and richie
bill: fuck
bill: richie
bill: i think georgie likes the same person that you do