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Firestar doesnt like waffles
Prickly pear
Um no title
Brambleclaw never liked Squirelflight
A condition
Longtail is sad
Jaypaw cant see
Brambleclaw works at Burger king
The end
I decided
Im a mucisian
A double name
A Gathering
Neonclan
Business competition
Death of a pancake
Sorry
Average day in Riverclan
Popsicles
Average day in Thunderclan
Jayfeather teaches a lesson
Average day in Windclan
Average day in Shadowclan
Raggedstar has rag
Average day in Nyanclan
Which clan?
Warrior generater
OMSC
Time for Stanleys point of view
A Thunderclan crisis
In Windclan..
Hey dont forget Firestar
Funny names
Talk show
Firestar comes back
The purple rabbit
HEYO BLACKY
Blackstar gets a lesson
A swag gaythering
Im baaaackkk
OMSC AGAIN
Thunderclan discussing
The clan games
A saving
I realized
In Riverclan
A Marriage
Tigerkits fury
A checkup
A trade
Cloudtail goes deaf
Would you rather? Warrior cats quiz
Unmoving elevater
A KIT SHOW
Back to hotel
Therapy lessons
Another gathering of nothing
How Tigerstar died. Twice.
Firestar cant swim
This....is....Tigerstar
Firestars story
Shadowclan meets the square
Riverclans invention
Onestar doesnt like jello
But he's not insane!!
The Derp attack
The odd BATTLE
Duspelt the stripper
Sol has no friends
FireHolmes
Brambleclaw teaches Berrypaw
Riverclan goes to Party city
Cloudtails birthday
Blackstar doesnt like Pachelbel
Hawkfrost goes on a date
When Firestar and Tigerstar eat catnip
The devilish kit
Onestar the snowman
When THUNDERCLAN eats catnip
Karaoke night!
Devilkits Plans
THANKZ
Greystripe's suspicion
Firestars play
I forgot
Riverclan goes to the beach
Thunderclans field trip
HAYYYY
Onestar gets arrested
Firestars new pet
Quick note
GOIN' TO COURT
Ravenpaw and Barley's Song
Which mate?
Getin' Ready For Halloween!
Warning
Im bacckkkk
Halloween Problems
Halloween Parttyyyy
Skyclan..can't fly..
Tigerstars and Sashas journey
Ships?
Firestar..can..fly?
Lionblaze and Jayfeather
Dark Furriest camp
Tigerstar dates again
Tigerstar goes hunting
Tawnykits an ugly baby
Tigerclaw was an awful father
Tigerclaw is the creepy guy from Thunderclan
Firestar meets a horse
THE RANDOM FAIL
Onestar goes to the hospital
Firestar & Skittles
Cloudtails comedy act
Flirt with Tigerstar Day
Malk
666
The Snickers
The Funeral
Two Losts and a Gathering

When The Dark Furriest eats catnip

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Hawkfrost: OYE!

Darkstripe: *wakes up* I'm asleep X.x

Hawkfrost: NO YOU'RE NOT!

Darkstripe: >.> yes I am

Hawkfrost: *sits on Darkstripe* WAKE UP!!!

Tigerstar: *walks in* WHERE IS ALL THE COFFEE-? O.o um what are you doing?

Hawkfrost: uhh sitting on Darkstripe, why? C:

Darkstripe: get off me! *pushes off*

Hawkfrost: *runs away crying* :'( there's nothing interesting here! ;( *runs through a clearing with a dinosaur eating pie with a birthday hat on* ohhhh I wish something INTERESTING would happen. *collapses in a patch of Catnip* O: *takes catnip and goes back to Tigerstar*

Darkstripe: I DONT KNOW WHERE THE COFFEE WENT!

Tigerstar: OH, SO YOU STOLE THE PIZZA AS WELL?!

Darkstripe: I DIDNT SAY THAT!!

Tigerstar: SO YOU THINK I'M UGLY?

Darkstripe: DUDE I NEVER SAID ANYTHING OF THAT!

Tigerstar: LIES! YOU JUST SAID 'ANYTHING OF THAT'!

Darkstripe: IM NOT TALKING TO YOU FOR FIVE SECONDS! *looks away from Tigerstar for 5 seconds* so how are you? C:

Tigerstar: well I'm doing fine LOL

Hawkfrost: HIIIIIIII

Tigerstar: *sigh* whut?

Hawkfrost: I found some catnip!

Tigerstar: *turns crazy* GIVE ME THE CATNIP! *tackles*

Darkstripe: I WANT SOME CATNIP! *jumps into fight*

20 seconds of painful catnip fighting later

Tigerstar: HEHE. HEHE. HEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!

Hawkfrost: soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur! Happy kitty, Sleepy kitty, PURR PURR PURR!! :))))

Darkstripe: YO. YO. YO. YO YO YO! YO YO YO YO YO YO! YO YO! YO YOOOOO!!!!! YOOOOOO!!

Tigerstar: say yo one more time, and I'm going to take your head, right off your body.

Darkstripe: YOO!!!!!

Tigerstar: *attacks*

Hawkfrost: just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, just keep swimming!

Darkstripe: *tackles Hawkfrost* SHUT UP!!

Hawkfrost: AHHH I'VE BEEN FINNED!!! *runs away and climbs a tree* THIS IS THE DAY YOU WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER AS THE DAY YOU ALMOST CAUGHT, CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!

Darkstripe: OH SHUT UP YOU DRUNKEN PIRATE! *throws apples at Hawkfrost*

Hawkfrost: O.o he's a pirate?

~~~~~yayyy vote, follow, and comment about Hawkfrosts stupidity!

Would you rather:

A: be pelted with apples

B: get into a fight with Tigerstar over catnip

I'd rather A because, when Tigerstar wants hit catnip, he WANTS his catnip.

Quote of the day: if it carries Firehearts blood, it'll make a good clan cat. -Greystripe

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