Aries - IM GOING TO SEDUCE THIS FUCKER
Taurus - Is this indigestion?
Gemini - What the fuck no my bff is like YASSS, HISSS, MINEEE
Cancer - Not again yup. Pretty much.
Leo - Oh Gawd
Virgo - No thanks
Libra - WHY AM I SO INEXPLICABLY HAPPY?
Scorpio - But why me tho Actually same
Sagittarius - Okay But why also me XD
Capricorn - I did not sign up for this
Aquarius - Bye
Pisces - Fuck 😂