"Hello, baby."
"Baby?"
"Do you prefer darling?"
"No, but I would prefer Ileana."
"Too bad, you are stuck with baby."
"Right now, I am stuck with your stupid phone calls."
"I know you secretly love it."
"No, I don't. But you know what I secretly love doing?"
"What?"
"Going on tinder dates."
"Yo—"
"And I have one today in like twenty minutes."
"No—"
"And the guy is super hot."
"I will kill that bas—"
"I think we are gonna do it tonight."
"Mo—"
*Beep* *Beep*
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Jeans or leggings?