Naruto uzumaki a voice came from the dark of a cave you are a jinjuriki of the nine tails and now you will d-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah the boy laughed getting a concerned look from pein and konan first my name is asura otstustuki the founder of the senju and uzumaki but this boy is my reincarnation so where is my brother indra otstsutsuki or the founder of uchiha or his other reincarnation madara uchiha naruto/asura asked turning into something that had more chakra than the sage of the six paths im right here and your wife is here to he said holding a bloody sayuri hahaha you think conan was reborn into your clan she is my wife he said pointing at konan (i just assumed that cause the similaritys in the names) me how?!?she asked you fell in love with another yuhiki thats grandmas friend reincarnation and you will soon be my beautiful bride again he said but what they did not know was that it was a lie madara was right and thats when the room looked at him they didnt notice the real him was underground and what they saw was a clone it poofed and in its replacement was madara and he was the one tied to the wall that not even rikkudo sennin couldnt break damn i fooled all of you he said flashing out the room with a goofy grin so sayuri started as they flashed in.the village im your wi-huh what are you talking about.the boy asked nothing
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