"Really" Sid asked to Yuvi.
Yuvi - Haa yaar. Main to hairan hi reh gaya. Kya dhoya hai usne ladko ko phir kabhi kisi ladki se badtamizi nahi karenge.
Aadi - Or next number tera hai.
Yuvi - Mera kyu?
Aadi - Jis tarah se tu uske piche pada hai na bahut jald tujhe bhi wo acche se dho degi.
Yuvi - Main or uska picha.. no way. Main koi sachmuch ka Salim thodi na hu jo Anarkali ka picha karu.
Sid - Anarkali!
Yuvi - Haa Uska naam hai.
Sid - Aaj ke jamane me Anarkali naam kaun rakhta hai?
Yuvi - Mujhe bhi ajeeb laga per yahi Uska naam hai. Usne khud bataya mujhe.
Sid - duffer.. Anarkali naam humare dada ke time pe iconic name hua karta tha. Aaj kal aisa naam koi nahi rakhta. Saaf hai ladki ne tujhe apna naam galat bataya hai.
Yuvi - Per wo mujhe apna naam galat kyu batayegi? I mean naam hai bank account number nahi.
Aadi - Chalo isase do baatein to proof ho gayi 1st ye ki ladki sharif hai or smart bhi.
Yuvi - Or 2nd.
Aadi - Yahi ki tu kitna bada dumbo hai jo ye soch liya ki uska naam Anarkali hai.
Yuvi - Seriously yaar usne mujhe kitni aasani se bewkoof bana diya. Kitni chalu hoti hai aaj kal ki ladkiya.
Sid - Haa.. lekin her ladki ek jaisi nahi hoti. Ab Nitya ko hi le lo itni masoom hai ki her baar problem me hi pad jaati hai.
Yuvi - O.. to us problem queen ka naam Nitya hai. Aaj bhi mili thi?
Sid - Haa.. or again problem me thi.
Yuvi - Ye tum log jab bhi milte ho problem problem kyu khelte ho?
Sid - Tujhe pata nahi wo bahut problem me hai.
Yuvi - Accha puri kahani sun li. Date pe gaye the kya? I mean Problem date pe.
Sid - Shut up. Kuch bhi bolta rehta hai. Main uske saath date pe kyu jaunga? Aise hi beech pe mili thi mujhe.
Yuvi - Ok.. ok. Pata nahi Kaisi ladki hai humesha problem me hi hoti hai.
Sid - Bechari kya kare. Jaha jaati hai problem uske piche bhagti hai.
Yuvi - Or tu uske piche uski problem solve karne ke liye bhagta hai.
Sid - Yuvi... ab agar tune apni bakwas band nahi ki to pitega mujhse.
Yuvi - Dekha Aadi ye Sanyasi aaj ek ladki ke liye mujhe marne ki dhamki de raha hai. Galat kya kaha maine ladki hai ya problems ka address. Jaha jati hai problems bhagte huye uske piche pahuch jati hai.
Aadi - Uske piche to problems bhagte huye pahuchti hai lekin Kuch ladkiyo ko to problem me padne ki zaroorat hi nahi padti wo jaha jati hai khud hi problem create karti rehti hai like Ruhi.
Sid - Ruhi kaun?
Aadi - Wo... wahi ladki paper spray wali. Jaha jati hai waha ek problem create karti hai because she think I can do anything.
Yuvi - Kamal hai mere kal ke lecture ka itna asar hua ki aaj ladkiyo se unka naam puch kar aaye ho.
Aadi - Maine nahi pucha usne khud bataya hai.
Sid - Mujhe bhi.
Yuvi - Safayi kyu de rahe ho? Waise brothers mujhe lagta hai ki jis tarah se ye ladkiya hume aate jaate mil rahi hai kahi ye humari future partner to nahi.
Sid - No way. Aisa kuch nahi hai. Main shadi karunga to usi ladki se jisase mera dil mil jaye.
Aadi - Or mujhe to shadi karni hi nahi hai. Waise bhi us Ruhi ko office me hi jhelna mushkil hai agar ghar aa gayi to main to pagal ho jaunga.
Yuvi - Main to bus aise hi keh raha tha serious mat ho. Khair Aadi mujhe apna phone de na.
Aadi - Kyu?
Yuvi - Something important please de na.
Aadi - OK.
Yuvi takes Aadi mobile and goes outside and dial a number. Otherside Tiya receive the phone.
Tiya - Hello kaun?
Yuvi - Main tumhara aashiq jaanu.
Tiya - What?
Yuvi - Roz college me tumhe dekhte dekhte kab din guzar jata hai pata hi nahi chalta. Tumhari kali kali aankho me kho jane ko dil karta hai.
Tiya - Kya bakwas kar rahe ho. Tum ho kaun?
Yuvi - Kaha na tumhara aashiq Tina darling.
Tiya - Tina nahi Tiya. Galat number pe phone kar ke flirt karte ho badtamiz.
Yuvi - Haay... tum badtamiz bhi kehti ho to kitna cute lagta hai. Number to bilkul sahi hai. Aakhir bade dil se dhoondh nikala hai.
Tiya - Aye naam batao apna tumhe dhoondh ke tumhari shakal na bigad di to mera naam bhi Tiya nahi.
Yuvi - Naam kya hum apna biodata de dete hai. Apne mummy Papa ka single beta hu. Itna paisa hai ki tumhe roz alag alag places pe ghumane le ja sakta hu. Puri ki puri jewellery shop kharid sakta hu. Ab bolo kaha milna hai?
Tiya - Milna hai... kamine lafange ek baar mil ja main batati hu tujhe ki tune kisase panga liya hai. Mera naam Tiya hai or main tum jaise ladko ko handle karna acche se janti hoo. Ek baar mil mujhe fir kisi ladki ko chedne to kya kisi ladki se baat karne se bhi darega. Police ko de dungi tera number wahi khabar legi teri.
Yuvi - Agar pasand nahi to na bolo gaali kyu de rahi ho?
Tiya - Gaali mera bus chale to tujhe goli maar du.
Yuvi - ( baap re ladki to dangerous lagti hai.) Lagta hai tum naraz ho gayi ok bye.
Yuvi cut the phone and dial another number from his phone.
Yuvi - Haa Nikhil maine phone kiya tha. Jaisa tune kaha tha apne number se nahi kisi anjan number se. Tune to kaha tha ki wo kisi paise wale ke liye tujhe reject kar rahi hai. Lekin ladki to mujhe sharif lagi. Maine itna kuch kaha apne status se use impress karne ki kosis bhi ki lekin wo to mujhe hi police ke hawale karne ki dhamki dene lagi.
Nikhil - Such.
Yuvi - Haa yaar. Meri maan tere liye Tiya bilkul sahi ladki hai.
Nikhil - Tiya kaun?
Yuvi - Are jiske liye tu jaan dene chala tha Uska naam bhool gaya.
Nikhil - Uska naam Tiya nahi Tina hai.
Yuvi - Haii! To usne mujhe apna naam Tiya kyu bataya?
Nikhil - Yuvi tumne kise phone kar diya? Number to sahi tha na?
Yuvi - Haa wahi number tha jo tune bataya tha. Ruk main tujhe number msg karta hoo.
Nikhil - Yuvi Ye wo number nahi hai jo maine tujhe bataya tha. Ye kise phone kar diya tune. Problem ho jayegi.
Yuvi - Problem to ho jayegi. Kisi anjan ladki ko phone kar ke use kya kuch nahi kaha wo bhi Aadi ke number se. Aadi to mujhe maar dalega. Marwa diya tune mujhe. Phone rakh baad me baat karta hoo.
Yuvi to himself - Agar ladki ne Aadi ko phone kar ke use sab bata diya to? Kya karu? Haa number block kar deta hoo. Ab na uska phone aa payega na Aadi ko kuch pata chalega.
After block the number Yuvi l return the mobile to Aadi.
Aadi - Kise phone kiya tha?
Yuvi - Kisi ko bhi to nahi.
Sid - To itni der se waha apne aap se baat kar raha tha?
Yuvi - Maine tumhara phone liya tha apne dost se baat karne ke liye kyuki mere phone me network nahi tha lekin jab main waha gaya to mere phone me network aa gaya. To maine apne phone se baat kar li. You can check call history.
Aadi - OK ok Safayi kyu de raha hai? Maine aise hi pucha tha. Mujhe ab neend aa rahi hai. Main sone chalta hoo good night.
After Aadi leave.
Sid - Mujhe aisa kyu lag raha hai jaise tune koi gadbad ki hai.
Yuvi - Apni reportergiri mere uper kyu try karta rehta hai? Main koi criminal hoo kya?
Sid - Tu criminals se bhi jyada dangerous hai.
Yuvi - OK to aaj se apne room ka darwaza acche se band kar ke sona kahi tera murder na kar du.
Sid - Tujhe murder karne ki kya zaroorat hai tu to apni bakwas se hi logo ko maar sakta hai.
Yuvi - Really. Thanks for informing me. Apne is weapon ko main sabse pehle tujhpe hi try karunga. Jab dekho tab meri jasoosi karta rehta hai. Kaha na kuch galat nahi kiya.
Sid - OK maan liya. Good night.
Yuvi - good night.
I know it's a short update. But sorry for short update next time I will update a long chapter and asap. But please don't forget to comment and rate.
Silent Readers at least vote please