Detroit : Become Human ~ Conn...

By SparrowsWolf

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Some maybe full of fluff, full of angst, or just saucy ;) ~ I'm going to hell but it's ok bc I'm dragging so... More

A/N
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A/N I CANT FUCKING BREATH(e)
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~5~
~6~
~7?~
~7 1/2?~
~7 3/4?~
-7 7/8?~
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~9~
~10~
~10.5~
~11?~
~11 1/2~
~11 3/4~
~11 fuck I meant not 3/4~
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~14 1/2~
~14 2/2~
15 1/3
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17
~15 2/3~
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~20~
~a/n~
~21~
~22~
~~~a~n~~~
~YES ANOTHER A/N~
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~24?~
~24 sth?~
~~25~~
~26~
...a/n

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By SparrowsWolf

A/n yet another group chat oof. I like doing these don't judge XP

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Simon created a chatroom

Simon logged on

Y/n logged on

Y/n: hey dude~~

Simon: hi!! Sorry, I was just wanting to talk with others....

Y/n: don't worry about it, I do it all the time

Simon: really?

Y/n: YUPPPP

Connor logged on

Connor: hey baby

Y/n: holyyy shit

Simon: WHAT THE HELL

North logged on

Josh logged on

North: hey, we heard you scream in shock from downstairs

Y/n: wait if you heard him why didn't you guys just check on him in life thingie

Josh: life thingie??

North: we were too lazy then

North: we still are tho

Josh: the point is, what happened

Simon: CONNOR SAID BABY

North: he's talking about an actual fucking baby or something

Y/n: NOPE

North:.... no way lmao very funny

Josh: yeah, we aren't idiots y/n.

Connor: babe, what's going on????

North:...

Josh:....

Simon: SEEEEEEEE

Y/n: um, hun, where did you learn that word

Markus logged on

Kara logged on

Luther logged on

Connor: sweets, what do you mean lol.

Simon: HE SAID LOL HE SAID LOL

Kara: what?!

Luther: issssss saying lol a bad thing?

Y/n: well for Connor here is effen strange

Connor: bby, you guys are kind of weirding me out lmao

Kara: what is going on!!!

Luther: I don't understand

Josh: usually Connor isn't like this. He's usually a smartass

Connor: damn, that hurts JJ

Simon: HE CURSED HE CURSED

Josh:... JJ?

North: this is so weirddddddd

Kara: I am.... too much in shock to scold you

Kara: oh my god I'm losing my motherly touch.

Y/n: hey!! I'm the one being called these things!!!!

Josh: um... what about the JJ shit

Connor: baby girl, you shouldn't talk to your daddy like that

Y/n: ....

Josh: ........

North:0-0

Luther: :0

Simon: HOLY SHIT

Y/n: very funny RK900 bitch.

Connor: WHATTT?! I am, no such thing

Y/n: we almost believed it was you -.-

Connor: I am not him! I don't have his devilishly handsome features, perfect blue eyes, such a big duck(a/n I meant it for dick but this is better)

Josh: yeahhhhhhhh you are the rk900 dude

Simon: ??

Josh: damn, you got us good rk900

North: oof ye, I admit you made us actually think Connor has gone crazy

Simon: did he say duck?

Y/n: my baby would never use those words

Connor: I was close tho right

Y/n: yeah lmao

Simon: guys he said duck

Josh: and here I was hoping for a peaceful chat

North: well it wasn't badass either soooo I'm out

North logged off

Kara: wow....

Luther: wait then where is Connor

Simon: is no one going to state the fact that he said duck instead of me?

Connor: eh, idk but this was fun

Y/n: I'll change it

Rk900: change what

Rk900: god dammit

Rk900: I want a real nameeeeeee

Josh: here bud

Conan: hm?

Conan: nice! Thx lol

Simon: HE SAID DUCK

Conan: so? Autocorrect

Simon: I DONT CARE I WANT TO SEE A BIG DUCK

Y/n: pffffft

Conan: well go to Markus. That's who you've been crushing on dumbass

Simon: what if I am?! It's not like he's gonna find out anytime soon

Conan: you didn't see

Simon: see what?-.-

Conan:uh oh

Simon: wtf do you mean uh oh. Connor found out and is gonna kick your ass?

Y/n: damn Simon who knew a bottom would act like dis

Josh: this isn't like you man

Simon: what? Being a jerk? Being violent? Because clearly that's what Markus likes!!

Simon: He only likes people who want him to hurt, I was there for him trying to be understanding, supporting him no matter what happened

Simon: but instead he chose a war crazy birch!

Kara: hun........

Y/n: oh shit Simon

Y/n: Simon seriously you should see who logged on

Simon: I don't even care who sees this anymore!

Markus: you sure about that?

Simon: fuck

Conan: ... welp I'm gonna let you do this on your own~~

Conan logged off

Luther: yeeeeaaahhhh that seems like a good plan.

Luther logged off

Josh: peace out

Josh logged off

Markus: what the hell Simon

Y/n: damn Markus!! Shush, he can't help it

Connor logged on

Connor: is everything alright?

Y/n: Connor! SAVE MY SHIP

Connor: I don't believe you have a ship miss    l/n

Y/n: I liked it better when Conan dude was here

Simon: listen it doesn't matter ok. I'm sorry I said that about your gf, I was upset and acted badly

Y/n: I also like it when Simon was being badass and sexy

Connor: to speak my truth I feel sad by that

Markus: Simon, let's talk in person

Simon: ok...

Markus logged off

Y/n: Simon I am so sorry

Simon: bye guys

Simon logged off

Connor: if I may ask what happened?

Kara: well Simon confessed his love through anger and even though there were curse words it WAS BEAUTIFUL MY HEART CANT CONTAIN THIS MUCH LOVE

Y/n: holy shit you are still here

Kara: ok one, language!

Y/n: sorry —3–

Kara: and two, you can stay here but I can't and not see all the action?!

Luther logged on

Luther: everything ok now?

Kara: we don't know...

Y/n: it better be ok because those ppl were the fucking shit

Y/n: THEY ARE MY OTP FOR FUCKS SAKE

Luther: careful with all the cursing you may become Hank

Y/n: yeah right, no way I would have saggy balls

Kara: ... I don't think you have balls at all though

Connor: what about bouncy balls? We can play catch!

Y/n: omg

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Might make a part two idk. I'm so sorry but I love Markus x Simon

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