*running*
"Children."
"Author-San?"
"There is a birthday and we must celebrate it."
"Oooh! Who's is it?"
"One of our askers, one that requests a lot and is part of a small group of people who regularly visit this book, which I lovingly call the 'saimatsu squad'."
"That... still doesn't answer the question..."
"Oh. Right. It's RandyDandy388494 's birthday."
"And they want Shuichi to act like Gundham Tanaka for the day."
"O-Okay..."
"F-For the Saihara empire!"
"That's great, Shuichi!"
"R-Really? Thank you, my demon goddess."
"Smooth. Real smooth."