pitbull x reader

By ih8hornypeople

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dale! More

uhhh, fuck
gay
pitbull™
oh right, we're still shopping
pitbull
thsi si so sad

still shopping boiz

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By ih8hornypeople

pitbull 🐶🐕 bought 💲💲😮🤑some tide 🌊pods bcs hes ♂ a 😃fucking😏 normie🙄...
"xDXDXD IMMA DO THE TIDEPOD CHANGLELGELE x3333 DO U NAOW🤔 DE WAE 😂🎭 XDDD SOMEBODY➡👦 TOUCHA👐 MY👉👦👈 SPAGHET 🍝🍝!1!1!"

im sorry, this isn't funny, especially if i'm using them ironically...

"jesus⛪christ, somebody put this man🚹 down⬇️ for christ's📿🙏⛪ sake." trump🌽 said🗣, HITTING🎯👊 THAT MFING T-POSE 😂😂😂😂👌👌👌DEEZ NUTS🥜 LOLOLOLOL😂😂😃 "MAKE💄 AMERICA🇺🇸😨🌭 GREAT ✔️👀AGAIN🔁 😩😩🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🌎🌎"

"I FUCKING LOVE😍😘❤ HENTAI😶😖😳 HELL👿😈 YEAH😄" Pink Guy👦 moaned😩 as he penetrated🙈 the fucking shopping🛍 cart🛒 full💯 of froot 🍇🍌 snaccs.

"nAnI tHE FUCk😑???" A sad☹ crying😭😢 catto 🐈 screeched😲 as he♂ dropped⬇️ his balls⚽️🏐.

"what ❓ the actual fuck😫 did your👉 book 📖📕 turn🔁↪ into?" minecraft steve asked❓❔.

"ur table uhh🤔 homoflexible🏳️‍🌈 💪💪" i said as I FUCKING HIT👊 THE NAE NAE 👋 ON THAT LITTLE🐜️ SHIT💩

mine⛏craft steve was slain 🗡 by👋 keefsfeet💀💀 😔

NO 🙅🚫 MORE ➕ MINECRAFT ⛏⛏⛏💎💎

WE 👥 PLAYING 🎮🆒 ROBLOX NOW 😲😨

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