Sirius: James doesn't want me to plan his stag party because he thinks that I'm going to do something that will make you leave him.
Lily: . . . Well you're not going to just let that go, are you?
Sirius: of course not, I'm here for your help.
Lily: Alright, so take him out and make sure he has a good time.
Sirius: Right, And when I bring him back to my place-
Lily: At least three exotic dancers, at least.
Sirius: All with red hair-
Lily: and there names are, Daisy, Rose and Blossom.
Sirius: You're so cruel. He'll have a panic attack.
Lily: If you do it right, he might actually pass out, so make sure he's close to a couch.
Sirius: He has no idea how much of a monster you are. Does he?
Lily: Oh no, I'm waiting for the Honeymoon to show him that.