Thankfully in this little box of horrors I'm not alone. To transport all of the "mentally unstable or reculsive" children, they decided to use Midgardian technology. Gross. A disgusting, putrid tin can on wheels they call a "bus". I'm with my friend Noel. She is another magic aprentice and feels the same way as me about this whole ordeal. After spending ten minutes talking about how rediculous this was the bus arrived. We climbed onto the stupid vehicle rolling our eyes all the way. We fought for a minute over the window seat before I yielded. Sitting on the gross squishy seat with no saftey precautions we were off. I decided to spend the next ten minutes thinking of pranks with Noel. All of her ideas are in cursive (as she says "neater") writing.
1. Tape the child who gets on your nerves to their bunk bed
2. Destroy everyone! Ha! Ha! HA!
Yeesh take it easy Noel. We're here to cause trouble not murder everyone
Technically were here for "social interaction"
Whatever
3. Silence Loki
Hey!
4. Put cream on the instructors hands while they sleep
Ooooooooo.... I like.
5. Turn Noel's hair red while she sleeps
He, he, he. Wait.... WHAT!
6. Use the summoning charm to sneak in unallowed objects
Can I bring my cassette tape? It's the only thing I like from Midgard. I need my Fallout Boy!
What's Fallout Boy
*Sigh*
7. Read dictionaries when the instructors talking
What kind off idea is that?
I do not know, but it will be more interesting then listening to what not to do.
I agree.
8. Pickpocket the rich kids
Why would we do that? Your a noble and I'm a prince. There's no point.
Would you rather NOT steal...?
Let's do it.
9. Prank call Thor
What should we tell him?
Hmm... That he won the handsomest new comer of blockhead magazine.
Nah, how about that you are dieing and he needs to come straight away. He likes you a lot. Then we give him directions to Niflehiem.
Uh, oh! Camp directer coming and being boring!
Oh no! Shut the book and grab your dictionaries! Ha!