A/N yeah havnt updated in a while ohhh well here you go.
#1
Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyone's bathroom looks like!
#2
Liking your own Facebook status, is like giving yourself a high five in public. (I personally like this one XD)
#3
I used to wonder what it'd be like to read other people's minds. Then I got a Facebook account, and now I'm over it.
#4
Facebook says we're "friends"... But trust me I would NOT hesitate to punch you in the face.
#5
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to "unstable".
A/N that's all for now but thank you for readinggggg