A/N Okay, so I actually did write this one today. It's short and random, but it just popped into my head. I thought it was kinda funny, so just go with it.
"Are they dating?" Bucky asked, watching Peter and Loki cuddle in the living room.
Tony took a drink of his coffee before replying, "That wouldn't be okay. Loki's way too old for him."
"He's like seventeen," Bruce said. "I did the math. Thor helped."
"I did. I helped." Thor agreed. He thought for a moment before adding, "I think that would be good for Loki. Peter's nice."
"Okay, but Loki's gonna corrupt my pure, innocent child." Tony argued.
"I'm 99% sure Peter is not your child," Bucky said. He turned his attention to Natasha when she walked away from the kitchen island and into the living room.
"Are you two dating?" She asked, stopping in front of Peter and Loki.
"I don't think so," Loki told her.
"I'm like 40% sure we're not," Peter added.
"Honey, that's less than half," Loki pointed out quietly.
"Well we cuddle a lot, and we go out for coffee like six time a day. Some people would consider that couple behavior." Natasha smiled at them.
"Do you like each other?" She asked.
"Well of course. Why else would we spend so much time together?" Loki shot back. "I'm not hugging him because I hate him."
"Aaw I don't hate you either," Peter told him in a sweet voice.
"Alright, then. You're dating. Now go be gay somewhere else, I wanna watch tv." Natasha shooed them away and sat down.
"Let's go plan our wedding," Peter suggested, dragging Loki away.
"We got married like two months ago. Did you forget?" Loki held up their hands and said, "See? Rings and everything."
"You're married?" Bucky shouted. "What the fuck guys?"
"I thought we got married as friends!" Peter explained, causing everyone else to burst into laughter. Tony just shook his head in disappointment.
"Good for them," Bruce said. Thor nodded in agreement, and Tony glared at them.