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Funny jokes and facts -part 3-

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There will be a lot of funny jokes and facts! Please read the first and second book to :Þ If you don´t like t... More

Funny jokes and facts -part 3-
cute things to call your girlfriend/boyfriend
freedom
your great aunt just passed away LOL
probably naked
sometimes I wish I was a bird...
my room was clean
I like the color pink.
very interesting
Are you still mad at me ?
buy books
Peter Pan
Does this face look like it gives a ****?
A student
strange
exercise
love is more important than money
I sing
your terrible driver
the only food that makes you cry
sorry, I can't today
some say that you cant live without love...
Hey I need to break up with you
A quick test of intelligence
The wealthy man
The following are actual instructions found on the named items:
Jake asked me out
"My watch is 30 minutes slow."
They called back!
COINCIDENCE
why are you always late for school
where do you see yourself in 5 years
Sam do you say prayers before eating?
I ain't had no fun all summer
I didn't realize you had a prescription!
glass of water
TEDDY BEAR
3 COUPLES, 2 COMPLIMENTS, 1 ADVENTURE!
what are you staring at
Broccoli, 49 cents a pound.
Lassie
Hey, how's your face feeling?"
defeat, deduct, defense and detail.
VOICES! VOICES! SHUT UP!
it will get used to it
dead dog
No! We think you are trying to escape!
Quit Bugging Me
hey this one can't run away!!
clown in Walmart
hello?? WTF??
Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
ticket
How can we get some clean water?
coins
HELP
63 beers
Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
skills
casket
chores...
no I'm a vacuum
Sunday night
zipper
smiling while texting
I CREATED A MONSTER
A moment of silence
Taylor Lautner
that's god playing sims
5 things not to do in funerals
personal experience
fishing for birds
haven't come back yet
NO
In the Mall
stolen
Thank God i have no teeth
hippopotamus
songs
project
Gmail
John Green
children of today
nothing changes :D
what dose the ...
you have perfect eyesight
I can't see
deer
25 cents
gorilla
Hmmmm who do you think is on my back.?
Control-Alt and Delete
I just swallowed a gum
ABCDEFGHIJK
CLOCK GO FASTER!!!
I'm at the zoo
inventions made by idiots
SIGNS OF THE 21ST CENTURY
neither do I
red means stop
match
beautiful
Grenade
which is better to fail or to pass ??
I wont tell
First day back to school
okay I'll ask dad
people who don't drink.
mirror
dumb blonde jokes so short?
John Green - Looking for Alaska
love, moth
my new number
cell phone reception
I don't have a short temper
my love
Happy butt
preposistion.
the stork

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fishing for birds

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so I was flying a kite and this guy comes up to me actually asks me "so you are flying a kite" I replied "nope I'm fishing for birds"

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