Tumblr: @avengerschatroom
Steve has created a chatroom.
Steve has invited Y/N.
Steve: Hi, love. If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d have one dollar. Because you never leave my mind.
Y/N: Hey, Steve. Awwww, that’s so sweet!
Steve: Call me Captain.
Y/N: …Okay, Captain. ;)
Steve: Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Loki has joined the chat.
Loki: You were doing so well and then you messed it up.
Steve: Were you spying on the chat?!
Loki has added Thor.
Loki: Look at this mortal. Teach him how to seduce a woman.
Y/N: It was a good line, Loki. Leave him alone.
Loki: WHERE IS THE POETRY? SERENADING? Honestly, you mortals have the worst mating rituals.
Thor: But brother, Steve is doing well! Or should I say, Captain?
Loki: NO THOR DON’T CALL HIM THAT!
Y/N: Omg
Steve: Please don’t call me Captain, Thor.
Loki: How can you be so smart at times and then revert to buffoonery?!
Tony has joined the chat.
Tony: I was waiting for our dear oblivious Thor to say something stupid.
Steve: YOU TOO?!
Tony: Who taught you to flirt? I am ashamed… To call you CAPTAIN of this team.
Y/N: help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
Nat has joined the chat.
Nat: Why is Y/N lying on the floor and laughing, although the laughing sounds like she’s dying?
Nat: HOW CUTE!
Loki: It’s disgusting!
Nat: I’ve never seen Steve flirt before, it’s adorable! Who knew our CAPTAIN was such a charmer?
Steve: Someone put me out of my misery.
Tony: I can arrange that.
Loki: I can arrange that.
Tony: I SAID IT FIRST
Loki: JUST BECAUSE YOU TYPE FASTER THAN ME DOES NOT MEAN I DIDN’T THINK IT FIRST!
Thor: How come everyone may call Steve Captain but me?
Nat: It’s so rare to see Steve and Y/N flirt. Now I know why though. It’s adorable, the two of you, but the appendix line is just…
Y/N: Okay, everyone leave my boyfriend alone. It was a cute line :)
Loki: WHAT DARK SORCERY HAVE YOU CAST UPON Y/N, STEVE?
Thor: BROTHER, IS SHE CURSED? SAVE HER!
Loki: Shut up, Thor.
Nat has added Bucky, Sam, Clint.
Nat: Look at how cute Steve and Y/N are!
Bucky: STEVEN GRANT ROGERS.
Steve: Here we go…
Bucky: I AM PROUD OF YOU, FLIRTING AND ALL!
Steve: Oh. Thanks?
Sam: WTF STEVE WE CALL YOU CAPTAIN ON MISSIONS
Clint: Ignoring what Sam just pointed out, that is sweet!
Clint has added Pietro, Wanda.
Steve: Please stop adding everyone.
Clint has added Bruce, Vision.
Steve: STOP, PLEASE
Clint has added T’Challa, Scott.
Steve: DAMMIT CLINT!
Clint has added Peter.
Steve: What have I done to deserve this?
Pietro: CAP IN THE STREETS, CAPTAIN IN THE SHEETS!
Scott: Could I get that on a shirt?
Y/N: No.
Scott: As a gift for the CAPTAIN.
Steve: No.
Wanda: You and Y/N should flirt more in public! Don’t hide your relationship from us! It is sooooo sweet!
Pietro: Right… Sweet. That’s putting it mildly.
Peter: Well I for one would think of my significant other a million + times.
Tony: Why?
Peter: Money.
Tony: Right, I forget that not everyone is a billionaire like me.
Bruce: This is too good to be true.
Steve: Will I ever hear the end of this?
Bruce: Never.
Loki: I have “screenshotted” this. We will never let you live this down.
Vision: I am surprised, Steve. One should keep their personal life out of the field. This is highly inappropriate of you.
Y/N: You’re just mad cause you’ve called him captain before.
Vision: Yes. I feel… Words cannot express my mortification.
Steve: Your mortification? THINK ABOUT HOW I FEEL
Peter: Hey Bruce can you help me with a project I’m working on?
Bruce: Sure.
Peter: Thanks.
Peter has left the chat.
Bruce has left the chat.
Tony: Excuse me… Why didn’t he ask me?!
Y/N: Because Bruce doesn’t flirt with his aunt.
Tony: I WILL HELP WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR NOT.
Tony has left the chat.
Steve: Nat, can you please make sure Tony doesn’t anger Bruce?
Nat: No. Scott, you go.
Scott: What? Why me?
Nat: It is a vital part of your training. The next stage. I think you’re ready.
Scott: Oh. Okay then. I’ll do my very best!
Scott has left the chat.
Nat: So gullible.
Clint: Everyone has commented except for T’Challa.
T’Challa: That’s because I’m both disgusted and amazed at the cuteness of Y/N and Steve at the same time.
Sam: YOU’VE CALLED HIM CAPTAIN THOUGH, REMEMBER WHEN YOU TRIED TO MURDER BUCKY
Sam: It’s a shame you didn’t though
T’Challa: So? There is a clear difference, when Y/N says it and when we say it.
Sam: How are you so calm?
Bucky: HE’S SO T’CHILL. SAM YOU SHOULD LEARN FROM T’CHALLA, YOU T’CHICKEN.
Sam: Fight him.
T’Challa: Tag team?
Sam: I’ll get my wings.
Bucky: No guys wait
Bucky: I was joking
Bucky has been disconnected.
T’Challa has left the chat.
Sam has left the chat.
Y/N: Mmmm watcha saaaay
Y/N: Steve, go save him.
Steve: But we have plans! It’s movie night!
Y/N: Our plans can wait.
Steve: I’ll miss you. Do I have to?
Y/N: Your pal. Your buddy. Your Bucky.
Steve: You have convinced me. I’ll bring back some chocolate. I love you!
Y/N: I love you too!
Steve has left the chat.
Pietro: Is it possible to get diabetes from witnessing something so cute?
Clint: Is it possible for you to even feel emotions?
Pietro has left the chat.
Clint: AND NOW I’M THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. THANKS, PIETRO.
Clint has left the chat.
Loki: Well, I guess it just leaves me and you ladies.
Thor: I am still here, brother.
Loki: Is it so hard… To just have one thing in my favor?
Vision: I am also still present.
Nat: Well, Loki is creepy so I’m going to go. Bye.
Nat has left the chat.
Wanda: Yeah.
Wanda has left the chat.
Y/N: I should lab sit for Tony… I’m totally not going to go mess with his stuff since he’s gone.
Loki: Perhaps I can join you? Lab sitting requires two people and I’m definitely not going to mess with his stuff as well.
Y/N: I would need help… for the lab sitting. We are both innocent. We would never prank him.
Loki: Of course. Why would we do that?
Y/N has left the chat.
Loki has left the chat.
Thor: Did…
Thor: Hold on…
Thor: Did my brother and Y/N just become close friends?
Vision: They always were. I even helped them swap Mjolnir with a fake.
Vision has left the chat.
Thor: IT’S A FAKE? I HAVE BEEN MOURNING FOR TEN DAYS OVER THE LOSS OF MJOLNIR! DAMN YOU, LOKI! But not Lady Y/N, she is too kind and is obviously under the bad influence of my brother.
Thor has left the chat.