Class 1-A Group Chat!

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A/N  Woah!! When did we get to 600 views??!! That's just so crazy!! Thank you to everyone who voted, commented, and read this story so far! We really appreciate it. My co-author got a Wattpad and it is spicypistachio

Thursday 6:02 AM

[Eijirou OwO 6:02 AM] good morning everyone! Time to wake the h e c c up!

[2007 emo 6:03 AM] wake up little bitches time for school

[Peppa Pig 6:03 AM] staring at the ceiling can really help you go to sleep

[Eijirou OwO 6:03 AM] I can agree to that!

[Portable Speaker 6:03 AM] you seem to be in a better mood than usual kiri whats up

[Portable Charger 6:03 AM] yeah bro what's up? Did you get good news or something?

[Icy Hoe 6:03 AM] I just woke up and I've already been called a bitch

[Eijirou OwO 6:03 AM] Nothing! I just woke up really early feeling energized

[Bakubaby 6:03 AM] the bitch woke up at 5:30 what the fuck

[Eijirou OwO 6:03 AM] I was just woke as heck

[Uranus 6:03 AM] I stayed up late making Bakubrownies.

[Sugar Daddy UwU 6:03 AM] We should make brownies together sometime Uraraka

[Kermit the frog 6:03 AM] BAKUBROWNIES

[Uranus 6:03 AM] I would love to Satou!

[Bakubaby 6:03 AM] Bakubrownies

[Eijirou OwO 6:04 AM] am i allowed to have a bakubrownie because those sound delicious

[Uranus 6:04 AM] As long as Bakugou will share you should be able to have one!

[Eijirou OwO 6:04 AM] please bakubaby

[Bakubaby 6:04 AM] fuck off they are called Bakubrownies for a reason

[Portable Charger 6:04 AM] but he's your bakuboyfriend

[Bakubaby 6:04 AM] this whole "putting baku in front of real words" game needs to end

[Portable Speaker 6:04 AM] I just turned on Bakugou's playlist to get ready and the first song was a song by bon iver that makes me c r y

[Eijirou OwO 6:04 AM] Bon Iver's music makes me want to kill an animal and then scream violently in a secluded forest

[Cutest Furry 6:04 AM] mine was the Thomas the Train theme song and that shit gets me emotional let me tell you

[Invisalign 6:04 AM] Kirishima are you okay?

[Eijirou OwO 6:05 AM] Yeah I just really love Bon Iver's music

[Scotch Tape 6:05 AM] oh you meant that in a good way

[Icy Hoe 6:05 AM] if there's anything I've learned

[Icy Hoe 6:05 AM] it's that a morning cry is the best cry.

[Portable Speaker 6:05 AM] i can currently agree todoroki

[Uranus 6:05 AM] I feel like there is a large difference between the cries that you and Todoroki have, Jirou.

[Icy Hoe 6:05 AM] yes but a morning cry still is the best

[Portable Speaker 6:05 AM] there may be a difference but theres nothing more refreshing than crying off the mascara you just put on

[Icy Hoe 6:05 AM] amen sister

[Mama Makeout 6:05 AM] IM LOSING MY MIND

[Mama Makeout 6:05 AM] JUST IMAGINE SHOUTOS MONOTONE VOICE SAYING

"amen sister"

[Uranus 6:05 AM] I CANT BREATHE

[Soggy Broccoli 6:05 AM] This is iconic

[Portable Speaker 6:05 AM] Bakugou why the hell is your spotify playlist so sad i thought the music would be edgier

[2007 emo 6:06 AM] we love a true makeup artist

[Kermit the frog 6:06 AM] if we are talking about makeup skills I've seen Bakugou put eyeliner on Uraraka and that shit was breathtaking

[Bakubaby 6:06 AM] let me be depressed in peace Jirou.

[Portable Speaker 6:06 AM] theyre good songs dont get me wrong but do you listen to this in the morning

[Eijirou OwO 6:06 AM] he has it on right now

[Bakubaby 6:06 AM] I shower to that shit every morning.

[Portable Charger 6:06 AM] sometimes the depression just leaks into the neighboring showers

[Eijirou OwO 6:06 AM] I mean ive listened to the playlist so many times while studying with him so it has like no effect on me

[Kermit the frog 6:06 AM] lets play a game who's more depressed? Bakugou or Todoroki?

[Kermit the frog 6:06 AM] BTW IM JOKING

[Soggy Broccoli 6:06 AM] n o lets n o t

[Soggy Broccoli 6:06 AM] thats a dark hole n o o n e wants to go down

[Portable Charger 6:07 AM] we are sleeping on the fact that Todoroki literally has said "mom I'm calling for round two"

[Peppa Pig 6:07 AM] lets not start off our morning like this!

[Icy Hoe 6:07 AM] I agree.

[2007 emo 6:07 AM] real cowards start their day off positive

[Cutest Furry 6:07 AM] go back to fucking hot topic edgelord.

[Eijirou OwO 6:07 AM] well fuck i guess im a coward

[Mama Makeout 6:07 AM] well that's sad

[Portable Charger 6:07 AM] play despacito?

[Mama Makeout 6:07 AM] no

[Portable Speaker 6:07 AM] yes

[Uranus 6:07 AM] you hear it in the distance. The starting notes to despacito. A good start to your morning.

[Portable Speaker 6:08 AM] Kaminari is trying to play despacito over my music

[Portable Speaker 6:08 AM] my music doesnt deserve to be played over by despacito

[Scotch Tape 6:08 AM] i disagree

[Portable Speaker 6:08 AM] im going to leave tiny bluetooth speakers all over your casket at your funeral and blast despacito

[Portable Speaker 6:08 AM] NO ILL BLAST WATCH ME (WHIP/ NAE NAE)

[Scotch Tape 6:08 AM] cruel

[Mama Makeout 6:08 AM] IF YOU BLAST WATCH ME (WHIP/NAE NAE) IM NOT GOING TO HIS FUNERAL

[Portable Charger 6:09 AM] hang me from the ceiling and blast despacito

[Scotch Tape 6:09 AM] JIROU NOW NO ONE IS GOING TO MY FUNERAL

[Portable Speaker 6:09 AM] who was gonna go either way

[Icy Hoe 6:09 AM] I think the most respectful thing is to go no matter what the circumstances are so I guess I'll go no matter if despacito or watch me (whip/ nae nae) is playing.

[Mama Makeout 6:09 AM] apparently Shouto was going to go anyways

[Uranus 6:09 AM] I guess I'll go to his funeral if Todoroki is going.

[Kermit the frog 6:09 AM] harsh

[Paul Blart 6:09 AM] The right thing to do is go to your friends funeral no matter what song is playing.

[Invisalign 6:09 AM] but iida what if there were squids at his funeral

[Bakubaby 6:10 AM] I'm probably not going to go just because there's going to be Despacito or Watch me whip and that's just. Not correct.

[Eijirou OwO 6:10 AM] Sorry bakugou but im making you go to sero's funeral

[Portable Charger 6:10 AM] I cant fuck a squid at my bros funeral I'm sorry.

[2007 emo 6:10 AM] why are we talking about funerals at 6:10 in the morning?

[Icy Hoe 6:10 AM] people die at all hours of the day Tokoyami.

[Cutest Furry 6:10 AM] every time is funeral time I guess

[Portable Speaker 6:10 AM] we're talking about funerals because sero said my music deserved to be played over by despacito

[Bakubaby 6:11 AM] scotch tape can fuck off.

[Portable Speaker 6:11 AM] ^^

[Portable Charger 6:11 AM] r00d

[Portable Charger 6:11 AM] despacito is superior.

[Uranus 6:11 AM] listen. I know you all find me cute and kind and everything but if I hear despacito played one more time I'm touching all of you and all of you are going to take a fun little trip to outer space.

[Soggy Broccoli 6:11 AM] oh

[Icy Hoe 6:11 AM] well that sounds like fun

[Kermit the frog 6:11 AM] CAN FROGS SURVIVE IN SPACE

[Soggy Broccoli 6:11 AM] ochaco you'd hit your quirk limit before you can go through with that plan

[Mama Makeout 6:11 AM] I can make us all helmets!

[2007 emo 6:11 AM] u s e t h e t r e e s

[Uranus 6:12 AM] listen up Deku. Then there's going to be a list on who is going and who is staying and whoever is staying is going to go through a life of pain and torture

[Portable Charger 6:12 AM] WOW WANNA KNOW WHATS FUN???? A TOPIC CHANGE!!!! WOWIE THE SHOWERS SURE ARE PRETTY STEAMY TODAY

[Baise Brutale 6:12 AM] did someone say steamy

[Mama Makeout 6:12 AM] why does this happen every time?

[Portable Speaker 6:12 AM] wrong topic denki

[2007 emo 6:12 AM] back to death we go

[Portable Charger 6:12 AM] I have immediate regret.

[Icy Hoe 6:12 AM] Kirishima I'm going to ask you this in the nicest way possible.

[Icy Hoe 6:12 AM] why the fuck did you add Mineta to this group chat again?

[Eijirou OwO 6:12 AM] i thought including everyone would be nice but boy i was wrong

[Bakubaby 6:13 AM] yeah no shit you were wrong. Why the fuck would you even think adding Diaper Baby was a good idea

[Baise Brutale 6:13 AM] I don't enjoy being talked about like this

[Baise Brutale 6:13 AM] I feel attacked

[Icy Hoe 6:13 AM] I don't think any of us care

[Peppa Pig 6:13 AM] we dont enjoy you talking

[Kermit the frog 6:13 AM] I wish Sero would just tape your mouth shut and you can watch me break your phone in front of your face.

[Scotch Tape 6:13 AM] that would include me going near him and im not quite comfortable with doing that at the moment

[2007 emo 6:13 AM] I can ask our overlords to take him away

[Portable Charger 6:13 AM] *sweats* what the fuck

[Portable Speaker 6:14 AM] I like that idea

[Uranus 6:14 AM] it's too early for me to lose my mind

[Mama Makeout 6:14 AM] o v e r l o r d s ?

[Icy Hoe 6:14 AM] overlords.

[Portable Charger 6:14 AM] I guess overlords is you guys always

[Icy Hoe 6:14 AM] that's where you are wrong

[Cutest Furry 6:14 AM] I suddenly wish that I wasn't let into UA

[Eijirou OwO 6:14 AM] im slightly uncomfortable

[Bakubaby 6:14 AM] who the fuck. Why the fuck. Where the fuck. When the fuck. And how the fuck.

[Kermit the frog 6:14 AM] well then.

[Soggy Broccoli 6:14 AM] while the overlords idea is,,, creative, im sure theres a different route we can take

[Icy Hoe 6:14 AM] I could freeze him or burn him. Take your pick.

[Mama Makeout 6:15 AM] how about we don't kill anyone! Sounds like a great idea!

[Paul Blart 6:15 AM] I agree! Violence isn't the answer.

[2007 emo 6:15 AM] mmmmmmm okay

[Kermit the frog 6:15 AM] are you sure about that

[Invisalign 6:15 AM] maybe we can switch mineta out with tetsutetsu

[Bakubaby 6:15 AM] that would mean two Kirishima's.

[Portable Charger 6:15 AM] can you handle that Bakugou? Or do you like bakuboys too much?

[Eijirou OwO 6:15 AM] two kirishimas sounds like heaven

[Eijirou OwO 6:15 AM] i also like tetsutetsu hes a chill guy

[Kermit the frog 6:15 AM] dont @ me but I believe 100% that Kirishima is more attractive than Tetsutetsu. His eyes kind of scare me???

[Peppa Pig 6:16 AM] I agree

[Invisalign 6:16 AM] at least when kirishima activates his quirk his skin doesnt change color

[Bakubaby 6:16 AM] I AGREE

[Portable Charger 6:16 AM] I'd like only one Kirishima and that's the Kirishima we have currently thanks.

[Eijirou OwO 6:16 AM] yall just mean

[Portable Speaker 6:16 AM] this class cant handle 2 kirishimas sorry

[Icy Hoe 6:16 AM] I cant handle two Kirishima's.

[Bakubaby 6:16 AM] NEITHER CAN I

[Uranus 6:16 AM] I believe this is when we use the term: Disaster Gay.

[Kermit the frog 6:16 AM] I C A N T

[Mama Makeout 6:16 AM] you can't?

[Icy Hoe 6:17 AM] she can not.

[Kermit the frog 6:17 AM] w h y

[Invisalign 6:17 AM] i cant!

[Portable Charger 6:17 AM] I'm sorry this is happening to you Tsu.

[2007 emo 6:17 AM] I personally also can not.

[Kermit the frog 6:17 AM] this is why I'm going to die

[Uranus 6:17 AM] do not do that

[Eijirou OwO 6:17 AM] I INTERRUPT TO TO TELL YOU SOMETHING FUNNY

[Eijirou OwO 6:17 AM] I ASKED KAMINARI A QUESTION AND HE STARTED T-POSING AND THEN MOUTHPOPPED AND THEN HE SAID "That was dank memer for yes" AND I CANT BREATHE

[Portable Charger 6:17 AM] it's dank memer for yes

[Kermit the frog 6:17 AM] MEGA MOUTHPOP

[Icy Hoe 6:17 AM] EVERYONE AROUND ME IS NOW MOUTHPOPPING MAKE IT STOP

[Eijirou OwO 6:18 AM] y e s create a mouthpopping a r m y

[2007 emo 6:18 AM] rumor has it the gayest of gays can mega mouthpop

[Portable Charger 6:18 AM] BAKUGOU MOUTHPOP

[Bakubaby 6:18 AM] FUCK BOTH OF YOU

[Eijirou OwO 6:18 AM] BAKUGOU CAN YOU PLEASE MOUTHPOP JUST ONCE FOR ME

[Bakubaby 6:18 AM] NO FUCK OFF

[Eijirou OwO 6:18 AM] W H Y N O T

[Icy Hoe 6:18 AM] maybe he doesn't know how?

[Portable Charger 6:18 AM] Midoriya you've known him for the longest. CAN HE MOUTHPOP FOR MEGA GAY

[Soggy Broccoli 6:18 AM] thats a secret

[Soggy Broccoli 6:18 AM] if i confirm or deny my head will get blown off sorry :)

[Bakubaby 6:18 AM] good job

[Uranus 6:18 AM] only real men and mega gays can mouth pop.

[Douchebaguette 6:18 AM] WAIT I CAN MEGA MOUTHPOP PLEASE LISTEN

[Mama Makeout 6:18 AM] THAT WAS AMAZING

[Mama Makeout 6:18 AM] now show me how to do it

[Kermit the frog 6:18 AM] Mama momo wants to mega mouthpop

[Douchebaguette 6:19 AM] first, you have to be blessed with the triple gay. If I remember correctly, Kaminari has been blessed with 30 gay

[Portable Charger 6:19 AM] hell yeah I have

[Uranus 6:19 AM] Aoyama is the priest of mega gay.

[Douchebaguette 6:19 AM] If you are openly gay then you automatically have been blessed with triple gay

[Douchebaguette 6:19 AM] Why thank you Amour de L'oeuf de Gravité

[Portable Charger 6:19 AM] well Bakugou is openly gay so that means that he's been blessed with the triple gay which also means he can mouth pop...

[Douchebaguette 6:19 AM] Not so fast. Once you have been blessed with the triple gay, you have to practice the art of mouthpopping

[Icy Hoe 6:19 AM] GRAVITY EGG LOVE

[Soggy Broccoli 6:20 AM] Thats my gravity egg love

[Uranus 6:20 AM] <3

[Douchebaguette 6:20 AM] Will the gays please try to mouthpop

[Peppa Pig 6:20 AM] HOLY CRAP TOKOYAMI JUST MEGA MOUTHPOPPED

[2007 emo 6:20 AM] it's the beak.

[Eijirou OwO 6:20 AM] Im not too sure about that

[Portable Charger 6:20 AM] HOLY S H I T

[Portable Charger 6:20 AM] KATSUKI DID IT

[Portable Charger 6:20 AM] THE MEGA GAY MEGA MOUTHPOPPED

[Eijirou OwO 6:20 AM] it was the hottest thing ive ever seen him do and ive seen him fight a bitch before

[Uranus 6:20 AM] I'm just going to say this

[Uranus 6:20 AM] how does Todoroki know how to mouth pop

[Uranus 6:20 AM] and why did he do it when Aoyama asked all the gays to

[Mama Makeout 6:20 AM] Shouto may we have a word

[Bakubaby 6:20 AM] this bitch is gonna get his ass b e a t

[Sugar Daddy UwU 6:21 AM] okay but why did tokoyami mega mouthpop when aoyama asked all the gays to

[2007 emo 6:21 AM] Todoroki needed a demonstration and I delivered

[Kermit the frog 6:21 AM] I need a competition between Tokoyami and Bakugou. A mouth popping competition.

[Bakubaby 6:21 AM] no

[2007 emo 6:21 AM] I have to refuse

[Icy Hoe 6:21 AM] for your information Bakubitch I didn't get my ass Bakubeat.

[Uranus 6:21 AM] I CANT BREATHE

[Mama Makeout 6:21 AM] asthma?

[Eijirou OwO 6:21 AM] Sorry bakugou is busy listening to childish gambino

[Portable Charger 6:21 AM] Kirishima gets replaced by Childish Gambino??? (Not clickbait) (freakout) (emotional)

[Eijirou OwO 6:21 AM] If i got replaced by Childish Gambino you would not hear me complaining

[Portable Charger 6:21 AM] I'd vore for Childish Gambino.

Thursday 11:42 AM

[Icy Hoe 11:42 AM] okay but does anyone else feel like Aizawa is watching them v e r y closely because I do

[Peppa Pig 11:42 AM] i feel violated

[2007 emo 11:42 AM] I don't

[Uranus 11:42 AM] it's probably because of yesterday

[Kermit the frog 11:42 AM] yeah yesterday was pretty crazy for him

[Soggy Broccoli 11:42 AM] i can practically feel aizawa breathing down my neck

[Cutest Furry 11:43 AM] I don't feel like Aizawa is staring but Monoma is definitely aggressively staring at us

[Invisalign 11:43 AM] no one can even tell him off

[Tentacle Boy 11:43 AM] if you were in the EraserMic group you cant tell him off but we can

[Icy Hoe 11:43 AM] momo can you get Kendou to just like. Bitch slap Monoma.

[Mama Makeout 11:43 AM] I'd probably get in trouble Shouto.

[Douchebaguette 11:43 AM] Mouthpop to ward off the enemies

[Portable Charger 11:43 AM] ward them off with the ultimate mouth popper.

[Portable Charger 11:43 AM] Bakugou Katsuki

[Bakubaby 11:43 AM] why

[Uranus 11:43 AM] good idea!

[Bakubaby 11:43 AM] you are fucking wrong this isn't a good idea.

[Eijirou OwO 11:43 AM] it's a great idea youre just upset you didn't think of it first

[Bakubaby 11:44 AM] no it's wrong

[Icy Hoe 11:44 AM] I think it's a great idea

[Icy Hoe 11:44 AM] you publicly humiliating yourself is everything I ever wanted to see

[Kermit the frog 11:44 AM] just rewatch the sports festival and you'll get everything you need

[Bakubaby 11:44 AM] fuck both of you guys

[Paul Blart 11:44 AM] please be kind to one another

[Bakubaby 11:44 AM] fuck no

[Icy Hoe 11:44 AM] it's more entertaining this way

[Uranus 11:45 AM] I agree with Todoroki. It's very interesting when they are both mean to each other.

[Icy Hoe 11:45 AM] thank you Uraraka

[Portable Charger 11:45 AM] damn all of this because I wanted some quality mouth popping.

[Cutest Furry 11:45 AM] I don't know how to mouth pop and I'm not sure I want to know how.

[Douchebaguette 11:45 AM] Dear dear Ojirou I shall teach you

[2007 emo 11:45 AM] it's a l l in the beak

[Cutest Furry 11:45 AM] Incase you haven't noticed some of us aren't lucky enough to have a beak

[Invisalign 11:45 AM] I wouldnt call that lucky

[2007 emo 11:45 AM] I believe he was being sarcastic Hagakure.

[Cutest Furry 11:46 AM] v e r y

[Icy Hoe 11:46 AM] oh god Monoma is coming

[Kermit the frog 11:46 AM] please why can't kendou just bitch slap him already

[Tentacle Boy 11:46 AM] only the erasermic group has to be nice to him right

[Uranus 11:46 AM] how much you wanna bet that Kendou is going to slap him

[Kermit the frog 11:46 AM] I bet Aizawa made him do this because Kendou isn't even moving

[Icy Hoe 11:46 AM] IM SCREAMING HES GOING OVER TO BAKUGOU. AIZAWA DEFINITELY DID THIS

[Sugar Daddy UwU 11:46 AM] ONLY THE ERASERMIC GROUP HAS TO BE NICE RIGHT SOMEONE STEP IN

[Kermit the frog 11:46 AM] oh my god Bakugou is going to cry

[2007 emo 11:46 AM] ON IT

[Uranus 11:47 AM] Tokoyami is r u n n i n g

[Eijirou OwO 11:47 AM] WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA ITS IMPORTANT

[Portable Charger 11:47 AM] poor Bakugou just wanted a soda

[Uranus 11:47 AM] PLEASE SAY THE PLAN BEFORE SOMEONE DIES

[Eijirou OwO 11:47 AM] WE SEND MINETA IN

[Eijirou OwO 11:47 AM] MONOMA WOULDNT STAND A CHANCE AGAINST MINETA

[Baise Brutale 11:47 AM] no thanks

[Eijirou OwO 11:47 AM] Hmmm it seems you didnt understand me

[Eijirou OwO 11:47 AM] Go fucking talk to Monoma before I kill you in your sleep. Okay, Grape Nut?

[Baise Brutale 11:48 AM] MONOMA HERE I COME

[Uranus 11:48 AM] Tokoyami and Bakugou look like they crave death please come faster

[Portable Speaker 11:48 AM] Wow kirishima i didnt think you had that side

[Eijirou OwO 11:48 AM] What side?

[Portable Speaker 11:48 AM] your intimidating side

[Eijirou OwO 11:48 AM] I dont have an intimidating side

[Portable Charger 11:48 AM] mmmm try again.

[Eijirou OwO 11:48 AM] just trying to make sure no one dies

[Icy Hoe 11:48 AM] Bakugou looks like he's about to break his neck on the brick wall.

[Portable Speaker 11:48 AM] I'm about to step in and be really passive aggressive

[Cutest Furry 11:48 AM] why is lunch always so crazy here

[Peppa Pig 11:48 AM] its UA what did you expect

[Uranus 11:48 AM] it just makes things interesting

[Eijirou OwO 11:48 AM] i seriously can't tell if sending mineta over there was a mistake or a good idea

[Portable Charger 11:49 AM] at least it wasn't us :/

[Kermit the frog 11:49 AM] Tokoyami and Bakugou just look like they want to end it all

[Portable Charger 11:49 AM] I mean Bakugou could blow up the whole building but will he is the real question

[Portable Speaker 11:49 AM] Okay im going over there. Get ready to see the most passive aggressive Jirou youve ever seen

[Eijirou OwO 11:49 AM] If things get bad let me know and i'll drag katsuki away

[Uranus 11:49 AM] can we direct our attention to Aizawa who is currently dying laughing.

[Invisalign 11:49 AM] should i call present mic?

[Portable Charger 11:49 AM] Midnight just has her face in her hands and if that isn't a mood

[Uranus 11:49 AM] NO HAGAKURE LET THIS HAPPEN

[Invisalign 11:49 AM] oh okay

[Paul Blart 11:49 AM] we can't always rely on the pro heroes.

[Soggy Broccoli 11:50 AM] I have a bad feeling about this

[Sugar Daddy UwU 11:50 AM] can we just go one day without someone almost dying??

[Eijirou OwO 11:50 AM] no

[Portable Charger 11:50 AM] guys I've got this just watch me.

[Icy Hoe 11:50 AM] Kaminari is just buying a drink by Bakugou???

[Uranus 11:50 AM] oh my god

[Kermit the frog 11:50 AM] HOLY SHIT

[Mama Makeout 11:50 AM] HE THREW THE BOTTLE AT MONOMAS FACE

[Portable Speaker 11:50 AM] EVERYONE SCATTER KAMINARI BROKE AIZAWAS RULE TIME TO RUN

[Portable Speaker 11:50 AM] KIRISHIMA THATS YOUR CUE TO DRAG BAKUGOU OUT OF HERE

[Mama Makeout 11:51 AM] R U N

[Cutest Furry 11:51 AM] I CANT BREATHE

[Uranus 11:51 AM] TODOROKI IS LAUGHING SO HARD HE JUST FELL OUT OF HIS SEAT

[Portable Charger 11:51 AM] if I die tell my parents I love them

[Portable Charger 11:51 AM] and play despacito at my funeral

[Portable Speaker 11:51 AM] DENKI YOU IDIOT WHAT MADE YOU THINK THAT WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA

[Icy Hoe 11:51 AM] IM GOING TO PISS MYSELF OH MY G O D

[Kermit the frog 11:51 AM] midnight seems to enjoy seeing the children run

[2007 emo 11:52 AM] GRAB OUR STUFF FOR US WE ARE MAKING A RUN FOR THE CLASSROOM

[Icy Hoe 11:52 AM] I CANT BREATHE OH MY GOD

[Uranus 11:52 AM] please tell me someone recorded that

[Eijirou OwO 11:52 AM] BAKUGOU AND I BOLTED

[Eijirou OwO 11:52 AM] Okay lets think about this for a second

[Eijirou OwO 11:52 AM] the only one who should really be getting in trouble is kaminari right??? He threw the bottle but everyone else was trying to be nice

[Bakubaby 11:52 AM] I was nice as fuck

[2007 emo 11:52 AM] BAKUGOU YOU WERE HITTING YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL I WOULDNT CALL THAT NICE

[Bakubaby 11:52 AM] KEEP RUNNING YOU FUCKING BIRD MAN

[Peppa Pig 11:52 AM] Thats the nicest hes ever been tho?? Even aizawa knows that

[Mama Makeout 11:53 AM] This is the most bonding I've ever seen Bakugou and Mineta do

[Icy Hoe 11:53 AM] HES TRYING TO CLIMB ON BAKUGOUS BACK

[Eijirou OwO 11:53 AM] He wont get off his back I'm going to lose my mind

[Kermit the frog 11:53 AM] run boys run

[Snow White 11:53 AM] Is there anyone in the classroom yet?

[Icy Hoe 11:53 AM] I'm getting up to leave because I can't miss this

[Paul Blart 11:53 AM] I am

[Eijirou OwO 11:53 AM] We're almost there but Aizawa is searching for kaminari

[Portable Speaker 11:54 AM] nope not searching. Hes got denki already hes trapped in the scarf of death

[Mama Makeout 11:54 AM] god this is insane

[Uranus 11:54 AM] I imagine Kaminari is light considering how easily Aizawa is carrying him

[Kermit the frog 11:54 AM] I can tell you now. Midnight doesn't want to deal with this shit again.

[Portable Speaker 11:54 AM] THE SCARF OF DEATH IS COMING FOR ME NOW

[Mama Makeout 11:54 AM] see you in class I guess.

Thursday 4:20 PM

[Portable Charger 4:20 PM] weed joke

[2007 emo 4:20 PM] you've got to be kidding me

[Uranus 4:20 PM] He's been looking at his phone for two minutes waiting for this

[Portable Speaker 4:20 PM] on that grind i guess

[Mama Makeout 4:20 PM] I thought you were better than this Kaminari

[Portable Charger 4:20 PM] you thought wrong Yaomomo.

[Cutest Furry 4:20 PM] every joke is a weed joke if you are strong enough

[Kermit the frog 4:20 PM] isn't Bakugous birthday on 420

[Bakubaby 4:20 PM] yes

[Eijirou OwO 4:20 PM] HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAKUGOU KATSUCCI

[Icy Hoe 4:20 PM] maybe that's why he's so fucked up

[Uranus 4:20 PM] cruel todoroki

[Mama Makeout 4:20 PM] be nice Shouto.

[Bakubaby 4:20 PM] its not my birthday

[Portable Charger 4:21 PM] that was the best minute of my life

[Kermit the frog 4:21 PM] that was one glorious minute indeed

[Paul Blart 4:21 PM] weed is no joke. It is a drug and not something to be messed with

[Bakubaby 4:21 PM] okay but shut the fuck up

[Uranus 4:21 PM] papa iida

[Paul Blart 4:21 PM] no

[Eijirou OwO 4:21 PM] today was just not a good day and it wasnt because of something specific we planned today

[Icy Hoe 4:21 PM] im still surprised Kaminari didn't get in more trouble

[Uranus 4:21 PM] "I probably would have done the same thing." - All Might.

[Uranus 4:21 PM] wise words.

[Soggy Broccoli 4:21 PM] anyone would have. Im just surprised kacchan held up for so long

[Bakubaby 4:21 PM] I can't clean the sparring room anymore

[Icy Hoe 4:22 PM] understandable

[2007 emo 4:22 PM] HE WAS HITTING HIS

H E A D ON THE W A L L

[Mama Makeout 4:22 PM] That counts as not doing anything to Monoma though!

[Eijirou OwO 4:22 PM] proud of you <3

[Portable Charger 4:22 PM] ew l o v e

[Portable Speaker 4:22 PM] okay i see how it is kaminari

[Bakubaby 4:22 PM] sucks for you Kaminari

[Portable Charger 4:22 PM] fuck

[Icy Hoe 4:22 PM] bad mess up there buddy

[Portable Speaker 4:22 PM] I would leave but youre charging my phone

[Portable Charger 4:22 PM] do you only love me for my charging abilities?

[Portable Speaker 4:22 PM] no youre cute and funny and give good cuddles which is useful when i need my phone charged

[Portable Charger 4:22 PM] how does my entire ass taste Todoroki

[Icy Hoe 4:23 PM] f a n t a s t i c

[Portable Speaker 4:23 PM] hey hey back off my boyfriend's ass its mine

[Mama Makeout 4:23 PM] please don't taste Kaminaris ass

[Bakubaby 4:23 PM] gay lol

[Portable Charger 4:23 PM] okay you can't call anyone gay

[Portable Charger 4:23 PM] because you like bakuboys

[Bakubaby 4:23 PM] stop

[Eijirou OwO 4:23 PM] dont stop

[Icy Hoe 4:23 PM] Kirishima is Bakugous Bakuboyfriend

[Eijirou OwO 4:23 PM] :)

Thursday 7:13 PM

[Portable Charger 7:13 PM] To keep a long fucking story short I shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass and I haven't found a single one yet

[Portable Speaker 7:13 PM] Oh is it time to quote vines?

[Portable Charger 7:13 PM] it's always time to quote vines babe.

[2007 emo 7:13 PM] don't fuck with me. I have the power of god and anime on my side.

[Eijirou OwO 7:13 PM] Road work ahead?? Uh yeah! I sure hope it does!

[Icy Hoe 7:14 PM] and I was sitting there. Barbecue sauce on my titties.

[Kermit the frog 7:14 PM] is there anything better than pussy??? YES A REALLY GOOD BOOK

[Soggy Broccoli 7:14 PM] Welcome back to me screaming! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Mama Makeout 7:14 PM] you fricken fricks. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN. THAT ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

[Cutest Furry 7:14 PM] this house is a fUCKING NIGHTMARE

[Uranus 7:14 PM] Kevin. Kevin. Watch the light.

[Portable Speaker 7:14 PM] Zac! Zac stop! Youre gonna get in trouble dude stop

[Portable Charger 7:14 PM] on all levels except physical. I am a wolf. *woof*

[Bakubaby 7:14 PM] THIS IS WHY MOM DOESNT F U C K I N G LOVE YOU

[Mama Makeout 7:14 PM] You are gonna make me drop my croissant!

[Portable Charger 7:14 PM] what are those???

[Eijirou OwO 7:14 PM] these are my cROCS

[Icy Hoe 7:14 PM] p a t r i c i a

[2007 emo 7:15 PM] stop comparing me to chicken little. He's dumb and a coward AND IM NOT A COWARD

[Bakubaby 7:15 PM] FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS

[Snow White 7:15 PM] HizZYUK! Is it?? Is it real??

[Paul Blart 7:15 PM] h i w e l c o m e t o

c h i l e s

[Portable Charger 7:15 PM] how much money do you have

[Uranus 7:15 PM] um 69¢

[Portable Charger 7:15 PM] a y e you know what that means

[Uranus 7:15 PM] I DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR CHICKEN NUGGETS

[Peppa Pig 7:15 PM] Hi my name is Chelsea. What's your favorite dinner food?

[Icy Hoe 7:15 PM] hi my names trey I have a basketball game tomorrow. I'm a point guard. I got shoe game.

[Invisalign 7:16 PM] Adam!

[Kermit the frog 7:16 PM] hurricane Katrina? MORE LIKE HURRICANE TORTILLA

[Mama Makeout 7:16 PM] mothertrucker dude that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

[Sugar Daddy UwU 7:16 PM] Next time you fucking put your hands on me ill rip your fucking face off bitch

[Bakubaby 7:16 PM] two bros chilling in a hot tub. Five feet apart because they're not gay.

[Kermit the frog 7:16 PM] hey I'm lesbian

[Soggy Broccoli 7:16 PM] I thought you were american?

[Icy Hoe 7:16 PM] just a couple of guys being dudes

[Eijirou OwO 7:16 PM] just a couple of guys being gay.

[Invisalign 7:16 PM] bring the beat in

[Douchebaguette 7:16 PM] Anything for you Beyoncé

[Icy Hoe 7:16 PM] girl you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

[Cutest Furry 7:16 PM] dad look it's the good kush!

[Paul Blart 7:16 PM] it's the dollar store how good can it be.

[Kermit the frog 7:16 PM] shawty I don't...mind

[Mama Makeout 7:17 PM] w o w

[Tentacle Boy 7:17 PM] Welcome to Radio ShACH ACH ACH ACH

[Uranus 7:17 PM] h e l l o ?

[Cutest Furry 7:17 PM] and they were roommates

[Soggy Broccoli 7:17 PM] oh my god they were roommates

[Paul Blart 7:17 PM] wait oh yes wait a minute mr postman

[Portable Speaker 7:17 PM] *pans to old man* hyeahahh

[Mama Makeout 7:17 PM] Daddy???

[Icy Hoe 7:17 PM] DO I LOOK LIKE?

[Uranus 7:17 PM] I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag

[Douchebaguette 7:17 PM] wawawawa LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG???

[Baise Brutale 7:17 PM] hi thanks for checking in. I'm still a piece of garbage

[Portable Charger 7:17 PM] god well that's accurate

[Tentacle Boy 7:17 PM] We actually have the chip reader now

[Sugar Daddy UwU 7:17 PM] oH yeah? Hmmmm

[Tentacle Boy 7:17 PM] Oh its not gonna work with that kind of chi-

[Snow White 7:17 PM] transaction completed

[2007 emo 7:17 PM] Aight you know this boy got his free taco *f a l l s*

[2007 emo 7:17 PM] head to del taco we've got. We've got. FREE SHA VACADO

[Portable Speaker 7:17 PM] hurry up we're gonna be late to school!

[Eijirou OwO 7:17 PM] Bruh chill i dont know why youre in a big time rush OH OH OHOH OHHHHHHH

[Bakubaby 7:17 PM] fuck off Janet I'm not going to your fucking baby shower

[Portable Charger 7:17 PM] M O V E IM G A Y

[Kermit the frog 7:17 PM] say Colorado!

[Cutest Furry 7:17 PM] IM A GIRAFFE

[Icy Hoe 7:18 PM] Happy Birthday Raven!

[Bakubaby 7:18 PM] I can't swim.

[2007 emo 7:18 PM] you got eggzma?

[Cutest Furry 7:18 PM] I wanna be a cowboy

b a b y

[Portable Charger 7:18 PM] Waddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read!

[Kermit the frog 7:18 PM] this bitch empty

[Paul Blart 7:18 PM] YEET

[Mama Makeout 7:18 PM] welcome to bible study. We are all children of jesus

[Uranus 7:18 PM] kumbaya my lord

[Invisalign 7:18 PM] Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap and he give Gina-

[Peppa Pig 7:18 PM] Wait why does Johnny have so many soaps??

[Bakubaby 7:18 PM] MIND YOUR BUSINESS DAVID

[Peppa Pig 7:18 PM] it's an avocado..... thanks.

[Invisalign 7:18 PM] Ladies and gentlemen welcome to... T-T-T-T-T-TARGETTTTTTT

[Bakubaby 7:18 PM] HOW DO YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR ME

[Icy Hoe 7:18 PM] THATS MY OPINION

[Portable Charger 7:18 PM] happy crimus

[Uranus 7:18 PM] It's Crismun

[2007 emo 7:18 PM] merry crisis

[Cutest Furry 7:18 PM] merry chrysler

[Eijirou OwO 7:18 PM] Roses are red violets are blue.. Wh-why did you leave me karen.. What did i do?

[Mama Makeout 7:18 PM] not to be racist or anything but Asian people SUGHHH

[Portable Speaker 7:18 PM] can I get a waffle?

[Soggy Broccoli 7:18 PM] CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE?

[Paul Blart 7:18 PM] tweekle tweekle.

[Uranus 7:18 PM] I brought you frankincense

[Baise Brutale 7:18 PM] thank you

[Bakubaby 7:18 PM] I brought you Myrrh

[Baise Brutale 7:18 PM] thank you

[Bakubaby 7:18 PM] murder

[Baise Brutale 7:18 PM] Judas no

[Sugar Daddy UwU 7:19 PM] If you know how i feel why would you say that like you put me at such an uncomfortable situation like you know im not happy

[Douchebaguette 7:19 PM]

t r a g i c

[Kermit the frog 7:19 PM] and yes. She is a bitch. B I C T H

[Mama Makeout 7:19 PM] Ms.Keisha? Me.Keisha? Oh my fucking god she fucking dead

[Bakubaby 7:19 PM] I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me

[Eijirou OwO 7:19 PM] so basically um what i was thinking of was um- ah fuck i cant believe youve done this

[Uranus 7:19 PM] hahahahahaha FUCK ME PAPA hahahahah

[Icy Hoe 7:19 PM] oh I like ya accent where you from

[Portable Charger 7:19 PM] I'm Liberian

[Icy Hoe 7:19 PM] oh my bad.*whispers* i like yo accent where you from?

[Peppa Pig 7:19 PM] Im just chillin in Cedar Rapids

[Portable Charger 7:19 PM] all I wanna tell you is that school ain't important. If you wanna be a dog RUFF you know?

[Mama Makeout 7:19 PM] hey did you happen to go to class last week?

[Paul Blart 7:19 PM] I've n e v e r missed a class

[Eijirou OwO 7:20 PM] there's only one this worse than a rapist. BOOM!

[Bakubaby 7:20 PM] a child

[Soggy Broccoli 7:20 PM] n o

[Paul Blart 7:20 PM] whoever threw that paper your moms a hoe.

[Bakubaby 7:20 PM] Bitch gonna step on my fucking toe bitch with the fucking cowgirl fucking boots bitch d i s g u s t i n g

[Uranus 7:20 PM] ooo FUCK IT UP KENNETH

[Invisalign 7:20 PM] we in this bitch. Finna get crunk. Eyebrows on fleek the fuck.

[Portable Speaker 7:20 PM] I don't even know which way the Quiznos is.

[Baise Brutale 7:20 PM] this is my kingdom come. This is my magnum dong

[Bakubaby 7:20 PM] yo drink this vodka down the hatch

[Kermit the frog 7:20 PM] I'm washing me and my clothes BITCH I'm washing me and my clothes

[Scotch Tape 7:20 PM] look its fricking bats. I love halloween

[Icy Hoe 7:20 PM] s u c k m y a s s

[Portable Charger 7:20 PM] I AM NOT SCARED. I AM NOT A PUSSY

[Scotch Tape 7:21 PM] Wait what?? You're not coming to my tea party??? BETHANY I MADE B I S C U I T S

[Soggy Broccoli 7:21 PM] I have a banana peel on the ground and im going to see if its really slippery like it is in the cartoons. AVGSHSKFGHJSLS

[Mama Makeout 7:21 PM] run in here and get y'all juice AKSHAIQHQIWB

[Portable Speaker 7:21 PM] Dean stop. You look like a Nazi.

[Uranus 7:21 PM] Sabra gives you all your daily nutrients like 0 grams of trans fat and oh my goddd cholesterol

[Douchebaguette 7:21 PM] oh my gawd girl come see this they got a ramen noodle exhibit you know thats your favorite. Be careful cherin thats a lot of sodium

[Paul Blart 7:21 PM] wtf is that allowed? wtf is that allowed???

[Bakubaby 7:21 PM] oh my god he on x game's mode

[Douchebaguette 7:21 PM] I never went to oovoo Javer

[Icy Hoe 7:21 PM] a potato flew around my room

[Kermit the frog 7:21 PM] heh. I do that.

[Portable Charger 7:21 PM] I won't hesitate bitch

[Paul Blart 7:21 PM] I'm your freestyle dance instructor

[2007 emo 7:21 PM] Ninki Minjaj

[Scotch Tape 7:22 PM] Marlene your speech was so good!

[Peppa Pig 7:22 PM] Oh my god really because i didnt even like try and it was like improv

[Scotch Tape 7:22 PM] OH MY GOD WHY CANT YOU JUST TAKE THE FREAKING COMPLIMEN-

[Portable Charger 7:22 PM] now I understand why Kirishima made the groupchat. Very good bonding.

[Eijirou OwO 7:22 PM] if we're being honest here i thought the vine recital would have happened sooner

[Mama Makeout 7:22 PM] This was amazing

[Uranus 7:22 PM] love you guys lol <3

[Kermit the frog 7:22 PM] class 1-B could never

[Icy Hoe 7:22 PM] This was enjoyable

[2007 emo 7:22 PM] it was great vining with you bois

[Portable Speaker 7:22 PM] did we run out of vines?

[Portable Charger 7:22 PM] I just thought it was a good place to s t o p

[Portable Speaker 7:23 PM] good idea

[Cutest Furry 7:23 PM] i mean we were doing it for nine minutes

[Kermit the frog 7:23 PM] im just surprised Bakugou joined in on the fun

[Bakubaby 7:23 PM] I watch vines too asshole

[Eijirou OwO 7:23 PM] vine compilations are the staple of our relationship

[Icy Hoe 7:23 PM] I cant believe we were actually able to speak with Mineta in a bonding conversation and he didn't make it weird

[Baise Brutale 7:23 PM] OH I CAN MAKE IT WEIRD

[Portable Speaker 7:23 PM] PLEASE DONT

[Mama Makeout 7:23 PM] I'd rather you not

[Eijirou OwO 7:23 PM] N o

[Portable Charger 7:23 PM] Mineta why do you have to make it like this

[Portable Speaker 7:23 PM] I thought we were finally getting somewhere with mineta but i guess not

[2007 emo 7:23 PM] I can let the overlords take care of him

[Cutest Furry 7:23 PM] not now Tokoyami

[Peppa Pig 7:24 PM] just wait a while longer tokoyami

[Icy Hoe 7:24 PM] I mean. Does he have to wait,,,,

[Bakubaby 7:24 PM] the sooner the better

[Paul Blart 7:24 PM] no sacrificial offerings.

[Bakubaby 7:24 PM] idk I think Aizawa would allow this one

[Portable Charger 7:24 PM] Aizawa would agree so hard

[Icy Hoe 7:24 PM] l e t s d o i t

[Portable Speaker 7:24 PM] If Aizawa needs a little convincing we'll just make Mineta talk about present mic

[2007 emo 7:24 PM] DO IT COWARD

[Baise Brutale 7:24 PM] LIFE IS FUN NO

[Tentacle Boy 7:24 PM] you make our lives not so fun

[Icy Hoe 7:24 PM] maybe for you Mineta.

[Mama Makeout 7:24 PM] Shouto. We can talk about this. We are all here for you.

[Portable Charger 7:25 PM] ILL BE YOUR THERAPIST. WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS TODOROKI

[Icy Hoe 7:25 PM] I was kidding

[Uranus 7:25 PM] when you are so emo all of the time it's kind of hard to tell.

[Soggy Broccoli 7:25 PM] yeah it can get kinda worrying

[Icy Hoe 7:25 PM] I'm sorry

[Mama Makeout 7:25 PM] no need to apologize! We just care about you!

[Icy Hoe 7:25 PM] oh. Okay.

[Bakubaby 7:25 PM] HES ON FIRE

[Uranus 7:25 PM] yeah that happens sometimes.

[Scotch Tape 7:25 PM] hey kirishima i got a question

[Eijirou OwO 7:25 PM] yeah?

[Scotch Tape 7:25 PM] when bakugou gets flustered does he explode?

[Eijirou OwO 7:25 PM] truthfully ive never seen him flustered so i wouldnt know

[Portable Charger 7:25 PM] I'd say he's pretty good at hiding his emotions. Or good at controlling his power.

[Portable Charger 7:25 PM] actually he's good at both.

[Eijirou OwO 7:25 PM] Sero youve made it my goal in life to make katsuki flustered

[Baise Brutale 7:25 PM] I have some ideas

[Bakubaby 7:26 PM] shove your ideas up your ass.

[Eijirou OwO 7:26 PM] i have a feeling that i'll never meet my goal

[Uranus 7:26 PM] i always see Deku flustered so I guess I've met my goal

[Mama Makeout 7:26 PM] at first it was strange seeing Todoroki set himself on fire when we would hold hands or hug and then I realized why and I've gotten used to it.

[Uranus 7:26 PM] Deku normally just turns very red

[Soggy Broccoli 7:26 PM] If she gets really flustered, ochaco floats

[Portable Charger 7:26 PM] I can make Jirous hair stand up

[Portable Speaker 7:26 PM] I can make Kaminari go brain dead

[Portable Charger 7:26 PM] I don't enjoy it

[Portable Speaker 7:26 PM] okay but for real, when kaminari gets flustered he starts electrocuting everything he touches but not enough for it to hurt

[Icy Hoe 7:26 PM] whenever Momo gets nervous she makes little Matryoshkas

[Invisalign 7:26 PM] if ojirou gets flustered his tail starts wagging

[Portable Charger 7:26 PM] His tail is so soft!

[Cutest Furry 7:27 PM] whenever Kaminari is nervous or bored in class he pets my tail

[Invisalign 7:27 PM] i agree kaminari!

[Peppa Pig 7:27 PM] so to make this clear, the only people who dont do anything special when theyre nervous or flustered or cant even have those emotions are Hagakure, Kirishima, and Bakugou?

[Bakubaby 7:27 PM] Kirishima gets hard

[Portable Charger 7:27 PM] UM TMI

[Bakubaby 7:27 PM] not like that dumbass

[Eijirou OwO 7:27 PM] my quirk will activate at random points of my body

[Portable Charger 7:27 PM] oh I bet it will ;)

[Bakubaby 7:27 PM] S T O P

[Icy Hoe 7:27 PM] MOM IM BACK FOR ROUND TWO

[Eijirou OwO 7:27 PM] please kill me

[2007 emo 7:27 PM] god death sounds so refreshing right now

[Kermit the frog 7:27 PM] I could go for a quick session with death right now

[Uranus 7:27 PM] SHIGARAKI WE COULD REALLY USE YOU RIGHT NOW

[Soggy Broccoli 7:28 PM] tOO FAR

[Uranus 7:28 PM] oh yoinks sorry Deku :/

[Soggy Broccoli 7:28 PM] its alright <3

[Mama Makeout 7:28 PM] cute?

[Scotch Tape 7:28 PM] I cant tell

[Bakubaby 7:28 PM] I cant believe you dorks just bonded over Hand man.

[Kermit the frog 7:28 PM] I think you mean chap daddy

[Cutest Furry 7:28 PM] I'm gonna say it again. Why???

[Soggy Broccoli 7:28 PM] (・'з'・)

[Eijirou OwO 7:28 PM] i hate this

[2007 emo 7:28 PM] I'm just. So confused.

[Kermit the frog 7:28 PM] man relationships are w i l d

[Invisalign 7:28 PM] if you're having relationship problems i strongly recommend being invisible

[Scotch Tape 7:29 PM] wha

[Invisalign 7:29 PM] theres a lot of things you dont need to worry about if youre invisible

[Uranus 7:29 PM] I wouldn't have to worry about my looks anymore so that's cool

[Mama Makeout 7:29 PM] that's a very good reason Uraraka and now I want to be invisible

[Icy Hoe 7:29 PM] but both of you are beautiful???? I don't understand???

[Uranus 7:29 PM] THATS SO SWEET A W E

[Portable Charger 7:29 PM] woah a Matryoshka

[Scotch Tape 7:29 PM] but wouldnt being invisible cause more problems in the relationship?? Like what about PDA

[Cutest Furry 7:29 PM] it's strange at first but you get used to it. And she wears clothing so that normally solves the problem.

[Invisalign 7:29 PM] i read it as "She normally wears clothing so that solves the problem" and i cant stop laughing

[Kermit the frog 7:29 PM] good point

[Scotch Tape 7:29 PM] hm okay

[2007 emo 7:29 PM] she occasionally wears clothes. Just whenever she feels like it

[Paul Blart 7:29 PM] no nudity

[Icy Hoe 7:29 PM] yeah. No nudity in his mall.

[Uranus 7:29 PM] Paul Blart Mall Cop.

[Portable Charger 7:29 PM] Paul Blart mad thicc <3

[Portable Speaker 7:29 PM] I'd tap that ass damn

[Icy Hoe 7:29 PM] thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

[Kermit the frog 7:30 PM] thicker than a snicker <3

[Cutest Furry 7:30 PM] well then

[Invisalign 7:30 PM] clothes were never a necessity

[Baise Brutale 7:30 PM] f i n a l l y someone agrees!

[Icy Hoe 7:30 PM] a n d I hope you all have a good night because I now know I won't.

[Invisalign 7:30 PM] i'm never taking my clothes off ever again

[Cutest Furry 7:30 PM] why

[Peppa Pig 7:30 PM] i didnt know one person was capable of causing so much despair in a group chat but here he is, mineta

[2007 emo 7:30 PM] my offer with the overlords still stands.

[Eijirou OwO 7:30 PM] We're getting closer and closer to accepting

[Bakubaby 7:30 PM] I've been saying we should do it

[Portable Charger 7:30 PM] Mineta please why

[Portable Speaker 7:31 PM] i hate,,,,,,,,,

[Kermit the frog 7:31 PM] this is why we can't have nice things

[Snow White 7:31 PM] I dont like being apart of this group chat sometimes

[Cutest Furry 7:31 PM] you are just saying what we are all thinking

[Tentacle Boy 7:31 PM] Sometimes I just really want to leave but I know Kirishima will drop everything that he's doing to add me back in the group

[Portable Charger 7:31 PM] accurate

[Eijirou OwO 7:31 PM] youre right i will

[Bakubaby 7:31 PM] if anyone would even try to leave he will stalk you for the rest of your life

[2007 emo 7:32 PM] well that's not exactly something I would want.

[Eijirou OwO 7:32 PM] yeah so dont even try to leave

[Scotch Tape has left Class 1-A Group Chat]

[Eijirou OwO has added Scotch Tape to Class 1-A Group Chat]

[Bakubaby 7:32 PM] that little fucker

[Scotch Tape 7:32 PM] worth a shot

[Eijirou OwO 7:32 PM] hey nice move you little shit but you're not going anywhere

[Scotch Tape 7:32 PM] oh well i guess im stuck

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