jimin
can i come over?
taehyung
did i miss the part where i said we're friends? because i don't remember that
jimin
tae
jimin
please
taehyung
fucking fine
taehyung
but if i find out you're planning something to humiliate me, i'm gonna murder you at my place and bury your body in the backyard
jimin
do i truly have to humiliate you to be murdered? can't i just be murdered already
taehyung
uh
jimin
be there in ten
taehyung
do you even know where i live
jimin
we take the same bus together of course i know you live five blocks away from me