DANGANRONPA IN A NUTSHERRU 2D...

By LitVampires

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My naME IS MIoDA ANd I REally WaNna DIe- and a one and a two and a one two three Fxck this and Fxck that and ... More

WELCOME TO HELL NUMERO DOS
JUMP IN THE CAAC
choking noises
sanic senpai
If I was in V3 I'd be a survivor
pringlezz
cosplaying for dummies
why am I always caught up in the most awkward stories
HANGERY GAMESZZZ
TAG IN MA GUCCI BAG
screaming cowboys
tHEY wErE RoOMATESS
fricker doodles don't eat my noodles
A POTatO flEw ArOuNd mA RoOM bEfORe yOu caMe-
thx 4 checking in but I'm still a piece of garbage~
video gamezzz
changing rooms & the horrors within
hide your pantsu
eat my children
shota shota airando
ya like JAAAAZZZZ?!?
love me
I'm going to hopes peak academy
teen life is thug lyfe 2.0
tags in ur nightmares
D E S P A I R C I T O
LooK At thIs GRaPH
i sold my soul for a dorito
WHaT a LOvelY dAy
terrifyingly concerning
THIS IS MY LIFE
AND I DON'T GIVE A DAMN-
my burning chemistry class
ravioli ravioli don't lewd the trap boioli
IT'S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAN-
HHHHHHHHHH
Yo my dudes
STOP get some help
FliP Her OFF THe TrAIN
Lit
Google is a liar
Sadistic!
letting out my inner nerd + OTPiss
Mioda.exe has stopped responding
don't touch yellow snow
screaming is fun
if the next train arrives at 12.30, what is the weight of an elephant?
let's kill eachother
YEEEEEEEE-
Why am I still awake tho?
it has been done
multi-cultural madness
fax machine vored my orphan friends
tide pods are yum
LALALALALALAA K I L L T H E M
Loli D
lenny face free
whAT'S WrOng wiTh a biT oF MeI MEi?!?
mcnuggies killed Luke Skywalker
AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa
quick gimmie a seizure
heeby jeebies intensify
I see 6 everywhere
FaTHer I CraVe cheDDaR
H - H E W W O ?
Mioda has a mental breakdown
This is the worlds end shall we do the one, two
how do snakes 69
LONG TIME NO SEE
bUllsHxt iNTUitIoN
C A L C I U M D R E A M
SHIBUYA DOWNTOWN + eye reveal and it's not actually clickbait wot
hands off my pot noodle you twink
this is for father preston
MAMAAAA JUST KILLED A MAAANNN
in the name of sodium chloride I will kill this pet if it's the last thing I do
Ame is a bully
shooketh to the coreth
Y'ALL READY FOR THIS
it's free real estate
Michał, Orrin & Ame CHILL OUT
santa = satan
bullying siri
sO hOW wAs iT
i'M rEaLly fEeliNG iT
LUNAME
O O P S
fuckin shit dude

I want to stab airports with hello kitty pencils

137 9 42
By LitVampires

HHHHHHHH

IM ALIVE

BARELY

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

stfu Yuki n get off my bed

He fell 

Lol cri

ANYWAY

We were at the airport in ENgRaNd and just a wee bit early

And by wee bit I mean 3 HOURS

THERE WAS AN HOUR DELAY

Waited in the gate for a long time

Then lots of people started coming and the seats were running out

Yuui and I were saving a seat cUz sOmEOnE coUgh Yuki CoUgh went to the toilet at literally the worst time

Yuui: Lots of people are coming this way! How are we supposed to save this seat for stupid Yuki?!?

Mioda: I KNOW! Let's just talk in our home language and people will think we don't know EngRISh... oh someone's coming quick-

Yuui in diff lang: I see dead people

Mioda in diff lang: Skittles are gay

Yeah somehow this worked

Then as soon as we got on the plane there was an extra 2 hour delay CUZ OF STORMS 

I was sitting with Yuki and Yuui of course buuuut

Unfortunately behind us there were three th0tS...

I was speaking in a different language with my cousins so the th0ts TH0T that we didn't know English 

I don't remember what they said exactly but it was something liiike...

TH0T 1: Omg that guy is front of you is kinda cute

TH0T 2: Pfft no I have a bf stupid

TH0T 3: Ugh I wish he spoke English and then I wouldn't need to still be single... I mean can you believe (a name) broke up with me? 

They kept taking like that while us three were trying our best not to burst out laughing

Eventually when the plane landed Yuui got up, turned around and said,

"You talk quite loudly ya know..."

Then the th0ts wheezed for a long time 

Yuki was pretty uncomfortable which was one of the funniest that things ever 

He was just slowly sinking down in his seat throughout the journey

OH AND THERE WAS AN ECLIPSE

SO BEHOLD MY RUBBISH CAMERA SKILLS

Yeah I had a window seat

Yuki made fun of my skills

I know he was just jealous tho

So I let him t r y

Even worse

He just grabbed my phone and flopped down over on my side and took t h a t

Yeah

Where's the SHSL photographer when you need her?

Not here

Yuui says I'm the ultimate sadist

I D K H O W T H O : D

I will never see Hifumi's ahogay the same way again

Looking good Junkie

Eww C O F F E E

Dead chocolate 

I'm broken


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