FIRST OFF I NEED TO SAY THIS
i am so so sorry for not updating as it is july now
i haven't had that inspiration, nor did i have time
i still haven't gotten it, so im gonna try quickly writing this rn even if you guys probably don't want it lol
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Me: Redddd Robin!
Komaeda: *comes out of thin air* Yum!
Me: Ayeee what's up 🅱️
Komaeda: Should I call Hinata-kun? He's a top.
Me: ...go ahead. and Nanami too while you're at it.
Komaeda: *runs to go get them*
Me: I'm so sorry everyone- you wanted juicy ship moments and this is the shit you get.
Hinata: What did Komaeda do this time?
Me: Wow you guys are fast- well Komaeda said you were a top, is that true?
Nanami: He is a top.
Hinata: KOMAEDA!! THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SECRET!
Hinata: AND NANAMI HOW'D YOU FIND OUT WHAT THE HELL
Nanami: Calm down Hinata-kun... I could just tell.
Komaeda: Sorry, author asked me what's up, and I had to be honest.
Hinata: do you not know what that phrase actually means
Komaeda: What do you mean?
Hinata: She didn't mean it literally,, are you that stupid or did you just want to expose me...?
Komaeda: option two
Nanami: That's Komaeda for you.
Nanami: and another thing...
Hinata: What is it?
Nanami: How did Komaeda find out you were a top? Did you tell him without telling me first? Or did you do it without inviting me?
Hinata: ...nanami-san i swear it's not like that
Komaeda: We'd never leave you out on the fun.
Hinata: Shut up, Komaeda.
Hinata: And Nanami... I'll be completely honest with you. If I told him I would've told you first.
Nanami: so it was option two...? you did it without me...?
Hinata: NO!! I SWEAR TO YONAGA'S GOD NO
Nanami: are you being honest...? it's okay if you did, ill forgive you. as long as you invite me next time.
Hinata: fine. it happened.
Hinata: MOVING ON
Hinata: So author, why'd you invite us here again?
Me: I needed to give the readers t̶h̶e̶ g̶o̶o̶d̶ k̶u̶s̶h̶ CONTENT
Komaeda: ...
Nanami: ...
Hinata: ...
Me: Anyways! Random question 01, if you could switch talents with anyone else living here, who would you?
Hinata: I wouldn't necessarily switch with anyone since I'm talentless... but if I had to pick a talent I could have, it would be cool to be the Ultimate P̶r̶i̶n̶c̶e̶s̶s̶ Gamer!
Komaeda: well Hinata-kun, when you were Kamakura you had every talent...
Hinata: we don't speak of that
Komaeda: Well then, if I had to trade talents I'd want to be the Ultimate Hope like Naegi-kun became!
Komaeda: *starts getting excited*
Nanami: *ignoring komaeda* Well I would never want to trade my talent for anyone elses, I love having it! But if I had to, I'd maybe go for something cool like Ultimate Detective or Ultimate Mage!
Hinata: i can see nanami-san as being a magical girl
Me: at least she's alive unlike those girls in madoka magica
Komaeda: ...
Nanami: ...
Hinata: ...
Me: moving on... Random question 02 and probably the last one even if it's only 2! Which pairs do you ship the most from the people living here?
Nanami: Akamatsu-chan x Saihara-kun is really cute! But everyone's relationships are amazing!
Hinata: I agree with Nanami. But Kuzuryuu x Pekoyama is also really nice.
Komaeda: *is still high from the last question* AS LONG AS IT SPROUTS HOPE IT'S A GOOD RELATIONSHIP
Me: Well that's all I got for you today! Thanks for giving me the good k̶u̶s̶h̶ content!
Nanami: Hinata-kun, we should probably bring Komaeda back.
Hinata: Don't we always? We all sleep toget-
Hinata: FORGET WHAT I JUST SAID I DIDN'T REALIZE WE WERE STILL ON AIR BYE
Hinata, Nanami, and Komaeda: *run away*
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woah that was actually kinda fun to write lol
i hope you guys enjoyed reading this as much as i did writing!
ill try finding that inspo to write for the real chapters, but don't expect much!
and btw, check out my new drv3 book "welcome home" because i like writing stories where they're alive
i won't put the whole summary here but basically drv3 is virtual reality and once kaede dies she escapes to the real world and lives a normal life yet once the rest of them escape she tries to reunite them and become friends like she promised
its a saimatsu story but there's a lot of an amamatsu friendship in the start uwu