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kun @koolkatkun
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yeona
can you tell your
bitchass friend tO
STOP BLOCKING ME
taeyong
he blocked you
again?!?!?!?!?
yeona
YES IM SO ANNOYED
IM ACTUALLY GONNA
FUCKING CHOKE HIM
HES SO EXTRA
taeyong
choke me instead ;)
yeona
i sure will bitch
yeona
until you turn purple
taeyong
i
taeyong
so uh WHY DID HE
BLOCK YOU
taeyong
AGAIN
yeona
I JUST ASKED HIM WHY
HE DOESN'T WANT ME
TO CALL HIM DOODOO
yeona
AND BITCH GETTING
TRIGGERED FOR NO
REASON?!¿!?!¿!?!¿!
taeyong
OHHHHH okay i
understand now
yeona
wow
yeona
ok so
taeyong
so?
yeona
why is he gETTING
TRIGGERED?!
taeyong
well cause, who
wouldn't be
yeona
aMEricA EXPLAIN
taeyong
actually i'm from seoul
but i know someone from
america who can help you
if you're really confused
yeona
BIT CH
yeona
NOW UR GETTING
ME TRIGGERED
taeyong
girl calm down
it aint a big deal
yeona
AINT A BIG DEAL
???????????????????
taeyong
yep
yeona
IT IS A BIG DEAL
yeona
IMFUCKNGIWE HYPERVENTILATING,
VEINS POPPIN AND EVERYTHING
BC OF TWO RANDOM STRANGERS
yeona
you know what nvm ill
just block you goodbye
taeyong
WAIT WHAT NO
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO HELP MEEEEEEE
yeona
bTICH GET SOME OTHER
HOE TO HELP YOU CAUSE
THIS HOE DONT WANNA
TALK TO YOU ANYMORE
taeyong
YOU PROMISED
YOU WOULD HELP
yeona
YEAH I PROMISED ONLY
IF THAT DOODOO HEAD
WOULD UNBLOCK ME BUT
LAST TIME I CHECKED IM
STILL FOOKING BLOCKED
taeyong
WILL YOU HELP ME IF
HE UNBLOCKS YOU?!?!?
yeona
YE S
taeyong
ALRIGHT THEN
taeyong
B R FUCKING B
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doyoung
what the fuck
is this dog shit?
yeona
this...? this is how
you want to do it?
you fooking idiot
taeyong
great! glad everyone's
in a great mood
doyoung
tf is asscrack doing here?
yeona
is this bitch serious?
yeona
i called you ONE name
and this bitch is calling
me ass names like its cute
doyoung
oh would you prefer shithead
instead? fits your personality
and your profile picture >:)
yeona
you little shit
doyoung
actually no thats you
yeona
bITCHASS HOE MUTHERFUCKING
COCK SUCKER SUCK MY COCK DICKHEAD
taeyong
WOAH WOAH CALM DOWN
taeyong
I DID NOT ADD YOU GUYS
HERE SO YALL CAN FIGHT
taeyong
I BROUGHT YOU GUYS HERE
SO YOU CAN MEND WOUNDS
AND FORGIVE EACH OTHER
yeona
honestly i dont think i can
spend any second longer
with this fucktard
doyoung
same goes for you, slut
yeona
YOU HOE
doyoung
ACTUALLY NO THATS YOU
taeyong
YOU GUYS ARE SO
ANNOYING OMFG
taeyong
CAN YALL JUST TAKE
A CHILL PILL
taeyong
DOYOUNG YOU BITCH RELAX
doyoung
FUCK OFF MATE
taeyong
SHE CALLED YOU A NAME
AND DIDNT KNOW THE
MEANING BEHIND IT AND
YOU'RE ATTACKING HER
FOR NO REASON
taeyong
DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT
doyoung
i mean i do bUT
SHE CALLED ME
THAT TWICE
yeona
I TOLD YOU IT WAS
AU-TO-CO-RR-EC-TO
yeona
WHY WOULD I DO
THAT ON PURPOSE
yeona
I EVEN APOLOGIZED
TO YOU
doyoung
THAT IS TRUE BUT I
THOUGHT YOU WERE
TRYING TO TRIGGER ME
ON PURPOSE
yeona
WELL I WASNT
yeona
HERE SINCE YOU'RE
ACTING LIKE A PUSSY
THEN ILL APOLOGIZE
AGAIN
yeona
i am sorry DOYOUNG
taeyong
great! now what do
you say, doyoung?
doyoung
.......... alright fine,
i accept your apology
doyoung
and im sorry too
taeyong
AYY THATS THE SPIRIT BOYS
yeona
bitch
taeyong
and bitch
yeona
so i know this is a bit
too early for me to ask
you this but um....
doyoung
oof you want to know why
i hate that word, right?
yeona
yea :3 but if you dont
want to talk about it
then its okay
doyoung
no.. its okay
doyoung
taeyong explain to her
doyoung
i.... i cant bare to
remember that day...
taeyong
pft o kay
taeyong
so it all started in
kindergarten
yeona
oH is that why you got
triggered when i said
5 years old ...
doyoung
yip yip
taeyong
so doyoung here was a
bright, cheerful kid back
then
taeyong
was the kindest one around
yeona
honestly thats hard
to believe
taeyong
i know right
doyoung
okay continue dogshit
taeyong
and so, on one day bright sunny
afternoon, the bright sunny doyoung
and was outside playing tag with
the rest of his classmates
yeona
ohohoho continue
doyoung
he was until you spoke
yeona
ma dood i'm ready
to fight again
doyoung
bring it on dood
taeyong
please fight in your
own dms
taeyong
anyWAYS
taeyong
so this one pretty girl,
who was just as cheerful
as doyoung, was 'it'
taeyong
i also should mention
doyoung had the biggest
crush on her 👀
yeona
oh my heart 😊💖
doyoung
my poor five year
old heart.... 😔
taeyong
and well, i guess the girl had a
crush on him too, because she
chased him for the majority of
her 'it' position
taeyong
and when she finally caught him,
our little doyoung got super excited
taeyong
he was just a happy child at the
moment, gummy smile out and
everything
yeona
oH MY HEART 😄💞
doyoung
mines too.... 😩
taeyong
and well, being in his excited
state, he um... well
yeona
he what?
doyoung
jUST SPIT IT OUT ALREADY
I CANT BARE THIS ANY
LONGER
taeyong
he um.... he made a doodoo
in his pants from the excitement
yeona
oh... my heart 😓
doyoung
shitted on... 😥
taeyong
and everyone saw the stain
on his pants as he ran around,
chasing his crush back
taeyong
they all chanted
'doodoo pants! doodoo pants!'
taeyong
poor boy cried when he
found out, running to the
washroom to clean up his
doodoo
yeona
oh... 😢
doyoung
my heart 💔
taeyong
and so, everyday up until
high school, he was called
'that doodoo guy'
taeyong
and his crush? vanished
from his sight and was soon
spotted hanging out with the
first graders
yeona
ouch
doyoung
it was a grey time in my life
doyoung
this is why i dont like
talking about it
yeona
i understand that now...
doyoung
i actually thought you were
from my elementary school
when you called me that
doyoung
i thought you were one
of my past bullies
doyoung
i almost jumped out a
window from the 10th floor
yeona
i am so sorry doyoung,
i would've never called you
that if i knew the backstory
yeona
and damn, was that a
backstory
taeyong
SEE I TOLD YOU THAT
SHE DIDNT KNOW
doyoung
wELL I APOLOGIZED OKAY
doyoung
um so... are we cool now, yeona?
doyoung
i just unblocked you, if that
makes you feel any better
yeona
oh we are
yeona
for sure
taeyong
AYYY YOU BOTH ARE ON
GOOD TERMS WOOOOOOOOP
yeona
honestly i was pretty excited
to be friends with you when
we first dm'd but i guess we
started off on the wrong foot
doyoung
yeaa tru
doyoung
well good thing tea here
decided to mend us back
together
yeona
yea! thanks tea! ^^
taeyong
you both are fucking
bitch ass whores who
suck dick on the streets
and then suck their toes
as a complimentary gift
doyoung
feelin the love
yeona
i see why you get paid
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