A/N something really weird happened with this chapter when i pasted it into the writing section. All of the bolded print is gone which makes it harder to read. I'm really sorry about this. If I had the energy I would go through and bold all of the things that need to be bolded. However, its 8 AM as I am writing and I haven't slept yet so I just can't edit all of it right now. I'm really sorry guys
Tuesday 11:34 AM
[Portable Speaker 11:34 AM] DESPACITO TIME !!!!!!
[Snoop Dogg 11:34 AM] plan despacito is commencing.
[Eijirou's Babe 11:34 AM] oh my god they are actually doing it
[Kershoot 11:34 AM] so I went to bed early last night and this is what happens
[Uranus 11:34 AM] this is the best idea I think we've ever had.
[Icy Hoe 11:34 AM] excuse you I think you mean the best idea I'VE ever had.
[Portable Speaker 11:34 AM] target found. Ambushing commencing
[Portable Speaker 11:34 AM] I CANT BREATHE KAMINARI JUST YELLED "mistew pwesent mic siw can i pwease have a moment of wour time UwU!!!"
[Mama Momo 11:34 AM] this is an awful idea
[Paul Blart 11:34 AM] this is an awful idea
[Furry 11:35 AM] This is why everyone hates class 1-A. Not because of Bakugou. Because of despacito.
[Kershoot 11:35 AM] pwesent Mic uwu
[Katsuki's Bitch 11:35 AM] my best friend,, actually said that???
[Icy Hoe 11:35 AM] I cant believe I had to read that message with my own two eyes
[2007 emo 11:35 AM] I cant believe I actually had to hear it.
[Katsuki's Bitch 11:35 AM] why am i acting so surprised because im really not
[Mama Momo 11:35 AM] I have a visual on the despacito gang AND IT LOOKS LIKE PRESENT MIC IS GOING THROUGH WITH IT
[Mama Momo 11:35 AM] oh wait what
[Portable Speaker 11:36 AM] sorry guys but no can do-spacito
[Furry 11:36 AM] why do I speak to you guys
[Uranus 11:36 AM] Wait is Present Mic not going to do it???
[Portable Speaker 11:36 AM] he said no and i think its because kaminari called him "mistew pwesent mic" in which case i dont blame him
[Snoop Dogg 11:36 AM] okay but being called mistew pwesent mic is an honor
[Katsuki's Bitch 11:36 AM] i happen to agree and disagree with that statement
[Eijirou's Babe 11:36 AM] tragic
[Snoop Dogg 11:36 AM] kiri you are my best friend you should always agree with my statements
[Katsuki's Bitch 11:37 AM] you got me there bro (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
[Icy Hoe 11:37 AM] okay but you don't always have to agree with your best friend. Like we can all admit that "mistew pwesent Mic" is one of the most horrible things we've seen/heard.
[Portable Speaker 11:37 AM] m-mistew aizawa siw
[Kershoot 11:37 AM] mistew pwesent Mic is up there with Mineta.
[Baise Brutale 11:37 AM] okay first of all r00d
[Katsuki's Bitch 11:37 AM] k-katsuki senpai~ uwu
[Eijirou's Babe 11:37 AM] either I'm going to kill you or I'm going to kill myself.
[Katsuki's Bitch changed Eijirou's Babe's name to: Katsucci UwU]
[Icy Hoe 11:38 AM] oh god please choose yourself.
[Katsucci UwU 11:38 AM] first I'm going to kill Todoroki and then I'm going to kill myself.
[Katsucci UwU 11:38 AM] WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY USERNAME
[Katsuki's Bitch 11:38 AM] UwU
[2007 emo 11:38 AM] do you see what you have started Kaminari.
[Snoop Dogg 11:38 AM] I'm so sorry Katsuki.
[Uranus changed Katsuki's Bitch's name to: Eijirou OwO]
[Uranus 11:38 AM] Now you guys are even!!
[Eijirou OwO 11:39 AM] f u c k
[Paul Blart 11:39 AM] please refrain from cursing we are children.
[Eijirou OwO 11:39 AM] TAKE A THICC LOOK AT MY NAME AND THEN TRY TO LOOK AT ME IN THE EYES AND SAY I SHOULDNT CURSE I HECKING DARE YOU IIDA
[Kershoot 11:39 AM] okay but we are all 15-16 years old, Iida???
[Paul Blart 11:39 AM] WELL I HOPE YOU ARE OKAY BEING A HEATHEN, KIRISHIMA
[Eijirou OwO 11:39 AM] I AM THANKS FOR ASKING
[Paul Blart 11:39 AM] YOU ARE WELCOME!
[Furry 11:39 AM] why. just. why.
[Uranus 11:39 AM] why not.
[Invisalign changed Furry's name to: UwU]
[UwU changed UwU's name to: Furry]
[Furry 11:39 AM] I'll keep my name the way it is thank you.
[Invisalign changed Furry's name to: Cutest Furry]
[Cutest Furry 11:39 AM] why
[Invisalign 11:39 AM] i only speak the truth UwU (◕ᴥ◕)
[Icy Hoe 11:39 AM] why did that make his name 100x worse than it already was.
[2007 emo 11:40 AM] this whole username thing was just a bad idea I think.
[Peppa Pig changed 2007 emo's name to: Edgelord]
[Edgelord changed Edgelord's name to: 2007 emo]
[2007 emo 11:40 AM] I feel Kirishimas name for me is much more creative than "edgelord" so I would like to keep it. Plus I find it a bit amusing.
[Peppa Pig 11:40 AM] you,, find it,,, amusing???
[2007 emo 11:40 AM] surprise! I have a sense of humor.
[Eijirou OwO 11:40 AM] thats actually shocking
[2007 emo 11:40 AM] everyone has a sense of humor Kirishima. Don't feel special.
[Sugar Daddy 11:41 AM] this feels like a good time to finally change my name
[Sugar Daddy changed Sugar Daddy's name to: Candy Man]
[Eijirou OwO changed Candy Man's name to: Sugar Daddy UwU]
[Icy Hoe 11:41 AM] why would you attempt to even try, Satou.
[Mama Momo 11:41 AM] I've accepted my fate.
[Uranus 11:41 AM] I have also accepted my fate.
[Sugar Daddy UwU 11:41 AM] i thought it seemed worth it to at least try
[Kershoot changed Kershoot's name to: Kermit the frog]
[Kermit the frog 11:41 AM] I aspire to be Kermit.
[Uranus 11:41 AM] your hero name is no longer Froppy. It's Kermit.
[Kermit the frog 11:41 AM] looks like I have to talk to midnight.
[Baise Brutale 11:42 AM] I'd talk to Midnight
[Cutest Furry 11:42 AM] can I file a restraining order for someone that isn't me.
[Eijirou OwO 11:42 AM] god i hope so
[Icy Hoe emphasized "can I file a restraining order for someone that isn't me.]
[Icy Hoe 11:42 AM] I wish.
[Mama Momo 11:42 AM] that law may cause some issues if it were real.
[Paul Blart loved "that law may cause some issues if it were real"]
[Paul Blart 11:42 AM] I agree Yaoyorozu!
[Mama Momo 11:42 AM] thanks iida.
[Douchebaguette 11:43 AM] *cough* nerds *cough*
[Icy Hoe 11:43 AM] that doesn't work in text Aoyama.
[Katsucci UwU 11:43 AM] cough cough my ass Aoyama you are fine.
[Eijirou OwO 11:43 AM] cough cough in your ass?
[Katsucci UwU 11:43 AM] I never said in Shitty Hair.
[Eijirou OwO 11:43 AM] i thought we were past that nickname but i gUESS NOT AND NOW IM SAD
[Portable Speaker 11:43 AM] s a d ? p l a y d e s p a c i t o
[Snoop Dogg 11:43 AM] think of it as a pet name or something. That'll cheer you up.
[Mama Momo 11:44 AM] why Jirou.
[Snoop Dogg 11:44 AM] why n o t ?
[Portable Speaker 11:44 AM] kamijirou is an unstoppable team
[Katsucci UwU 11:44 AM] are you sure about that?
[Icy Hoe 11:44 AM] my ice sure as hell stopped you yesterday.
[Portable Speaker 11:44 AM] hm you say that todoroki but i know what i saw happening in your room yesterday
[Icy Hoe 11:44 AM] I'll freeze your whole body and stuff you in a freezer if you even come close to opening your mouth about that.
[Portable Speaker 11:44 AM] do it coward you wont
[Snoop Dogg 11:44 AM] OH MY GOD HES ACTUALLY GETTING UP
[Portable Speaker 11:45 AM] FUCK IM OUTTA HERE
[Katsucci UwU 11:45 AM] you must've hit a nerve or something he's walking pretty fast.
[Paul Blart 11:45 AM] SHOULD I ALERT A TEACHER?
[Portable Speaker 11:45 AM] IIDA YES PLEASE PLEASE IM BEGGING SOMEONE GET H E L P
[Uranus 11:45 AM] NO NEED DEKU IS RUNNING AFTER HIM
[Portable Speaker 11:45 AM] IM CALLING FOR AIZAWA
[Mama Momo 11:45 AM] SHOUTO I SWEAR TO BAKUGOU IF YOU DONT GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW
[Katsucci UwU 11:45 AM] FUCK YOU MOMO
[Icy Hoe 11:46 AM] oh really??? And what are you going to do to me if I don't.
[Peppa Pig 11:46 AM] kinky
[Snoop Dogg 11:46 AM] idontwanttoknowidontwanttoknowidontwanttoknowidontwanttoknowidontwanttoknow
[Mama Momo disliked "kinky"]
[Icy Hoe 11:46 AM] okay please don't make what I said dirty thank you very much.
[Kermit the frog 11:46 AM] hi sorry to ruin this fun little party BUT HAS MIDORIYA GOTTEN TO JIROU YET????
[Portable Speaker 11:46 AM] AIZAWA IS S P R I N T I N G OVER HERE RIGHT NOW AND HE DOES N O T LOOK HAPPY
[Mama Momo 11:46 AM] I'll go to Todorokis funeral.
[2007 emo liked "I'll go to Todorokis funeral."]
[2007 emo 11:47 AM] as Uraraka would say, "IM CHOKING"
[Eijirou OwO 11:47 AM] i think this is the hardest ive ever seen bakugou laugh
[Katsucci UwU 11:47 AM] what can I say. I like watching the bastard suffer.
[Icy Hoe 11:47 AM] I get to clean the sweaty sparring room now.
[Portable Speaker 11:47 AM] thanks dadzawa for saving my life :^)
[Mama Momo 11:47 AM] I told you to turn around but you didn't listen to me and now look where we are.
[Soggy Broccoli 11:47 AM] i ran so hard yet he still got to her before me,,
[Icy Hoe 11:47 AM] maybe you didn't run as fast as you think you did Midoriya.
[Soggy Broccoli 11:47 AM] I literally had to use my quirk to get to her in time yet I didn't
[Snoop Dogg 11:47 AM] I've never seen Aizawa run this fast.
[Portable Speaker 11:48 AM] you thought he snapped into action fast at the USJ? Well a sister snapped faster and harder today
[Uranus 11:48 AM] I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE
[Katsucci UwU 11:48 AM] that was the funniest shit I think I've ever seen.
[Eijirou OwO 11:48 AM] katsuki laughing like that was even rarer than kaminari not playing despacito
[Icy Hoe 11:48 AM] I didn't know Bakugou was capable of human emotions such as laughing and being happy.
[Katsucci UwU 11:48 AM] fuck all of you guys
[Kermit the frog 11:48 AM] I didn't even say anything
[Cutest Furry 11:48 AM] I also didn't say anything.
[Paul Blart 11:49 AM] how many times do I have to say to watch your language.
[Douchebaguette 11:49 AM] douchebaguette
[2007 emo 11:49 AM] try again
[Uranus 11:49 AM] I don't want to go to class I just want to sit outside listening to music all day can we do that
[Snoop Dogg 11:49 AM] Midoriya, convince All Might to play Despacito on repeat.
[Invisalign 11:49 AM] maybe if we tell all might how brave he is we might be able to just n o t with class
[Uranus 11:49 AM] we love you skeleton daddy
[Soggy Broccoli 11:50 AM] im not sure if it would work guys,,,
[Uranus 11:50 AM] if you do it it would probably work considering he loves you.
[Soggy Broccoli 11:50 AM] i,, uhhh,,,,, gOTTA BLAST
[Katsucci UwU 11:50 AM] oh yeah he really loves you doesnt he, Deku?
[Soggy Broccoli 11:50 AM] Midoriya.exe has stopped working
[Icy Hoe 11:50 AM] what have you done
[Tentacle Boy 11:50 AM] Midoriya is staring blankly into the distance
[Mama Momo 11:50 AM] um Todoroki and Midoriya are both staring into the distance I think they just had a realization of something.
[Icy Hoe 11:50 AM] I hope Aizawa spares me
[Icy Hoe 11:50 AM] if he doesn't I'm gonna get endeavored if you know what I'm getting at
[Peppa Pig 11:50 AM] what the hell is happening
[Scotch Tape 11:51 AM] im so confused??
[Mama Momo 11:51 AM] Endeavored?????
[Uranus 11:51 AM] Endeavor is just going to fly over to the school and vore us all
[Icy Hoe 11:51 AM] I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't.
Tuesday 6:53 PM
[Snoop Dogg 6:53 PM] w a s p
[Snoop Dogg 6:53 PM] w a s p i n d o r m
[Snoop Dogg 6:53 PM] if you value your life evacuate the third floor
[Snoop Dogg 6:53 PM] I'm open for anyone helping
[Snoop Dogg 6:53 PM] Kirishima like. Can you come over because your quirk is hardening so basically you can't be stung.
[Snoop Dogg 6:53 PM] you can like. Jab the wasp.
[Snoop Dogg 6:53 PM] if you are with Bakugou I'm sorry but I'm your best friend and currently your main priority so please come over before I electrocute everyone on the third floor.
[Portable Speaker 6:53 PM] r u n
[Scotch Tape 6:53 PM] if youre not a coward you would kill it
[Icy Hoe 6:53 PM] I swear to god if it travels to the fifth floor I'm going to scream I've had a bad enough day I just want peace
[Katsucci UwU 6:53 PM] Kirishima isn't with me
[Eijirou OwO 6:53 PM] sorry kaminari but im very comfortable in my bed
[Cutest Furry 6:53 PM] if you open your door I swear to god Kaminari. I don't want it in my room.
[Snoop Dogg 6:54 PM] ever since you've gotten together with Bakugou you've forgotten about me and that hurts dude.
[2007 emo 6:54 PM] that was deep Kaminari
[Mama Momo 6:54 PM] well now you are obligated to help him Kirishima.
[Eijirou OwO 6:54 PM] im on my way over bro!!
[Katsucci UwU 6:54 PM] um woah.
[Snoop Dogg 6:54 PM] can't believe that worked wow
[Eijirou OwO 6:54] BAKUGOU IS JUST ATTENTION NEEDY AND THAT HIT A LITTLE TOO CLOSE TO HOME KAMINARI
[Katsucci UwU 6:54 PM] I GENUINELY FELT BAD YOU STATIC CARPET
[Snoop Dogg 6:54 PM] am I lying or not. We will never know
[Eijirou OwO 6:54 PM] the wasp can wait :)
[Katsucci UwU 6:55 PM] IM NOT NEEDY
[Snoop Dogg 6:55 PM] stung
[Snoop Dogg 6:55 PM] I just got stung
[Eijirou OwO 6:55] FINE IM ON MY WAY
[Icy Hoe 6:55 PM] oh my god I'm coming
[Uranus 6:55 PM] ARE YOU ALRIGHT KAMINARI
[Portable Speaker 6:55 PM] DONT LISTEN HES MOST LIKELY LYING IF HE REALLY GOT STUNG HE WOULD BE ACTUALLY SCREAMING TO ME AND IN THE GROUP CHAT AND CRYING S O LOUD
[Cutest Furry 6:55 PM] wow you scream so loud I can't feel my ears anymore
[Kermit the frog 6:56 PM] I'm staying right where I am
[Snoop Dogg 6:56 PM] IM A LITTLE SHOCKED RIGHT NOW JIROU MY ARM IS IN A BIT OF PAIN AND I CANT BELIEVE YOU THINK IM LYING
[Portable Speaker 6:56 PM] if you think im coming to your dorm tHINK AGAIN IM NOT GOING NEAR THAT WASP
[Snoop Dogg 6:56 PM] IS THERE NO TRUST IN THIS RELATIONSHIP
[Icy Hoe 6:56 PM] I can confirm he is stung so please apologize so he can stop screaming and kicking everything thank you
[Portable Speaker 6:56 PM] FINE IM COMING OVER
[Eijirou OwO 6:57 PM] I JUST KILLED A BITCH
[Katsucci UwU 6:57 PM] I cant believe Kirishima dragged me over here
[Eijirou OwO 6:57 PM] you came with me by choice dont even pretend
[Paul Blart 6:57 PM] anything can happen when you work together!
[Katsucci UwU 6:57 PM] I JUST WANTED TO FILM IT
[Snoop Dogg 6:57 PM] a w e does Bakugou actually care about me :)
[Portable Speaker 6:57 PM] kaminari can you please sTOP SCREAMING
[Snoop Dogg 6:57 PM] I screamed so much my throat is in actual pain
[Portable Speaker 6:58 PM] ill kiss your throat to make it feel better
[Portable Speaker 6:58 PM] i hate everything about what I just typed
[2007 emo 6:58 PM] I heard your screams all the way from the second floor
[Snoop Dogg 6:58 PM] I mean if you want to kiss it better you can ;)
[Icy Hoe 6:58 PM] I hate that I'm here right now
[Eijirou OwO 6:58 PM] I cant believe they would do this in front of other people
[Snoop Dogg 6:58 PM] have you seen you and Katsucci in the common room???? The only couples that don't openly show pda is Midoriya and Uraraka and Yaomomo and Todoroki
[Invisalign 6:59 PM] Ojirou and i literally cant show pda because im actually invisible
[Snoop Dogg 6:59 PM] exactly so I can't put y'all anywhere
[Portable Speaker 6:59 PM] Todomomo does show pda you were with me last night in the dorm room kaminari
[Uranus 6:59 PM] okay but imagine how disturbing it would be to see Ojirou making out with the void
[Baise Brutale 6:59 PM] any action is action to me.
[Icy Hoe 6:59 PM] can we not talk about this
[Mama Momo 6:59 PM] new rule. We can speak about it but we can't say what actually happened
[Eijirou OwO 7:00 PM] thats so cryptic i
[Snoop Dogg 7:00 PM] lets protest this. Our class has the right to know.
[Peppa Pig 7:00 PM] i dont want to go in detail about what i saw
[Icy Hoe 7:00 PM] okay but you are making it sound so much more provocative than what was actually happening???? We are still children Ashido.
[Scotch Tape 7:00 PM] i just really really want to know now
[Mama Momo 7:00 PM] I'll give an expose for an expose if anyone can take it. I'm looking at you Jirou. I'm sure the groupchat would love to know what I walked into last week ;)
[Portable Speaker 7:00 PM] if you expose me i d o n t care anymore ive just given up on life
[Snoop Dogg 7:00 PM] maybe we should change Mama Momo's name to Mama Makeout if you see what I'm getting at ;)
[Portable Speaker changed Mama Momo's name to: Mama Makeout]
[Katsucci UwU 7:01 PM] can't believe this actually is happening.
[Mama Makeout 7:01 PM] I'll wear it like a badge of honor.
[Eijirou OwO 7:01 PM] im just glad im not in this hell storm
[Snoop Dogg 7:01 PM] oh don't think you are safe Eijirou honey ;) I've got plenty of stories of you and Bakubro. Or should I say. Bakuhoe.
[Icy Hoe 7:01 PM] wow aren't you on a roll tonight.
[Eijirou OwO 7:02 PM] e x c u s e m e ?
[Snoop Dogg 7:02 PM] oh don't act like you don't tell me what's going on with you and Bakugou
[Sugar Daddy UwU 7:02 PM] wow i cant believe kaminari's life was that short
[Katsucci UwU 7:02 PM] e x c u s e m e
[Eijirou OwO 7:02 PM] KATSUKI BEFORE YOU KILL ME JUST HEAR ME OUT ITS HARD NOT TO TELL MY BEST BRO THE JUICY DETAILS O K A Y
[Kermit the frog 7:03 PM] Mama Makeout.
[Uranus 7:03 PM] juicy details???
[Eijirou OwO 7:03 PM] this is my own personal hell
[Katsucci UwU 7:03 PM] Kaminari I can kill you right here right now don't try me
[Peppa Pig 7:03 PM] HEY KAMINARI PLEASE TELL US EVERYTHING YOU KNOW
[Snoop Dogg 7:03 PM] MAN IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DIE
[Snoop Dogg 7:04 PM] sorry Mina but when it comes to my best bro my lips are sealed :)
[Portable Speaker 7:04 PM] there is some v e r y angry knocking on kaminaris door and violent yelling
[Katsucci UwU 7:04 PM] YOU WANTED TO DIE. OPEN UP PUSSY. I WASNT JOKING.
[Uranus 7:04 PM] IM NOT OKAY
[Portable Speaker 7:04 PM] i dont know how bakugou got here so fast but i have a feeling ill need to call aizawa a g a i n
[Kermit the frog 7:04 PM] just open the door like a bandaid Kaminari. It'll hurt when you rip it off but it'll be worth it in the end.
[Paul Blart 7:04 PM] IM ONE DOOR DOWN AND READY TO DEFEND KAMINARI AND HIS HONOR
[Portable Speaker 7:04 PM] kaminari is legit terrified and shaking bakugou pLEASE GO AWAY
[Uranus 7:04 PM] bakugou please I'm begging you we don't need him to have a heart attack
[Snow White 7:05 PM] there is s o much screaming
[Katsucci UwU 7:05 PM] I JUST WANT TO TALK KAMINARI TRUST ME
[Eijirou OwO 7:05 PM] I TRIED TO STOP HIM KAMINARI IM SO SORRY
[Mama Makeout 7:05 PM] congrats. Now all might is frantically running through the common room and Midoriya fell off of his chair. Good job boys. Really proud.
[Soggy Broccoli 7:05 PM] ALL MIGHT IS HERE KACCHAN PLEASE STOP
[Icy Hoe 7:05 PM] I just wanted to eat my soba noodles and not have all might shake me like a rag doll but I guess we can't have everything
[Katsucci UwU 7:05 PM] ALL MIGHT CAN EAT MY ASS THIS IS IMPORTANT
[Snoop Dogg 7:05 PM] of course you want all might to eat your ass.
[Portable Speaker 7:06 PM] GREAT JOB KAMINARI NOW ALL I CAN HEAR IS DEAFENING EXPLOSIONS
[Icy Hoe 7:06 PM] so Kirishima please explain to me what part of Bakugou is attractive to you.
[Snoop Dogg 7:06 PM] his dicc
[Eijirou OwO 7:06 PM] KAMINARI IF YOU WANT TO LIVE PLEASE S H U T U P
[Cutest Furry 7:06 PM] Kaminari I suggest you shut up
[Uranus 7:06 PM] I cant believe this is how he's going to die.
[Eijirou OwO 7:06 PM] HES GOING TO BURN THE BUILDING
[Paul Blart 7:06 PM] I tried to stop him
[Kermit the frog 7:06 PM] I HEAR ALL MIGHT COMING.
[Uranus 7:07 PM] SKELETON PAPA Y A Y
[Soggy Broccoli 7:07 PM] KACCHAN P L E A S E
[Portable Speaker 7:07 PM] why am i in this situation i didnt even do anything
[Mama Makeout 7:07 PM] "I am here"
[Soggy Broccoli 7:07 PM] Oh man kacchan is about to get vored s o hard
[Uranus 7:07 PM] sometimes Kacchan worries me. Like. Is he okay? Does he need help? Maybe therapy? We are here for you Bakugou.
[Eijirou OwO 7:07 PM] i just read that message out to him and he told me to say that he says "FUCK OFF"
[Icy Hoe 7:08 PM] it's okay to be sad sometimes Bakugou. Just admit it.
[Eijirou OwO 7:08 PM] he said "IF YOU KEEP SAYING SHIT LIKE THAT I WILL NOT HESITATE TO BLOW UP THIS ENTIRE BUILDING WITH EVERYONE IN IT" and judging by the look in his eyes he really means that
[2007 emo 7:08 PM] wow he would blow up Kirishima too??? Tragic.
[Eijirou OwO 7:08 PM] he would also be in the building so i dont think he cares much
[Snoop Dogg 7:08 PM] he already blows Kirishima enough he should be used to it.
[Portable Speaker 7:08 PM] DENKI WHY HAVENT YOU S H U T U P YET
[Uranus 7:08 PM] wow Kaminari really has a death wish.
[Cutest Furry 7:08 PM] I'm not really sure if All Might can stop Bakugou so someone please assist him immediately.
[Portable Speaker 7:08 PM] THATS IT IM CALLING AIZAWA
[Paul Blart 7:08 PM] PLEASE
[Portable Speaker 7:09 PM] HES S C R E A M I N G ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PHONE PRESENT MIC IS ALSO LOSING HIS MIND AND I CAN ALREADY HEAR BOTH OF THEM RUNNING
[Icy Hoe 7:09 PM] it wasn't me this time bitches
[Peppa Pig 7:09 PM] lets play a game called "How Many Pro Heroes Do We Need To Stop Bakugou?"
[Kermit the frog 7:09 PM] the bitch is about to be erased to death
[Portable Speaker 7:09 PM] i have a feeling we'll all go deaf soon due to present mic and im not here for it
[Mama Makeout 7:09 PM] OH MY GOD I HEAR PRESENT MIC MY E A R S
[Mama Makeout 7:09 PM] I HAVE SENSITIVE EARS
[Uranus 7:09 PM] todoroki is covering momos ears and I'm confused
[Eijirou OwO 7:10 PM] NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF KAMINARI JUST STOPPED TALKING
[Snoop Dogg 7:10 PM] don't blame me
[Snoop Dogg 7:10 PM] blame the wasp
[Portable Speaker 7:10 PM] im so glad you locked your door or else we would be literal a s h
[Snoop Dogg 7:10 PM] sounds festive
[Portable Speaker 7:10 PM] i have a feeling bakugou didnt just "want to talk" and that we couldnt trust him like he told us to
[Katsucci UwU 7:10 PM] looks like I have to clean the sweaty sparring room tomorrow so that's one thing Icy Hoe and I have in common.
[Invisalign 7:10 PM] i can still hear aizawa screaming it h u r t s
[Mama Makeout 7:10 PM] IS HE OKAY
[Snoop Dogg 7:10 PM] take it like a champ Shouta.
[Portable Speaker 7:11 PM] my ears are still in p a i n from present mic
[Cutest Furry 7:11 PM] my ears are ringing.
[Snow White 7:11 PM] i cant hear anything
[Scotch Tape 7:11 PM] how bad is the situation because *I* can still hear screaming
[Kermit the frog 7:11 PM] how can you still hear a n y t h i n g?
[Scotch Tape 7:11 PM] im really not sure
[Eijirou OwO 7:11 PM] things are starting to mellow out now
[Invisalign 7:11 PM] a r e y o u s u r e a b o u t t h a t ?
[Snoop Dogg 7:11 PM] well that was fun
[Uranus 7:11 PM] I disagree
[Portable Speaker 7:12 PM] i also disagree and will be sleeping in my own room tonight
[Scotch Tape 7:12 PM] jirou thats harsh
[Portable Speaker 7:12 PM] is it?? Is it really that harsh??? I just had to face death and its all kaminari's fault so i dont think its that harsh sero
[Snoop Dogg 7:12 PM] no please I like cuddling
[Portable Speaker 7:12 PM] sorry you should have thought of that when you literally brought death to the door
[Baise Brutale 7:12 PM] ILL CUDDLE WITH YOU KAMINARI
[Portable Speaker 7:12 PM] if you lay a finger on him expect a slow and painful death
[Snoop Dogg 7:12 PM] awe babe!!! I love when you get jealous!!!! <3
[Portable Speaker 7:13 PM] awe babe!! I love when you dont get me almost killed <3 oh wait that hasnt happened yet
[Mama Makeout 7:13 PM] oh come on don't give him such a hard time Kyouka.
[Eijirou OwO 7:13 PM] i think her actions are somewhat justified because bakugou was r e a l l y p i s s e d
[Katsucci UwU 7:13 PM] aizawa is making me do this
[Katsucci UwU 7:13 PM] from the deepest, darkest, part of my heart. I apologize. I didn't want to cause you any harm and I am sorry.
[Uranus 7:13 PM] IVE BARELY EVER SEEN AIZAWA LAUGH AND HES LOSING IT CURRENTLY
[Snoop Dogg 7:13 PM] thanks Aizawa
[Eijirou OwO 7:13 PM] I CANT BRETAHE
[Eijirou OwO 7:13 PM] IM KLAUGHING SO HARD OIM ACTUALLY CRYIJNG
[Cutest Furry 7:14 PM] seeing aizawa show human emotions is kind of scary
[Invisalign 7:14 PM] even present mic is kinda shocked
[Kermit the frog 7:14 PM] WADDUP THERES A SHOW GOING ON IN THE COMMON ROOM RIGHT NOW I SUGGEST YOU COME IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE ITS WORTH IT
[Peppa Pig 7:14 PM] what kind of show?
[Mama Makeout 7:14 PM] don't come down
[Kermit the frog 7:14 PM] todoroki fell asleep on the couch so now Midoriya and I are going to write the lyrics to "Never Gonna Give You Up" on his legs.
[Peppa Pig 7:14 PM] IM ON MY WAY
[2007 emo 7:14 PM] I'm warning you now, he's a light sleeper. So try not to die
[Peppa Pig 7:14 PM] ill watch from afar
[2007 emo 7:14 PM] good idea
[Mama Makeout 7:15 PM] okay excuse me Tokoyami but how do you know how my boyfriend sleeps because I'm honestly so lost
[Scotch Tape 7:15 PM] long story
[2007 emo 7:15 PM] who says the guys don't have sleepovers. We stay up late studying sometimes
[Katsucci UwU 7:15 PM] HE ALSO FUCKING KICKS AND IT HURTS
[Eijirou OwO 7:15 PM] im not too sure that he was sleeping kicking. I have a feeling he was wide awake
[Snoop Dogg 7:15 PM] I CANT BREATHE
[Mama Makeout 7:15 PM] Hes never kicked me before :/
[Katsucci UwU 7:15 PM] whenever you see this Todoroki, fuck you <3
[Eijirou OwO 7:15 PM] HEY HEY WHATS UP WITH THAT HEART
[Katsucci UwU 7:15 PM] aizawa told me to be nicer
[Paul Blart 7:16 PM] I guess that's a start
[Uranus 7:16 PM] if any of you smell a sharpie melting don't be alarmed
[Eijirou OwO 7:16 PM] how can you be nicer to todoroki but not me, your own boyfriend
[Katsucci UwU 7:16 PM] I'm dating you I think that's nice enough.
[Mama Makeout 7:16 PM] todoroki just burned the whole sharpie.
[Icy Hoe 7:16 PM] okay well fuck you too Bakugou <3
[Eijirou OwO 7:16 PM] i will tell on you to aizawa i just want love katsuki
[Katsucci UwU 7:16 PM] okay you already know how much I care about you so shut the fuck up
[Mama Makeout 7:17 PM] you gave Bakugou a heart and you don't even give me one
[Eijirou OwO 7:17 PM] :( i feel lonely now
[Icy Hoe 7:17 PM] aizawa told me to be nicer :/
[Mama Makeout 7:17 PM] We are in the same boat Kirishima. We only have each other now
[Eijirou OwO 7:17 PM] step aside kaminari ive got a new best friend
[Snoop Dogg 7:17 PM] hey I didn't even do anything to you. I send you hearts all the time dude why am I getting replaced.
[Eijirou OwO 7:17 PM] im sorry denki <3
[Snoop Dogg 7:17 PM] I thought we had something special. I guess not. I can't believe it had to end this way. First Bakugou. Now momo.It's like you don't care about me anymore
[Eijirou OwO 7:17 PM] no wait bro it isnt like that!! Why don't we hang out tonight and have a special bro sleepover
[Kermit the frog 7:18 PM] momo is the embodiment of "mister steal yo girl"
[Icy Hoe 7:18 PM] I cant believe this is how all of our relationships will end
[Snoop Dogg 7:18 PM] sorry jirou since you don't want to cuddle with me anymore I'm gonna bro cuddle with kirishima tonight
[Soggy Broccoli 7:18 PM] im so glad ochaco and i are not having problems <3
[Uranus 7:18 PM] speak for yourself Todoroki. My relationship is fine. <3
[Baise Brutale 7:18 PM] YEAH MY RELATIONSHIP IS GOING GREAT GUYS THANKS FOR ASKING IT MEANS ALOT
[Kermit the frog 7:18 PM] the only relationship you have is the one with your right hand and your mom
[2007 emo 7:19 PM] dying sounds so refreshing right now
[Eijirou OwO 7:19 PM] kaminari im coming over since bakugou wont let me cuddle with him
[Katsucci UwU 7:19 PM] bye bitch
[Icy Hoe 7:19 PM] what do you do when your girlfriend won't give you any affection because you sent a heart to your peer
[Cutest Furry 7:19 PM] I'm surprised Todoroki lets anyone touch him. He doesn't really seem like an affectionate guy
[Icy Hoe 7:19 PM] I'm very affectionate excuse you
[2007 emo 7:19 PM] once I saw Todoroki shake hands with All Might. Very touching. Very affectionate.
[Peppa Pig 7:20 PM] wow everyone's relationships fell to shambles tonight
[Eijirou OwO 7:20 PM] KAMINARI WOULD YOU LIKE TO EXPLAIN WHY THERES SEARCHES FOR CUSTOM BODY PILLOWS IN YOUR COMPUTER'S HISTORY
[Icy Hoe 7:20 PM] momo if you are out there I still love you and I'm sorry for giving Bakugou my heart
[Snoop Dogg 7:20 PM] um that's so sad,,,, Kirishima play despacito???
[Portable Speaker 7:20 PM] MCSCUSE ME???
[Mama Makeout 7:21 PM] were you. Trying. To make a personal body pillow. Of a specific someone.
[Snoop Dogg 7:21 PM] whats a person
[Portable Speaker 7:21 PM] would you like to eLABORATE
[Snoop Dogg 7:21 PM] to be fair. Kirishima would make a Bakugou body pillow in a heartbeat
[Portable Speaker 7:21 PM] you were seriously trying to make a body pillow of me ? ? ? ? ? ?
[Eijirou OwO 7:21 PM] please d o n t expose me
[Snoop Dogg 7:21 PM] definitely not
[Portable Speaker 7:21 PM] k a m i n a r i d e n k i
[Kermit the frog 7:21 PM] uraraka just mumbled that she would make a deku one. If that makes things better
[Soggy Broccoli 7:22 PM] aHHHHHH
[Icy Hoe 7:22 PM] I guess it's normal to want a body pillow of your significant other??? Haven't really thought of it but okay I guess.
[Mama Makeout 7:22 PM] I like pillows and one with Todorokis face on it would be a bonus I guess.
[Invisalign 7:22 PM] ojirou would you want one of me? ˶⚈Ɛ⚈˵
[Cutest Furry 7:22 PM] oh my god
[Uranus 7:22 PM] and if you scroll up a bit you will see momo admitting she'd want a Todoroki body pillow
[Uranus 7:22 PM] and Tsu, everyone here knows regardless of our relationship I would take a deku body pillow.
[Soggy Broccoli 7:23 PM] an uraraka body pillow would be adorable if im being honest here
[2007 emo 7:23 PM] what do you even do with a body pillow
[Kermit the frog 7:23 PM] unimaginable things.
[Eijirou OwO 7:23 PM] you can cuddle with them when your boyfriend wont actually let you cuddle with him
[Katsucci UwU 7:23 PM] YOU CAN PUNCH THEM
[Peppa Pig 7:23 PM] BAKUGOU OH MY GOD PLEASE D O N T
[Snoop Dogg 7:23 PM] you can buy fake titties for them because why not
[Portable Speaker 7:23 PM] are you saying my anime tiddies arent enough for you
[Icy Hoe 7:23 PM] I would like to know how you know that you can buy fake breasts for a pillow
[Baise Brutale 7:23 PM] big tiddie anime waifu is Yaoyorozu.
[Icy Hoe 7:24 PM] LOOKS LIKE IM ABOUT TO MAKE SOME GRAPE JUICE
[Invisalign 7:24 PM] i
[Paul Blart 7:24 PM] please don't say provocative things about your classmates like that.
[Sugar Daddy UwU 7:24 PM] what did i walk into ?? ? ? ? ?
[2007 emo 7:24 PM] hell
[Kermit the frog 7:24 PM] a mistake
[Baise Brutale 7:24 PM] heaven
[Sugar Daddy UwU 7:24 PM] kirishima what made you think this group chat would be a good idea?
[Paul Blart 7:25 PM] I mean. We are bonding.
[Eijirou OwO 7:25 PM] ill admit that group chat was a mistake in many ways but overall Iida is right. We are bonding!
[Uranus 7:25 PM] I enjoy speaking to all of you!
[Kermit the frog 7:25 PM] I agree
[Eijirou OwO 7:25 PM] its also only been like,, 2 days
[2007 emo 7:25 PM] two long days
[Scotch Tape 7:25 PM] 2 very long days
[Peppa Pig 7:25 PM] i just realized for the past 2 nights something life threatening has happened
[Icy Hoe 7:25 PM] w h o o p s s o r r y
[Snoop Dogg 7:25 PM] ALRIGHT HOES LISTEN UP
[Snoop Dogg 7:26 PM] SINCE KIRISHIMA AND I ARE GENIUSES WE HAD AN EXCELLENT IDEA
[Snoop Dogg 7:26 PM] playlists
[Mama Makeout 7:26 PM] like. Spotify?
[Eijirou OwO 7:26 PM] yeah!! Ive already started creating one and everyone can add to it
[Eijirou OwO 7:26 PM] go crazy kids
[Icy Hoe 7:26 PM] I'm using Momo's account to add songs
[Uranus 7:26 PM] why?
[Icy Hoe 7:26 PM] she has premium and I have boyfriend perks.
[Peppa Pig 7:26 PM] BIG TIME RUSH FUCKS ME UP ON A DAILY BASIS
[Katsucci UwU 7:26 PM] which one of you assholes added "I'm not gay"
[Snoop Dogg 7:26 PM] stop adding emo music @ Bakugou and Todoroki
[Scotch Tape 7:27 PM] i added im not gay because its a good song
[Kermit the frog 7:27 PM] you guys are about to get childish gambino'd
[Snoop Dogg 7:27 PM] I'm adding despacito
[Douchebaguette 7:27 PM] Beyonce will take over this playlist
[Sugar Daddy UwU 7:27 PM] who is adding all the one direction
[Uranus 7:27 PM] kidzbop is happening now
[Katsucci UwU 7:27 PM] whats the fucking problem with one direction
[Snow White 7:27 PM] i actually really like ariana grande so i hope you guys dont mind
[Snoop Dogg 7:27 PM] I blessed the rain down in Africa
[Tentacle Boy 7:28 PM] nickleback incoming
[Paul Blart 7:28 PM] kidzbop is a very good choice Uraraka
[Katsucci UwU 7:28 PM] who keeps adding Florence and the Machine
[Mama Makeout 7:28 PM] me
[Katsucci UwU 7:28 PM] cool cool
[Scotch Tape 7:28 PM] i hope you guys dont mind a slew of panic at the disco
[Snoop Dogg 7:29 PM] JIROU IS THAT YOU ADDING SNOOP DOGG
[Portable Speaker 7:29 PM] of course its me
[Icy Hoe 7:29 PM] who just added the kazoo kid song
[Snoop Dogg 7:29 PM] KIRISHIMA IS ADDING THE KAZOO KID SONG
[Icy Hoe 7:29 PM] oh
[Snoop Dogg 7:29 PM] oh
[2007 emo 7:29 PM] my chemical romance is happening now
[Katsucci UwU 7:29 PM] post Malone. That's all.
[Icy Hoe 7:29 PM] Midoriya is adding the Pokémon theme song and I was trying to stop him.
[Cutest Furry 7:29 PM] foster the people
[Katsucci UwU 7:29 PM] I just added fuck this shit I'm out and no one is stopping me
[Eijirou OwO 7:29 PM] KAMINARI ADDED THE THOMAS THE TRAIN THEME
[Snoop Dogg 7:29 PM] KIRISHIMA ADDED SEINFELD
[Eijirou OwO 7:30 PM] bakugou i hope you dont mind if i add blow by kesha or explode by patrick stump :) they fit you very well
[Katsucci UwU 7:30 PM] you are lucky you are my boyfriend.
[Mama Makeout 7:30 PM] ocean man
[Eijirou OwO 7:30 PM] @bakugou love you~ <3
[Soggy Broccoli 7:30 PM] OCEAN MAN IS A GOOD SONG
[Portable Speaker 7:30 PM] this playlist needs more edgy music
[Katsucci UwU 7:30 PM] I love you too I guess.
[Kermit the frog 7:30 PM] I have a surprise for you all
[Icy Hoe 7:31 PM] Thats just what I was thinking Jirou.
[Soggy Broccoli 7:31 PM] WHO IS ADDING STARSET
[Icy Hoe 7:31 PM] WHO ADDED LET IT GO
[Mama Makeout 7:31 PM] I added let it go
[Uranus 7:31 PM] sometimes it's your own girlfriend :/
[Icy Hoe 7:31 PM] I'm adding Billie Eilish
[Portable Speaker 7:31 PM] Starset is a good hecking band Midoriya
[Mama Makeout 7:31 PM] I'm adding Katy Perry
[Katsucci UwU 7:31 PM] STARSET IS A GOOD BAND
[Icy Hoe 7:31 PM] wow Bakugou is bonding
[Eijirou OwO 7:31 PM] fun fact: bakugou uses starset for his alarm for school. Specifically die for you
[Cutest Furry 7:31 PM] whoever added Dora the explorer is awful.
[Kemit the frog 7:31 PM] I'm not awful
[Invisalign 7:32 PM] id like to personally thank koda for adding so much ariana grande
[Snow White 7:32 PM] shes honestly such a queen
[Mama Makeout 7:32 PM] No scrubs by tlc owns me
[Eijirou OwO 7:32 PM] god childish gambino can vore me whole
[Snoop Dogg 7:32 PM] I'm adding bohemian rhapsody
[Scotch Tape 7:32 PM] crank that (soulja boy) is a bop
[Uranus 7:32 PM] I mean I guess yes
[Peppa Pig 7:32 PM] i love post malone thank you for coming to my TEDtalk
[Sugar Daddy UwU 7:33 PM] Id like to have a word with whoever added Watch Me (Whip/ Nae Nae) because that song gives me war flashbacks
[Icy Hoe 7:33 PM] I'm suing whoever added "It's Everyday Bro"
[Invisalign 7:33 PM] PLEASE DONT SUE ME
[Snoop Dogg 7:33 PM] why would you do that.
[Invisalign 7:33 PM] it was there and i just,, couldnt help myself
[Kermit the frog 7:33 PM] okay but I put it on shuffle and all I'm getting is a bunch of kidzbop and I kind of want to rip out my ears.
[Peppa Pig 7:33 PM] ha that sucks for you however im stuck in childish gambino land
[Cutest Furry 7:33 PM] Kirishima what made you think this was a good idea
[Snoop Dogg 7:33 PM] check the playlist
[Eijirou OwO 7:34 PM] IM TRYING MAKE KAMINARI STOP BUT NOW ITS JUST ENDLESS DESPACITO
[Portable Speaker 7:34 PM] im not sure if its too much despacito or not enough
[Mama Makeout 7:34 PM] is this a bad thing
[Icy Hoe 7:34 PM] is this going to be our first fight
[Mama Makeout 7:34 PM] apparently
[Snoop Dogg 7:34 PM] there's never enough despacito
[Portable Speaker 7:34 PM] im adding more try and stop me ojirou
[Cutest Furry 7:34 PM] I'm going to have a meltdown.
[Icy Hoe 7:34 PM] me too
[Tentacle Boy 7:34 PM] STOP ADDING DESPACITO WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LISTEN TO OTHER SONGS
[Portable Speaker 7:34 PM] FINE
[Eijirou OwO 7:35 PM] okay please stop adding mass amounts of music to the playlist i think this is a good amount
[Mama Makeout 7:35 PM] step aside Ariana grande there's a new dangerous woman in town
[Kermit the frog 7:35 PM] mood
[Soggy Broccoli 7:35 PM] whoever is blasting "Crazy=Genius" in the halls i'll kindly ask you to stop please :)
[Snoop Dogg 7:35 PM] hey guys for my birthday can I get a cardboard cut out of Snoop Dogg thanks
[Icy Hoe 7:35 PM] do you have a problem with Brendon Urie
[Soggy Broccoli 7:35 PM] no no!! Brendon urie is my gay icon i love him
[Portable Speaker 7:35 PM] kaminari you already have 3 cutouts of snoop dogg how many more do you need?
[Uranus 7:35 PM] I JUST READ "SNOOP DOGG" AS "SOGGY DOGG" AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING
[Snoop Dogg 7:35 PM] it's my Snoop shrine.
[2007 emo 7:35 PM] I cant get over the fact that I just read "Snoop shrine" with my own two eyes
[Kermit the frog 7:35 PM] Brendon Urie is everyone's gay icon don't feel special Midoriya
[Eijirou OwO 7:35 PM] god i would vore for brendon urie sorry bakugou
[Katsucci UwU 7:36 PM] I mean. I would vore for him too.
[Uranus 7:36 PM] I'd make the sweetest brownies for Brendon.
[Portable Speaker 7:36 PM] everyone would vore for brendon urie dont feel special Kirishima
[2007 emo 7:36 PM] I'd bone Brendon no homo just my emo icon
[Peppa Pig 7:36 PM] I CANT BREATHE TOKOYAMI
[Icy Hoe 7:36 PM] I mean. You aren't wrong.
[Mama Makeout 7:36 PM] oh
[Paul Blart 7:36 PM] I'm not even going to comment
[Snoop Dogg 7:36 PM] group bones Brendon Urie (not clickbait) (freakout) (emotional)
[Sugar Daddy UwU 7:36 PM] id bone brendon urie in a heartbeat
[Katsucci UwU 7:36 PM] who wouldn't
[Soggy Broccoli 7:37 PM] raise your hand if you wouldnt bone brendon urie its important
[Mama Makeout 7:37 PM] I'm just loyal
[Uranus 7:37 PM] I'm also loyal but this should be a free pass.
[Snow White 7:37 PM] I'm not raising my hand just so you guys know
[Icy Hoe 7:37 PM] listen I'm loyal too babe but this is a free pass. If Deku and Uraraka can do it you can.
[Paul Blart 7:37 PM] std???
[2007 emo 7:37 PM] Brendon doesn't get stds. His bodily fluids are just holy water.
[Portable Speaker 7:37 PM] im also loyal but you wont see me passing up a chance to bone brendon urie
[Snoop Dogg 7:37 PM] Todoroki just said babe and my life is complete I guess
[Icy Hoe 7:37 PM] babebabebabebabebabebabebabebabebabebabebabebabebabebabebabebabebabebabebabe
[Portable Speaker 7:37 PM] sorry kaminari but ariana grande is really fucking hot
[Katsucci 7:37 PM] calm down you sassy fuck
[Snoop Dogg 7:37 PM] take one for the team Jirou.
[Portable Speaker 7:38 PM] id vore for her any day and no one can stop me because im not a coward
[Kermit the frog 7:38 PM] follow your dreams Jirou. We won't stop you.
[Katsucci UwU 7:38 PM] If Ariana is the way you want to go follow your heart I guess
[Paul Blart 7:38 PM] wow that was inspirational
[Portable Speaker 7:38 PM] @ kaminari Bye bitch 👋🏻 👋🏻
[Snoop Dogg 7:38 PM] I'd leave me for Ariana too
[2007 emo 7:38 PM] Kaminari is self conscious I guess.
[Uranus 7:39 PM] it's okay you can be as beautiful as Ariana Grande one day as long as you believe.
[Snoop Dogg 7:39 PM] okay wow r00d
[Portable Speaker 7:39 PM] babe you are as beautiful as ariana grande its just that she can sing
[Snoop Dogg 7:39 PM] A W E B A B E
[Portable Speaker 7:39 PM] <3
[Eijirou OwO 7:39 PM] all these couples showing love i feel so left out smh
[Katsucci UwU 7:39 PM] Id explode all might for you
[2007 emo 7:39 PM] now that's an act of love
[Eijirou OwO 7:39 PM] aw thanks babe! <3
[Mama Makeout 7:39 PM] why would you explode skeleton papa like that
[Kermit the frog 7:39 PM] calling all might papa like that???? Todoroki might get jealous.
[Icy Hoe 7:39 PM] you know how people eat frog legs.
[Icy Hoe 7:39 PM] well we are going to be eating good tonight
[Kermit the frog 7:39 PM] NO THANK YOU
[2007 emo 7:39 PM] vore for all might
[Uranus 7:39 PM] Midoriya they are all stealing your man how do you feel?
[Peppa Pig 7:40 PM] vore to pay respects
[Katsucci UwU 7:40 PM] vore
[Snoop Dogg 7:40 PM] vore
[Uranus 7:40 PM] vore
[Paul Blart 7:40 PM] vore
[Eijirou OwO 7:40 PM] vore
[Mama Makeout 7:40 PM] vore
[Tentacle Boy 7:40 PM] vore
[Baise Brutale 7:40 PM] vore
[2007 emo 7:40 PM] vore
[Snow White 7:40 PM] vore
[Portable Speaker 7:40 PM] vore
[Kermit the frog 7:40 PM] wow all this vore for me. I feel special.
[Snoop Dogg 7:40 PM] vore for the lord I guess.
[Peppa Pig 7:40 PM] it just felt right
[Katsucci UwU 7:40 PM] I know this doesn't sound like something I would say. But I would vore for Post Malone.
[Icy Hoe 7:40 PM] wow I agree with Bakuhoe for once that's weird.
[Paul Blart 7:40 PM] please be nice
[Uranus 7:40 PM] that's what dadzawa would want
[Kermit the frog 7:40 PM] eraser daddy
[Cutest Furry 7:40 PM] I hate that
[Peppa Pig 7:41 PM] IM A GENIUS GUYS LISTEN
[Cutest Furry 7:41 PM] do I want to listen
[Peppa Pig 7:41 PM] TOMORROW WILL BE THE DAY I FINALLY PROVE ERASERMIC IS CANON KING
[2007 emo 7:41 PM] if you are up for the challenge do it
[Peppa Pig 7:41 PM] who wants to take a walk with me tomorrow ;)
[Icy Hoe 7:41 PM] you alive would be preferable
[Mama Makeout 7:41 PM] I'd like to live so no thanks
[Uranus 7:41 PM] IM GOING
[Kermit the frog 7:41 PM] I literally have nothing to lose so why not
[Peppa Pig 7:41 PM] im forming an army
[Snoop Dogg 7:41 PM] I'm chill with present mic so I guess I'll go
[Snoop Dogg 7:41 PM] we listened to Snoop Dogg together earlier. We really bonded.
[Portable Speaker 7:42 PM] if denki goes i go
[2007 emo 7:42 PM] I feel like he would enjoy the attention so I'll just watch from a distance
[Snoop Dogg 7:42 PM] This better happen or I'm suing, Mina
[Peppa Pig 7:42 PM] oh it'll happen
[Eijirou OwO 7:42 PM] im not missing this for anything
[Eijirou OwO 7:42 PM] if i die i die ya know
[Icy Hoe 7:42 PM] god Aizawa is going to kill all of us
[Invisalign 7:42 PM] you guys do know that im stealth queen,,, i could help out
[Katsucci UwU 7:42 PM] it's because you are literally fucking invisible that's the only fucking reason
[Icy Hoe 7:42 PM] Bakugou is just jealous that he can't be good at everything
[Invisalign 7:42 PM] i dont see you using your quirk to be stealthy bitch
[Katsucc UwU 7:42 PM] shut the fuck up floating bra from ICarly
[Invisalign 7:42 PM] you wish
[Uranus 7:42 PM] I CANT BREATHE
[Katsucci UwU 7:42 PM] bitch I'm gay why would I give a fuck about a bra
[Invisalign 7:43 PM] *@ ojirou sorry forgot to put that in my last message
[Snoop Dogg 7:43 PM] he only cares about Kirishima's p e n i s
[Eijirou OwO 7:43 PM] im going to kill you kaminari i am a child i am a good boy
[2007 emo 7:43 PM] whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy
[Kermit the frog 7:43 PM] wHoS a GoOd BoY
[Eijirou OwO 7:43 PM] i
[Mama Makeout 7:43 PM] oh god
[Icy Hoe 7:43 PM] what a fun bonding experience
[Baise Brutale 7:43 PM] I heard bonding and now I'm here
[Uranus 7:43 PM] that's not,,,,,, thats exactly what we were not talking about
[Portable Speaker 7:43 PM] im not sure if i can wait until tomorrow for aizawa to kill me after seeing that text
[Snoop Dogg 7:44 PM] I'm sorry for saying something about Kirishima's genitalia. It was wrong of me.
[Kermit the frog 7:44 PM] genitalia wow fancy
[Portable Speaker 7:44 PM] im laughing did kirishima make you type that
[Katsucci UwU 7:44 PM] I wish instead of Aizawa being able to erase quirks, I wish he could erase the WHOLE PERSON TOO
[Snoop Dogg 7:44 PM] nope definitely not no no
[Eijirou OwO 7:44 PM] jirou im hurt that you would think i would force him to write that
[Cutest Furry 7:44 PM] I heard Kaminaris screams from my room.
[Paul Blart 7:44 PM] all I heard was "get me out of this headlock I'll apologize bro"
[Portable Speaker 7:44 PM] BAHAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING
[Portable Speaker 7:44 PM] deserved it
[Snoop Dogg 7:44 PM] please tell Kirishima I'm not his portable charger
[Uranus changed Snoop Dogg's name to: Portable Charger]
[Uranus 7:44 PM] now you and Jirou match <3
[Portable Speaker 7:45 PM] aw babe!! Thanks uraraka i think this is the most romantic thing to happen to our relationship and we didnt even initiate it. Kinda sad
[Portable Charger 7:45 PM] I WAS TRYING TO PROVE A POINT AND THAT FAILED
[Portable Charger 7:45 PM] you guys suck
[Kermit the frog 7:45 PM] awe we love you too Kaminari
[Cutest Furry 7:45 PM] if my charger breaks I'm coming to you
[Katsucci UwU 7:45 PM] how did roundface think of that and not me
[Uranus 7:45 PM] because I use my brain :p
[Eijirou OwO 7:45 PM] my phone is almost dead and my charger is broken kaminari p l e a s e just once!!
[Icy Hoe 7:45 PM] yeah you always let Jirou use you at lunch????
[Portable Charger 7:45 PM] girlfriend perks :/
[Mama Makeout 7:45 PM] ever heard of best friend perks?
[Portable Speaker 7:45 PM] if you guys were wondering, dating an actual portable charger is really nice
[Portable Speaker 7:45 PM] but you know what isnt nice????? KAMINARI'S SLEEP SHOCKS
[Kermit the frog 7:45 PM] I mean. If you are talking about perks Momo is literally dating a Portable ac unit and heater
[Mama Makeout 7:45 PM] I'm never too hot or too cold. Always perfect.
[Portable Charger 7:46 PM] keep in mind I try not to shock you and that's the only point.
[Icy Hoe 7:46 PM] I cant believe I was just compared to an air conditioner
[Kermit the frog 7:46 PM] IIDA IS THE HUMAN LIGHTNING MCQUEEN DONT @ ME
[EIjirou OwO 7:46 PM] DID YOU MEAN IIDA IS G O D
[Portable Charger 7:46 PM] OH MY GOD
[Katsucci UwU 7:46 PM] HOLY SHIT YOU ARE RIGHT
[Uranus 7:46 PM] and here we witness a wild Bakugou laughing
[Cutest Furry 7:46 PM] whoever added careless whisper on here for a joke. Thanks. I love this song.
[Mama Makeout 7:46 PM] who said it was a joke?
[Uranus 7:46 PM] it plays in my head everyday all day
[Peppa Pig 7:46 PM] i bet it plays in your head louder when you see midoriya
[Uranus 7:46 PM] correct
[Soggy Broccoli 7:46 PM] right back at you
[Icy Hoe 7:46 PM] this is the strangest form of flirting I think I've ever seen
[2007 emo 7:47 PM] couple goals?
[Kermit the frog 7:47 PM] I mean I guess
[Eijirou OwO 7:47 PM] mood
[Katsucci UwU 7:47 PM] okay but our flirting makes sense??? Like I tell you I love you and stuff because it's true and Deku and Roundface just say "wow I hear careless whisper when I'm around you" what the fuck kind of bullshit is this
[Uranus 7:47 PM] it's correct
[Icy Hoe 7:47 PM] wow Bakugou says I love you??? Surprising
[Katsucci UwU 7:47 PM] never hear you say I love you to big tits McGee
[Eijirou OwO 7:47 PM] sorry for the expose but bakugou says i love you a l o t
[Katsucci UwU 7:47 PM] see fuck you Half and Half
[Icy Hoe 7:47 PM] did you just call my girlfriend big tits McGee?
[Baise Brutale 7:47 PM] I MEAN HES NOT WRONG
[Uranus 7:48 PM] yum vomit tastes fantastic
[Portable Speaker 7:48 PM] i never want to breathe again
[2007 emo 7:48 PM] ocean man I guess
[Katsucci UwU 7:48 PM] I'm literally so fucking gay for Kirishima so I don't find it fucking attractive don't get too excited Todoroki
[Kermit the frog 7:48 PM] BIG TITS MCGEE
[Mama Makeout 7:48 PM] I'm glad my breasts are bringing us together
[Paul Blart 7:48 PM] can we n o t talk about Yaoyorozu's mammaries
[Portable Charger 7:48 PM] do you mean: titties
[Eijirou OwO 7:48 PM] awe bro im gay for you too! No homo tho
[Katsucci UwU 7:48 PM] if you are going to say that you are gay for me don't start the fucking sentence WITH B R O
[Icy Hoe 7:48 PM] why big tits McGee I actually usvsjsbskwbsksbsksbksbsjsbsishwkbwkwhw
[Uranus 7:48 PM] Todoroki is actually laying across Deku and why am I jealous
[Eijirou OwO 7:48 PM] but bro
[Soggy Broccoli 7:48 PM] its a very odd feeling because hes radiating hot and cold at the same time
[Mama Makeout 7:48 PM] you get used to it.
[Soggy Broccoli 7:49 PM] i mean i never said it was a bad feeling
[Uranus 7:49 PM] Deku and Todoroki are now just o n e p e r s o n
[Portable Charger 7:49 PM] if your bro needs to cuddle, cuddle. It's not gay. It's okay. Unless you are gay. Then it's gay. But that's also okay. I'm just gonna stop now.
[Eijirou OwO 7:49 PM] kaminari and i are cuddling right now but as bros. Make sure to ward off the gay by saying "no homo" every 30 seconds
[Icy Hoe 7:49 PM] okay but why is Midoriya so comfortable. He's like a sofa????
[Mama Makeout 7:49 PM] uraraka is mine now. You can keep Shouto.
[Uranus 7:49 PM] wow Todoroki you are lucky. Momo is really comfortable.
[Soggy Broccoli 7:49 PM] ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[Uranus 7:49 PM] looks like momo owns me now
[Icy Hoe 7:49 PM] We can switch out days Uraraka. If we arrange it correctly it won't be weird.
[Uranus 7:49 PM] it's like renting a house or something
[Soggy Broccoli 7:50 PM] i like where this is going
[Portable Charger 7:50 PM] orgy OwO?
[Icy Hoe 7:50 PM] a n d that's where the line is drawn
[Soggy Broccoli 7:50 PM] special thanks to kaminari for now making this whole thing weird with just one message. Really owe you one
[Portable Charger 7:50 PM] that's what I'm here for
[Uranus 7:50 PM] I don't care what he says. I'm not moving. Nope. Not a bit.
[Mama Makeout 7:50 PM] Shouto I think you just met your replacement. Her hands are soft
[Icy Hoe 7:50 PM] okay but my left hand is literally on fire a lot of the time??? Do you expect it to be soft????
[Soggy Broccoli 7:50 PM] his left hand is a lot softer than i thought it would be?? I expected it to be like a hecking rock but its not that hard
[Katsucci UwU 7:50 PM] wow I agree with Half and Half for once. When your hand is literally on fire it's not the softest
[Mama Makeout 7:50 PM] uraraka is falling asleep so I don't think you are getting her back
[Eijirou OwO 7:50 PM] its nice to be in a relationship where the possibility of soft hands is just,, out the window
[Kermit the frog 7:50 PM] okay but can I say this is actually kind of cute??? I just walked into the common room do get a snack and like they are all together in one section of the sofa laying together and it's like a weird family??? Like somehow Momo and Todoroki are still holding hands and so is Midoriya and Uraraka and it's kind of iconic???
[Soggy Broccoli 7:50 PM] its an odd system but it still works
[Icy Hoe 7:50 PM] uraraka is asleep on my leg and it's asleep please help
[Katsucci UwU 7:50 PM] two options. Freeze her or burn her.
[Soggy Broccoli 7:51 PM] OR you can blast some kidz bop and she'll have no problem waking up t r u s t m e
[Mama Makeout 7:51 PM] wake up this absolute angel and you die
[Icy Hoe 7:51 PM] I'm torn between two options. Wake her up with kidzbop or momo murders me. Any requests?
[2007 emo 7:51 PM] you were always going to die at some point.
[Cutest Furry 7:51 PM] WOW GOOD ADVICE TOKOYAMI
[Peppa Pig 7:51 PM] wake her up with juju on that beat its her favorite kidz bop song
[Portable Charger 7:51 PM] I'm so conflicted. What should I choose? Todorokis death or Todorokis death?
[Kermit the frog 7:51 PM] I'm definitely staying to watch this
[Kermit the frog 7:51 PM] HES PULLING IT UP ON YOUTUBE
[Icy Hoe 7:51 PM] wish me luck
[Scotch Tape 7:52 PM] i know satou said something like this earlier but whoever added Watch Me (Whip/ Nae Nae) i have a bone to pick with you
[Baise Brutale 7:52 PM] you said you had to bone me?
[Scotch Tape 7:52 PM] n o
[Mama Makeout 7:52 PM] I'm not sure what's worse. Uraraka instantly waking up to sing Juju on that beat or Mineta asking Sero to bone him.
[Soggy Broccoli 7:52 PM] i told you guys it would work. She uses multiple kidz bop songs for her alarms
[Uranus 7:52 PM] I want my boyfriend back please
[Icy Hoe 7:52 PM] can we switch now
[Soggy Broccoli 7:52 PM] i missed her scent
[Mama Makeout 7:52 PM] I like the free air conditioning I receive
[Icy Hoe 7:52 PM] I feel like Kaminari
[Portable Charger 7:53 PM] it hurts doesn't it bro. For your girlfriend and best friend to use you.
[Portable Speaker 7:53 PM] you gotta do what you gotta do to get by
[Portable Speaker 7:53 PM] sorry i dont make the rules hun
[Katsucci UwU 7:53 PM] the most disgusting thing is that Kirishima's feet are always cold and he shoves them on me because "I'm warm" and "you could be used as a heater" and it's the worst feeling in the whole entire world
[Eijirou OwO 7:53 PM] i dont like being exposed like this and you know i dont like wearing socks when im trying to cuddle
[Katsucci UwU 7:53 PM] it's better than your nasty ass feet touching my bare fucking legs you heathen
[Eijirou OwO 7:53 PM] am i the only one who hates wearing socks when trying to get some cuddles???
[Uranus 7:53 PM] i love how the only thing Bakugou is open about is his relationship
[2007 emo 7:53 PM] I don't cuddle but I like to move my toes so yes I agree
[Cutest Furry 7:53 PM] wow it must be so hard to see your significant other. What a shame.
[Icy Hoe 7:53 PM] momo would kill me if I wore socks when we cuddle
[Invisalign 7:53 PM] the only nice thing about being the invisible one in the relationship is that you get to secretly stare at your significant other <3
[Soggy Broccoli 7:54 PM] socks are prisons for your feet and i dont like it
[Katsucci UwU 7:54 PM] I don't care if Kirishima sees me or not I'm still going to fucking look at him because he's attractive
[Mama Makeout 7:54 PM] I literally sit next to Todoroki in class and we live on the same floor so he's just stuck with me
[Eijirou OwO 7:54 PM] bakugou and i are in an infinite staring contest
[Kermit the frog 7:54 PM] we love this good Kiribaku and Todomomo content.
[Invisalign 7:54 PM] sometimes i wish aizawa could erase my quirk just so mashirao could look at me just once
[2007 emo 7:54 PM] HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED HE LITERALLY CANT ERASE YOUR QUIRK BECAUSE HE CANT SEE YOUR EYES
[Katsucci UwU 7:54 PM] well fuck me on the left side with a lunchbox I guess
[Eijirou OwO 7:55 PM] if you insist
[Portable Charger 7:55 PM] a lunchbox. UNIQUE I LIKE IT.
[Icy Hoe 7:55 PM] well that's an interesting way to show you are shocked
[Kermit the frog 7:55 PM] how would you make sweet love to someone on the left side with a lunch box
[Uranus 7:55 PM] don't think about it.
[Sugar Daddy UwU 7:55 PM] that wasn't an image i asked for but my brain gave it to me anyways
[Mama Makeout 7:55 PM] why. Why does this happen
[Baise Brutale 7:55 PM] I'm always down to try new things
[Paul Blart 7:55 PM] WE ARE CHILDREN
[Eijirou OwO 7:55 PM] great now that image is in my head. Even I didnt want to see it
[Portable Charger 7:55 PM] IM JUST IMAGINING SOMEONE SHOVING A LUNCHBOX IN HIS RIBCAGE AND HIM VIOLENTLY SCREAMING
[Eijirou OwO 7:55 PM] I CANT STOP LAUGHING AND NEITHER CAN KAMINARI WE'RE JUST HAVING A LOT OF LAUGHS
[Mama Makeout 7:56 PM] why though
[Uranus 7:56 PM] we don't hear Todoroki laugh a lot at all but I did just now and my acne is cleared.
[Cutest Furry 7:56 PM] was your weave snatched
[Uranus 7:56 PM] acne cleared. Crops watered. Weave snatched. Depression gone. Life complete.
[2007 emo 7:56 PM] depression was snatched like a weave
[Icy Hoe 7:56 PM] I'm freezing whoever put its everyday bro on this playlist.
[Invisalign 7:56 PM] OJIROU JUST SAID THE WORDS WEAVE SNATCHED AND I DONT THINK IVE EVER BEEN HAPPIER
[Cutest Furry 7:56 PM] don't get used to it
[Icy Hoe 7:56 PM] it's Tessa Brooks. The competitions shook.
[Tentacle Boy 7:57 PM] I'm also listening to "It's Everyday Bro" and I hate it
[Kermit the frog 7:57 PM] I bet my life that Mineta added "I just had sex"
[Portable Charger 7:57 PM] i
[Mama Makeout 7:57 PM] I'm having the time of my life bopping out to "Spooky Scary Skeletons"
[Eijirou OwO 7:57 PM] "teenagers in love" is such a good song oh my
[Katsucci UwU 7:57 PM] wanna know what's great
[Kermit the frog 7:57 PM] what
[Katsucci UwU 7:57 PM] any song starset has made
[Portable Speaker 7:57 PM] IVE NEVER AGREED WITH ANYTHING HARDER
[Katsucci UwU 7:57 PM] this is why I appreciate you
[Portable Speaker 7:58 PM] i,, appreciate you too ?
[Portable Charger 7:58 PM] that was sweet???? I think.
[Portable Speaker 7:58 PM] im touched
[Eijirou OwO 7:58 PM] he means well Jirou i promise
[Portable Charger 7:58 PM] dude I think he was being serious
[Katsucci UwU 7:58 PM] surprise! I actually like some of you people
[Portable Speaker 7:58 PM] I mean it man. Im touched
[Uranus 7:58 PM] we love two bonding queens
[Eijirou OwO 7:58 PM] ive never been prouder of my baby
[Icy Hoe 7:58 PM] some of us???? I'm deeply offended.
[Kermit the frog 7:58 PM] bakubaby
[Katsucci UwU 7:58 PM] incorrect try again
[Eijirou OwO 7:59 PM] BLESS YOU TSU I CANT BELIEVE I HAVENT THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE
[Eijirou OwO changed Katsucci UwU's name to: Bakubaby]
[Bakubaby 7:59 PM] fuck you Tsu you are going on the list
[Kermit the frog 7:59 PM] the list?
[Bakubaby 7:59 PM] my fuck you list
[Kermit the frog 7:59 PM] AWE IM HONORED
[Eijirou OwO 7:59 PM] im on and off that list
[Bakubaby 7:59 PM] well you are back on now, babe ;) <3
[Portable Charger 7:59 PM] sucks to be you I guess :/
[Eijirou OwO 8:00 PM] heck
[Portable Speaker 8:00 PM] im on the complete opposite list s u c k e r s
[Bakubaby 8:00 PM] yes
[Soggy Broccoli 8:00 PM] what list am i on kacchan?
[Bakubaby 8:00 PM] childhood regrets and mistakes.
[Soggy Broccoli 8:00 PM] oh
[Uranus 8:00 PM] OH MY GOD I JUST LOST IT
[Eijirou OwO 8:00 PM] I CANT STOP LAUGHING THERE ARE ACTUAL TEARS HAPPENING
[Icy Hoe 8:00 PM] sucks to be Midoriya but it feels amazing to be us
[Soggy Broccoli 8:00 PM] im really not sure what i had expected him to say
[2007 emo 8:00 PM] I was moved to tears
[Cutest Furry 8:00 PM] you've gotta expect the unexpected
[Invisalign 8:01 PM] okay but that list sounds like a whole ass mood
[Portable Speaker 8:01 PM] "childhood regrets and mistakes" is honestly so iconic
[Tentacle Boy 8:01 PM] I like the sound of that list
[Scotch Tape 8:01 PM] mr dandsman can vore my existence
[Invisalign 8:01 PM] im laughing really hard at mr dandsman
[Scotch Tape 8:01 PM] mr dandsman
[Scotch Tape 8:01 PM] but its true mr sandman can vore me w h o l e
[Uranus 8:01 PM] mr dandsman
[Scotch Tape 8:01 PM] okay listen im tired and i just made one (1) mistake and now theres teasing
[2007 emo 8:01 PM] my whole existence was a mistake
[Uranus 8:01 PM] I mean. You are a bird man so I guess that is kind of a mistake
[Portable Charger 8:02 PM] he may be a bird man but he's our bird man
[Tentacle Boy 8:02 PM] Tokoyami we're mistake bros
[Kermit the frog 8:02 PM] I'm a literal f r o g
[Tentacle Boy 8:02 PM] Welcome to the mistake club
[Eijirou OwO 8:02 PM] that sounds like the saddest club ever
[Icy Hoe 8:02 PM] what type of mistakes are we talking about. Like. Birth. Genes?
[2007 emo 8:02 PM] oh
[Tentacle Boy 8:02 PM] We're talking existence is a mistake because of our quirks
[Invisalign 8:02 PM] petition to rename the mistake club to freaks and geeks club because i would also be considered apart of this club
[Icy Hoe 8:03 PM] yeah maybe Bakugou will feel accepted somewhere for once
[Bakubaby 8:03 PM] shut up you fucking Canadian flag
[Icy Hoe 8:03 PM] that's fucking rude
[Kermit the frog 8:03 PM] watch your fucking profanity you asshats there are children
[2007 emo 8:03 PM] keep the ears of the innocent pure
[Cutest Furry 8:03 PM] yeah. We can't let Midoriya or Iida hear this. Too pure.
[Portable Charger 8:03 PM] protecc the angels
[Paul Blart 8:03 PM] PLEASE REFRAIN FROM CURSING
[Bakubaby 8:03 PM] what are you going to get Aizawa or something?
[Mama Makeout 8:03 PM] he should have a break :)