smol:
guess who's not single anymore!!!
tol:
what?! oh my god!!!
smol:
I know!! he was so cute. he said ducking instead of fucking at one point
tol:
he never misspells things.
smol:
I know!!!
tol:
that's great!! I'm so happy for you!!
smol:
you know what this means?
tol:
double dates?
smol:
double dates!!! You know how much I love the idea of going on road trips and stuff with our significant others and I don't have to just imagine that anymore because I HAVE A BOYFRIEND and we can do it!!!!
tol:
!!! I'm so happy for you!
smol:
I'm happy for me!!
tol:
how the hell did we get this lucky?
smol:
I truly have no idea but I am not complaining
tol:
me either
//.//
Fuckface:
I have a boyfriend
Fuckface:
Gun is my boyfriend
Shithead:
holy crap
Fuckface:
I have never been happier?? what the hell is this??
Shithead:
It's called affection buddy
Fuckface:
I don't know how to feel
Fuckface:
like obviously I feel happy but I also feel like this is a dream
Shithead:
if you have the same amount of affection that I do for Newwie, that never ever goes away
Fuckface:
I don't hate it?
Shithead:
well that's good
Shithead:
you deserve to be happy, dude
Fuckface:
I'm scared too though
Shithead:
I think that's normal. You've had a pretty bad track record with shitty people, so it's okay to be scared. especially because Gun isn't a celebrity. dating someone 'normal' while you act for a living can come with bad consequences. but if it makes you happy, then go for it. I've only seen you smile around Gun. I've never seen you genuinely so comfortable around a person you haven't know for that long. I think... that Gun is perfect for you
Shithead:
If it makes you feel any better, I'm terrified. I'm scared I'll lose fans, I'm scared he'll get hate, I'm scared management won't agree but I'm one hundred percent more terrified of a life without Newwie
Shithead:
I guess what I am getting at here is... do you think Gun is worth the risk? Would you sacrifice your happiness for his?
Fuckface:
in a heartbeat
Shithead:
then bro, I don't think you have anything to be scared about, regarding Gun. we both know he would do the same for you
Fuckface:
thanks Tay
Shithead:
of course dude. we may fight a lot and I may tease the shit out of you, but you're still my best friend and I care for you
Fuckface:
you sure are sounding like one of those bro memes
Shithead:
bro, I love you
Fuckface:
how much, bro?
Shithead:
I would cross all the broceans for you, bro
Fuckface:
bro
Shithead:
I both love and hate that we did that
Fuckface:
glad I'm not the only one