Maatryoshka: Seokjin
DoubleKnot: Yoongi
KikiDoYouLoveMe: Hoseok
StanGayHwi: Namjoon
ChaewonsLice: Jimin
OnMyYeezys: Taehyung
Daehwi'sGayLover: Jungkook
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DoubleKnot: i walked through the gates of heaven and i heard the voice of jesus say, "niga joha nan cool"
ChaewonsLice: is this chat just talking about loona because i'm down for this
DoubleKnot: not what i had in mind but anyway
DoubleKnot: i noticed somebody deleted my post last night, who's going to own up
Maatryoshka: uh
Maatryoshka: you posted "my new stage name is yoongay because i'm so gay stan loona" at 2 in the morning
DoubleKnot: and what about it? i am
Maatryoshka: uh,,,,
DoubleKnot: are you insinuating ur homophobic omg kick seokjin out rn
Maatryoshka: i never-
KikiDoYouLoveMe: yeongwonhi stay goolLldlldldldld and never let goOooOoo
StayGayHwi: daehwi >>>> everyone in wanna one
KikiDoYouLoveMe: i am wanna one. i identify as every single member. i'm wanna one-kin.
StayGayHwi: my pronouns are daehwi/daehwiself.
DoubleKnot: guys is water wet
KikiDoYouLoveMe: yes??
DoubleKnot: we're breaking up im shaking and crying no this can't be it hoseok would never say something like this oh my god i can't breathe no this can't be real
DoubleKnot: read: you're a fucking idiot
KikiDoYouLoveMe: are you saying water is dry?
DoubleKnot: water cannot be wet, it makes things wet, yes, but it's not wet - that's like saying fire is on fire. fire puts things on fire.
KikiDoYouLoveMe: you know i never listened in science and i'm especially not listening to somebody who pours their milk before their cereal thank you very much.
DoubleKnot: u know what??? fuck u hoseok
KikiDoYouLoveMe: don't u dare use that tone with me when you're clearly in love w/ me
DoubleKnot: ...
DoubleKnot: Goodnight, Hoseok.