"I came home to you on the floor with a pizza whispering to it "mo nom nom deeeeeelicious" like the bag from Dora the explorer what the actual fuck are you ok Alex?
"No im not I've just watched infinity war im having a breakdown" he said picking up a bowl of cereal and shoveling it into his face hole "uh do you need cuddles?"
"Lots"
The fucking end deal with it