Draymond: dammit
Kevin: zzz
Draymond: fuck
Kevin: zzz
Draymond: shit
Kevin: *eyes flutter open*
Draymond: fuck me
Kevin: tf dray its like 3 am. what are you doing
Draymond: im trying to CATCH a fuckin pikachu
Kevin: how bout u put that phone down or else you can CATCH these hands
Draymond: how bout you CATCH this dick
Kevin: can i
Draymond: yea after i get this pikachu
Kevin: *smacks phone outta hand*
Draymond: what the fuck kd, it ran away
Kevin: it ran away JUST LIKE MY ERECTION FOR YOU
Draymond: i dont care, i wanted that fuckin pikachu
Kevin: and i wanted ur dick but u wouldnt give me any
Draymond: fuck u hoe
Kevin: :(
Draymond: ily
Kevin: ly2
Draymond: our relationship is fucked up
Kevin: yea
**MEANWHILE**
Steph: augghhhh yes klayyyyyyy fuckkkkk
Klay: i know you like this ;)
Steph: fuck yesssssss
Klay: *something vibrates* oh wait hold on *takes phone out*
Steph: what is it
Klay: theres a rattata in here holy shit
Steph: OH DUUUUDE *pulls out phone*
Klay: YES I CAUGHT
Steph: FUCK IT BROKE OUT
Klay: like the condom
Steph: wait wat
**LATER**
Draymond: fucj
Kevin: zzz
Draymond: shite
Kevin: fuck dray ur still awake?
Draymond: YES
Kevin: ITS 5 AM
Draymond: pokemon go back to sleep
Kevin: u piece of shit. how about u pokemon go fix ur fucking wreck of a life u hobo lookin ass
Draymond: kd that hurt my feelings
Kevin: im sry dray
Draymond: pokemon go fuck urself
Kevin: :|
Draymond: ... im sry that was cringey
Kevin: no, no its ok
Draymond: i get it if u never find me physically attractive ever again
Kevin: well, u can pokemon go climb back into bed with me ;)
Draymond: o Oi oKAY