"Yo Yoongi"
"Gosh, you scared me"
"Tf how"
"Notifications"
"Wtf, it's 11:00 AM"
"I'm not an early person"
"OH"
"Anywho, what do you need?"
"Who gave you the wrong number and why?"
"Uhm, well"
"Did you get rejected from your crush or something lmao"
"..."
"Ok ok I'm sorry lol"
"Anywho, I'm going now"
"No, don't, I wanna hear the story"
"Then don't make fun of me"
"Mk, fine then"
"Anywho, it started in high school"
"I thought you passed it?"
"Ugh, you'll see"
"Mk then"
"I had a crush on this girl in high school and I didn't have the nerves to ask her, until two days ago, which is now"
"Damn, she must have been pretty for you to like her than long"
"Not just pretty, her personality was amazing"
"Oh?"
"Yeah, anywho, I asked for her phone number and I guess she didn't like me back"
"Oh ouch, feels bad man, but at least you have me!!"
"You're just an internet friend"
"Cool, but I mean, you're pretty cute and so far have a nice personality, sucks for her, she lost her chance to be with you"
"Haha, thanks"
"Mhm, no problem but..."
"But what?"
"FEELS BAD MAN, YOU GOT REJECTED OUCH"
"You didn't have to rub it in..."
"LMFAO SORRY"
"Gosh, apology accepted, but do you even know what it's like having a crush reject you?"
"Hmmm, nah not really"
"You never had a crush on anyone?"
"Once, got rejected and learned my lesson"
"Then why did you say 'not really'?"
"Because I was only 6 years old when that happened lol"
"Oh"