A/n yet another group chat oof. I like doing these don't judge XP
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Simon created a chatroom
Simon logged on
Y/n logged on
Y/n: hey dude~~
Simon: hi!! Sorry, I was just wanting to talk with others....
Y/n: don't worry about it, I do it all the time
Simon: really?
Y/n: YUPPPP
Connor logged on
Connor: hey baby
Y/n: holyyy shit
Simon: WHAT THE HELL
North logged on
Josh logged on
North: hey, we heard you scream in shock from downstairs
Y/n: wait if you heard him why didn't you guys just check on him in life thingie
Josh: life thingie??
North: we were too lazy then
North: we still are tho
Josh: the point is, what happened
Simon: CONNOR SAID BABY
North: he's talking about an actual fucking baby or something
Y/n: NOPE
North:.... no way lmao very funny
Josh: yeah, we aren't idiots y/n.
Connor: babe, what's going on????
North:...
Josh:....
Simon: SEEEEEEEE
Y/n: um, hun, where did you learn that word
Markus logged on
Kara logged on
Luther logged on
Connor: sweets, what do you mean lol.
Simon: HE SAID LOL HE SAID LOL
Kara: what?!
Luther: issssss saying lol a bad thing?
Y/n: well for Connor here is effen strange
Connor: bby, you guys are kind of weirding me out lmao
Kara: what is going on!!!
Luther: I don't understand
Josh: usually Connor isn't like this. He's usually a smartass
Connor: damn, that hurts JJ
Simon: HE CURSED HE CURSED
Josh:... JJ?
North: this is so weirddddddd
Kara: I am.... too much in shock to scold you
Kara: oh my god I'm losing my motherly touch.
Y/n: hey!! I'm the one being called these things!!!!
Josh: um... what about the JJ shit
Connor: baby girl, you shouldn't talk to your daddy like that
Y/n: ....
Josh: ........
North:0-0
Luther: :0
Simon: HOLY SHIT
Y/n: very funny RK900 bitch.
Connor: WHATTT?! I am, no such thing
Y/n: we almost believed it was you -.-
Connor: I am not him! I don't have his devilishly handsome features, perfect blue eyes, such a big duck(a/n I meant it for dick but this is better)
Josh: yeahhhhhhhh you are the rk900 dude
Simon: ??
Josh: damn, you got us good rk900
North: oof ye, I admit you made us actually think Connor has gone crazy
Simon: did he say duck?
Y/n: my baby would never use those words
Connor: I was close tho right
Y/n: yeah lmao
Simon: guys he said duck
Josh: and here I was hoping for a peaceful chat
North: well it wasn't badass either soooo I'm out
North logged off
Kara: wow....
Luther: wait then where is Connor
Simon: is no one going to state the fact that he said duck instead of me?
Connor: eh, idk but this was fun
Y/n: I'll change it
Rk900: change what
Rk900: god dammit
Rk900: I want a real nameeeeeee
Josh: here bud
Conan: hm?
Conan: nice! Thx lol
Simon: HE SAID DUCK
Conan: so? Autocorrect
Simon: I DONT CARE I WANT TO SEE A BIG DUCK
Y/n: pffffft
Conan: well go to Markus. That's who you've been crushing on dumbass
Simon: what if I am?! It's not like he's gonna find out anytime soon
Conan: you didn't see
Simon: see what?-.-
Conan:uh oh
Simon: wtf do you mean uh oh. Connor found out and is gonna kick your ass?
Y/n: damn Simon who knew a bottom would act like dis
Josh: this isn't like you man
Simon: what? Being a jerk? Being violent? Because clearly that's what Markus likes!!
Simon: He only likes people who want him to hurt, I was there for him trying to be understanding, supporting him no matter what happened
Simon: but instead he chose a war crazy birch!
Kara: hun........
Y/n: oh shit Simon
Y/n: Simon seriously you should see who logged on
Simon: I don't even care who sees this anymore!
Markus: you sure about that?
Simon: fuck
Conan: ... welp I'm gonna let you do this on your own~~
Conan logged off
Luther: yeeeeaaahhhh that seems like a good plan.
Luther logged off
Josh: peace out
Josh logged off
Markus: what the hell Simon
Y/n: damn Markus!! Shush, he can't help it
Connor logged on
Connor: is everything alright?
Y/n: Connor! SAVE MY SHIP
Connor: I don't believe you have a ship miss l/n
Y/n: I liked it better when Conan dude was here
Simon: listen it doesn't matter ok. I'm sorry I said that about your gf, I was upset and acted badly
Y/n: I also like it when Simon was being badass and sexy
Connor: to speak my truth I feel sad by that
Markus: Simon, let's talk in person
Simon: ok...
Markus logged off
Y/n: Simon I am so sorry
Simon: bye guys
Simon logged off
Connor: if I may ask what happened?
Kara: well Simon confessed his love through anger and even though there were curse words it WAS BEAUTIFUL MY HEART CANT CONTAIN THIS MUCH LOVE
Y/n: holy shit you are still here
Kara: ok one, language!
Y/n: sorry —3–
Kara: and two, you can stay here but I can't and not see all the action?!
Luther logged on
Luther: everything ok now?
Kara: we don't know...
Y/n: it better be ok because those ppl were the fucking shit
Y/n: THEY ARE MY OTP FOR FUCKS SAKE
Luther: careful with all the cursing you may become Hank
Y/n: yeah right, no way I would have saggy balls
Kara: ... I don't think you have balls at all though
Connor: what about bouncy balls? We can play catch!
Y/n: omg
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Might make a part two idk. I'm so sorry but I love Markus x Simon